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Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« on: December 14, 2008, 01:01:29 PM »
I slept in a shed last night and now I'm drunk on whiskey. Um, I was talking to a slap member and he thinks I should make a thread about my lovely disease. Anyways, post stories about your alcoholism and I will post mine.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2008, 01:23:04 PM »

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2008, 01:33:32 PM »
You really made this thread on a Sunday? Thats funny

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2008, 01:42:30 PM »
i just recently decided to stop drinking for a while. ive made it a little over a month and i feel great and have no friends at all. thank you alcohol.
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2008, 01:44:27 PM »
Do you think you're the biggest alchie on SLAP?
If so, what would qualify you for such a title?
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2008, 01:49:46 PM »
I couldn't pass a breathalyzer right now.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2008, 01:51:56 PM »
Probably not the biggest, but I used to drink a lot, even in unnecessary situations, like having 2 king cans before going to a job interview.

I once skipped work for a week and went on a drinking binge. During that week I recall waking up at 9am, chugging like 4 beers, then decided to go to my friends house. I cut through an elementary school field, during recess, and started puking while a lot of kids were watching me. Some teacher even asked me if I was ok.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2008, 01:53:01 PM »
I put the plug in the jug a week ago.  I lost my ID and my screensaver called me an achoholic.

I though this thread would be a great place to use the phrase "plug in the jug".

Thanks cigarettebeer!

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2008, 01:57:23 PM »
I slept in a shed last night and now I'm drunk on whiskey. Um, I was talking to a slap member and he thinks I should make a thread about my lovely disease. Anyways, post stories about your alcoholism and I will post mine.

Do you go through physical withdraw when you don't drink? Have you thought about an end game as far as your drinking goes?

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2008, 02:07:48 PM »
I haven't gone a day without at least 1 drink in the last 7 years. I wouldn't call myself an alcoholic, but i sure as fuck am a drunk. Being a bartender didn't help. Neither do free drinks after work. Hah, now that i think about it, i had one of my best sessions skating while drunk off of a cheap Bordeaux. I think i got my first real deal line like that. fs flip, fakie flip, half cab, bs 180. I threw up after that. i woke up drunk and stuck between my sink and bathroom wall. I had to yell for help.
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2008, 02:14:58 PM »
I haven't gone a day without at least 1 drink in the last 7 years. I wouldn't call myself an alcoholic, but i sure as fuck am a drunk. Being a bartender didn't help. Neither do free drinks after work. Hah, now that i think about it, i had one of my best sessions skating while drunk off of a cheap Bordeaux. I think i got my first real deal line like that. fs flip, fakie flip, half cab, bs 180. I threw up after that. i woke up drunk and stuck between my sink and bathroom wall. I had to yell for help.

Working in the service industry really doesn't help things.  Constantly surrounded by free alcohol and enablers....

I go out drinking after work (4-5 nights a week) and will almost always black out by the end of the night.  I do make it a point not to drink on my days off though (unless there is a reason,) which I think does a lot to keep me in line.

I've gone back and forth on if i'm an alcoholic or just a drunk.  I don't think i'm dependent on it, I don't crave it, i've never had anything bad happen as a result of drinking (injuries, trouble with work, school or the law, etc,) but I do go through at least 30 beers a week.  And some whiskey too.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2008, 02:25:18 PM »
I do go through at least 30 beers a week.  And some whiskey too.
That's getting up there...

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2008, 02:31:14 PM »
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2008, 02:36:30 PM »
I usually drink 4-6 beers a day... 8-12 on Saturdays.  It's because my job is depressing then I get off at 6pm with nothing to do till bedtime.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2008, 02:41:03 PM »
i only hit the liquor these days as a nightcap, if i have a lady over, or at a party where it's free . it's too expensive at the bar, and i get pass out drunk anyway. i tend to stick to beer and wine. I start drinking wine around lunch and when i get off of work i usually shoot over to a friends to drink on an 18 pack till me and said friend finish it.
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2008, 02:45:28 PM »
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2008, 02:52:52 PM »
i have about 80 black outs a year, i drink on 200 days a year ... i don't go skating on weekends, because of hungovers.

i don't drink hard stuff often, mostly beer. i drink when i'm alone too. most of the people would tell me, that i drink too much.

i once had a 8 week period where i didn't touch any alcohol, because i made too much bullshit while beeing drunk.

it could be worse.


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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2008, 03:03:29 PM »
im fuking drunk right now and i called into work because i hate that shit and this thread is perfect. but matze fuking 80 blackouts a year. i guess im second or something. why am i proud of this


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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2008, 03:54:32 PM »
^Nice.

Is anybody else really drunk in here? TheKarmessiah what you drinking SON?!?!?!?!

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2008, 04:08:30 PM »
^Nice.

Is anybody else really drunk in here? TheKarmessiah what you drinking SON?!?!?!?!

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2008, 04:11:37 PM »
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2008, 04:14:24 PM »
no one you know.

What the fuck is that suppose to mean, no one you know, stupid.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2008, 04:19:55 PM »
Girl Workshop B has the same initials as George Bush. somebody kook him for that alone
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2008, 04:20:46 PM »


"Skaeaterrr ovv the yeaearrr"



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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2008, 04:22:01 PM »
We should start a SLAP drinking club. Who's down?
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2008, 04:28:08 PM »
TEAM DRUNK?

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2008, 04:30:26 PM »
howabout a new drink is posted each week and that's the beverage of choice and you post a picshure of yoself drainin that shit in your gullet