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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1650 on: February 22, 2009, 03:36:24 AM »
All these fat jokes about Johnny are killin me. This sets up for an intense next weekend.
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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1651 on: February 22, 2009, 04:19:45 AM »
BOOH! letting a man who just recovered from a knee injury playing two games in a row! that exhausting as hell

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1652 on: February 22, 2009, 04:39:02 AM »
I want to know when fs big spins became a regularly occurring trick in skate. Those things piss me off because no one did them like a year or two a go, and now  bunch of people can do them. I still win, but that shit is an automatic letter.


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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1653 on: February 22, 2009, 06:30:57 AM »
I was really stoked on Layton beating Marc. That was an incredibly unexpected game. I loved it.


Billy beating Layton was kind of expected, but I was hoping Layton would surprise me again. Props to him for playing two games in a row though. Damn.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1654 on: February 22, 2009, 06:41:28 AM »
Regardless of how fat he is, Johnny's got one hell of a three flip.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1655 on: February 22, 2009, 06:56:12 AM »
Regardless of how fat he is, Johnny's got one hell of a three flip.
and  :o on the fakie double flip also
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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1656 on: February 22, 2009, 07:03:39 AM »
Yeah, I was really surprised Billy didn't get that double flip! I've seen him do about 68 double flip variations recently in different clips, haha!

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1657 on: February 22, 2009, 07:20:17 AM »
Ha. MJ at the end with that police horn. But, that was a pretty good game.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1658 on: February 22, 2009, 08:14:05 AM »
J-lay isnt even that fat.  He looks normal.  When i went to a toy demo last year, he was like just really big.  Like six threeish it looked like.  I dunno he didnt seem very fat. 

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1659 on: February 22, 2009, 08:36:23 AM »
J-lay isnt even that fat.  He looks normal.  When i went to a toy demo last year, he was like just really big.  Like six threeish it looked like.  I dunno he didnt seem very fat. 
seriously, him and andrew allen catch shit for being 'fat skaters' when they aren't even. it's kind of ridiculous.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1660 on: February 22, 2009, 09:07:27 AM »
Because the people calling them that way about a buck 20 and have never owned jeans above a 30 waist in there lives.
Go to a mall and you'll see fat people all day.
There's a difference people. 

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1661 on: February 22, 2009, 09:15:19 AM »
thats bullshit. johnathon layton is a stamped, certified and approved USDA fat fuck. he beat MJ doing nothing out of the ordinary at all. i'd say thats more bad on mj then good for johnny. and the same with the game against billy marks. same shit he did in the MJ game except billy beat him. oooooohhhhh he did switch tre flip on f(l)at! fuck. let him lose so he can go have a fucking cheeseburger or something, it looked like his blood sugar was getting low.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1662 on: February 22, 2009, 10:01:24 AM »
thats bullshit. johnathon layton is a stamped, certified and approved USDA fat fuck. he beat MJ doing nothing out of the ordinary at all. i'd say thats more bad on mj then good for johnny. and the same with the game against billy marks. same shit he did in the MJ game except billy beat him. oooooohhhhh he did switch tre flip on f(l)at! fuck. let him lose so he can go have a fucking cheeseburger or something, it looked like his blood sugar was getting low.

With the harshness.

Johnny is a good pro, sans slightly excessive street grabs. I like the guy.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1663 on: February 22, 2009, 10:02:22 AM »
If Chris Cole was in this game, I am sure everyone's brackets would look different. At least he tries the dumb shit tricks and lands them.
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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1664 on: February 22, 2009, 10:07:41 AM »
If Chris Cole was in this game, I am sure everyone's brackets would look different. At least he tries the dumb shit tricks and lands them.

He would have won.
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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1665 on: February 22, 2009, 10:09:01 AM »
J-lay isnt even that fat.  He looks normal.  When i went to a toy demo last year, he was like just really big.  Like six threeish it looked like.  I dunno he didnt seem very fat. 
You have a skewed definition of normal.

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If Chris Cole was in this game, I am sure everyone's brackets would look different. At least he tries the dumb shit tricks and lands them.
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He would have won.
Mike mo still would win.


