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I fucked up bad
« on: November 25, 2008, 03:48:12 PM »
I got in a wreck last night coming home from the bar when I ran a stop sign.

Was than booked into the local jail and charged with dui.

worst birthday ever
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 03:51:51 PM »
damn dude. sorry.
good birthday story to tell, i guess?
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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 03:52:56 PM »
didn't you already make a topic about your birthday? you're worst than gwb and i'm fucking glad bad things happen to you.

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2008, 04:20:13 PM »
didn't you already make a topic about your birthday? you're worst than gwb and i'm fucking glad bad things happen to you.

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2008, 04:21:27 PM »
That sucks man..how was jail?

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2008, 04:25:27 PM »
didn't you already make a topic about your birthday? you're worst than gwb and i'm fucking glad bad things happen to you.

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?


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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2008, 04:26:00 PM »
That sucks man..how was jail?


sorry man

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2008, 04:26:19 PM »
i'm fucking glad bad things happen to you.
i just laughed so hard at this

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2008, 04:49:51 PM »
yeah you think that you fucked up? i was about to go skate right now but i decided to eat this huge philly cheese steak and drink a root beer float. so yeah, sorry about your little "accident", toughen up pussy.

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2008, 04:50:25 PM »
u b drinkin and b drivin? dat makes you like a millinaire glitter pimp daddy
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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2008, 04:53:56 PM »
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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2008, 05:03:04 PM »
I got in a wreck last night coming home from the bar when I ran a stop sign.

Was than booked into the local jail and charged with dui.

worst birthday ever

damn that sucks.  did you wreck your tiburon?  i thought you just got it fixed

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2008, 05:17:01 PM »
I got in a wreck last night coming home from the bar when I ran a stop sign.

Was than booked into the local jail and charged with dui.

worst birthday ever

damn that sucks.  did you wreck your tiburon?  i thought you just got it fixed

I just got it back saturday from the body shop.
Justin... its bad homie.
I have'nt seen the car, but a friend of mine called me a little bit ago and said he found my headlights about 30 yards from the wreck site.
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2008, 05:22:54 PM »
sorry to hear it.  hope jail wasn't too bad

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2008, 05:37:45 PM »
only thirty yards? what were you, driving the speed limit or something, pussy?
u b drinkin and b drivin? dat makes you like a millinaire glitter pimp daddy

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2008, 05:40:39 PM »
Wow, that was dumb.  Sorry I have VERY limited sympathy for people who drink and drive.  Now you have to deal with the reprecussions, and whatever happens to you from this, fines etc.... just be glad someone's not dead.  Dont' fucking do it again Drunky McSweveandcrash
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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2008, 05:51:57 PM »
yeah you drink and drive i couldnt give to shits about you.

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2008, 05:56:33 PM »
Think before you drink.

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« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2008, 06:01:51 PM »
i'm fucking glad bad things happen to you.
i just laughed so hard at this

for real.

I definitely dont feel bad. i wish they had kept u there longer for being stupid.

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2008, 06:05:09 PM »

DevilOnEnzyte I feel your pain, I had a dui a few years ago and believe me its a longg process to get your licence back.

I wish you luck my man.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2008, 06:10:42 PM by EastCoastLove »

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2008, 06:06:17 PM »
why the fuck would you wish him luck, he doesn't deserve shit but more time to sulk in jail like the rotten fuck he is. you drink and drive, you're fucking scum in my book

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2008, 06:12:17 PM »
haha youre trying so hard to be negative
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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2008, 06:12:49 PM »
Yeah dui's aren't very fun. It took me over a year to get my license back, finish the awful drug and alcohol classes, and pay the ridiculous fines. At least your birthday was interesting and you can tell people you've been in jail.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2008, 06:13:49 PM »
haha youre trying so hard to be negative

i'm trying so hard to type on a messageboard. in the same boat, faggot.

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2008, 06:19:34 PM »
only thirty yards? what were you, driving the speed limit or something, pussy?
hahahahaha

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2008, 06:21:56 PM »
stet.

Your avatar reminds me of the first time when I smoked salvia divinorum.

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #26 on: November 25, 2008, 06:26:33 PM »
Stet... chill out man.
Maybe something like this might happen to you one day... then what are you going to say on Slap?
Think about it before you go flapping your mouth, kiddo.

Guys, I don't condone my actions at all, I fully understand that I deserve whatever comes my way.
It was a dumb fucking move, and i'm going to pay a large price.
I'm old enough to know that there will be consequences, and I have to face them like an adult.
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2008, 06:28:08 PM »
Stet... chill out man.
Maybe something like this might happen to you one day... then what are you going to say on Slap?
Think about it before you go flapping your mouth, kiddo.


did you think before you got in that fucking car? fuck no. so don't even for a second try and advise me to think. and lets add "kiddo" in there to have some superiority over me. i'm not the "kiddo" with a fucking dui. dipshit.

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2008, 06:28:41 PM »
He doesn't deserve any sympathy. He could've killed someone.

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Re: I fucked up bad
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2008, 06:29:12 PM »
Yeah dui's aren't very fun. It took me over a year to get my license back, finish the awful drug and alcohol classes, and pay the ridiculous fines. At least your birthday was interesting and you can tell people you've been in jail.
took me almost 2 years, I had a tough time coming up with the money for the impaired driving course $500), then the state required me to do aftercare, which was 8 weeks of drug and alcohol counseling plus having to attend 4 AA meetings.. it was fucking horrible
    all for just drinking 2 beers and driving to go get chinese food..