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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1666 on: February 22, 2009, 10:41:47 AM »
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J-lay isnt even that fat.  He looks normal.  When i went to a toy demo last year, he was like just really big.  Like six threeish it looked like.  I dunno he didnt seem very fat. 
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If Chris Cole was in this game, I am sure everyone's brackets would look different. At least he tries the dumb shit tricks and lands them.
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He would have won.
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Mike mo still would win.
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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1667 on: February 22, 2009, 10:42:29 AM »
I'm done.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1668 on: February 22, 2009, 10:55:16 AM »
i've seen J Lay in person and he's definitely a bit plump but he still rips.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1669 on: February 22, 2009, 10:56:19 AM »
Johnny's tricks were so proper.  He's 3flips regs and switch were enough to make me cry.  I didn't realize he had so much pop.  I'm glad Billy beat him though.  Can't wait for next week.

oh and sorry Berra for getting on you for not playing those games.  But in all fairness, we were only mad because the day before you posted saying that the game was gonna be up.  So yeah, you let us down.  But anyways, get well soon.



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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1670 on: February 22, 2009, 10:57:22 AM »
i've seen J Lay in person and he's definitely a bit plump but he still rips.

oh man plump
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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1671 on: February 22, 2009, 11:00:04 AM »
Johnny Layton switch tre flip, hot damn!

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1672 on: February 22, 2009, 11:26:35 AM »
has anybody figured out the frontside flail marc johnson tried in his game? i can't even figure out what he might have been trying... frontside 360 pressure flip or something?

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1673 on: February 22, 2009, 11:28:10 AM »
I picked billy marks to win this shit. Hopefully he can stay on his board.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1674 on: February 22, 2009, 11:36:05 AM »
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J-lay isnt even that fat.  He looks normal.  When i went to a toy demo last year, he was like just really big.  Like six threeish it looked like.  I dunno he didnt seem very fat. 
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You have a skewed definition of normal.

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If Chris Cole was in this game, I am sure everyone's brackets would look different. At least he tries the dumb shit tricks and lands them.
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He would have won.
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Mike mo still would win.
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damn, that was painful. showin your true colors i guess.
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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1675 on: February 22, 2009, 12:02:43 PM »
I know they were supposedly skating for hours before the game, but did we really just see two games in a row where a pro skater got a letter by missing a front shove?

Give these dudes some lunch or something before they play for chrissake...

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1676 on: February 22, 2009, 12:05:35 PM »
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J-lay isnt even that fat.  He looks normal.  When i went to a toy demo last year, he was like just really big.  Like six threeish it looked like.  I dunno he didnt seem very fat. 
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You have a skewed definition of normal.

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If Chris Cole was in this game, I am sure everyone's brackets would look different. At least he tries the dumb shit tricks and lands them.
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He would have won.
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Mike mo still would win.
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damn, that was painful. showin your true colors i guess.
Hi hater.
I know they were supposedly skating for hours before the game, but did we really just see two games in a row where a pro skater got a letter by missing a front shove?

Give these dudes some lunch or something before they play for chrissake...
It's just a friendly Game of SKATE between friends, it's not like their carreers are on the line or something......

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1677 on: February 22, 2009, 12:44:49 PM »
you would think billy could land a front shove out of all the tricks, same with MJ

it's like the front shove curse

I remember there was a video of wenning saying he starts games of skate with front shove and switch front shove cuz they get people all the time

anyhow, I wanted Layton to win, not a huge fan of billy marks

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1678 on: February 22, 2009, 01:49:25 PM »
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i've seen J Lay in person and he's definitely a bit plump but he still rips.
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oh man plump

I think there's a big difference in the definition of a fat skater vs. a fat person.  The skate community on a whole is pretty slim, so one guy packin on a little pudge is gonna look fat, even if he is definately not a "fat person".  The real world community on the whole is full of fat fucks, so you have to be fat to be fat?!  Johnny Layton may be the Fedor of skateboarding, fat twitch muscles and cardio for the quickness.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics
« Reply #1679 on: February 22, 2009, 02:08:50 PM »
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If Chris Cole was in this game, I am sure everyone's brackets would look different. At least he tries the dumb shit tricks and lands them.
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He would have won.
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Mike mo still would win.

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