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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #30 on: December 14, 2008, 04:31:41 PM »
I'd go gay for BA.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #31 on: December 14, 2008, 04:33:14 PM »
hahaha that sounds fun. I have a feeling that this thread is going to stick around for a while.
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #32 on: December 14, 2008, 04:40:48 PM »
@ 15secs Bond breaks it down:





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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #33 on: December 14, 2008, 04:49:28 PM »
is it bad that this thread really makes me want to drink?

and can drinking be a team sport??
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #34 on: December 14, 2008, 04:53:28 PM »
I can't do martinis, man.
it's all about a CC sour or some straight bourbon like Conecuh Ridge. Speaking of southern spirits, anyone here had real moonshine?
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #35 on: December 14, 2008, 04:55:42 PM »
fuk i got the munchies.  i already had some enchiladas and gumbo. now im bout to go to mcdeez and get a mc chicken or some shit. ill holla
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #36 on: December 14, 2008, 04:58:13 PM »
Since I was hungover all day I only drank one of my three remaining beers.  I also haven't showered and feel pretty greasy, so it looks like shower beer time.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #37 on: December 14, 2008, 05:01:01 PM »
Not me. I like to stick to the herb, however sometimes nothing compares to being batshit wasted

I drink probably one night a week, in my darkest days in vic I was drinking 5 nights a week

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #38 on: December 14, 2008, 05:04:27 PM »
..... yeah i'm drunk now.
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #39 on: December 14, 2008, 05:19:12 PM »
Are we trying to turn it up a notch in here or what?



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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #40 on: December 14, 2008, 05:24:55 PM »
which one's you?
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #41 on: December 14, 2008, 05:30:37 PM »
I wouldnt go so far as say im an alchoholic, but some days i do physically crave it, usually happens when i see people drinking or i drive past a liqour store, lately i havent had the budget to even eat so ive kinda put it on hold, but ill crack and run down to the store and grab a 40 just so i can have something to drink.
I usually dont get black out drunk however, theres few nights i let my self get there, i tend to back off after 10-12 beer and just slowly drink the rest of the night.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #42 on: December 14, 2008, 05:34:07 PM »
which one's you?
the first guy


Edit: I don't know if this guy drinks but this part is SICK:


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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #43 on: December 14, 2008, 05:36:39 PM »
ok update i just hit like 5 stores on my bike, got some cigarettes, nag champa incense, a mc chicken, and a good humor strawberry shortcake.
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #44 on: December 14, 2008, 05:40:58 PM »
ok update i just hit like 5 stores on my bike, got some cigarettes, nag champa incense, a mc chicken, and a good humor strawberry shortcake.
delicious all of them

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #45 on: December 14, 2008, 05:56:43 PM »
which one's you?
the first guy


Edit: I don't know if this guy drinks but this part is SICK:




hey, not bad! so i take it you're from Hawaii, eh. what's it like being excluded from all the fast food offers you see on T.V.?

and i'd seen that itoshin part somewhere before. i forgot who posted it. but yeah, sick part. 1:31 was insane.

Could cigarettebeer change the name of this thread to "drunk talk?"
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #46 on: December 14, 2008, 05:59:06 PM »
^I don't know, but wendys pretty much dominates it all over bellevue

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #47 on: December 14, 2008, 06:02:04 PM »
I drink beers most nights of the week, whichwould mean most nights period. I don't get wasted every night, but i do pass out on my couch with half beers around 5 nights. I think it happens because i get out of work bwtween 10pm-12am. There's nothing left to do but go to the bar, come home at one, and drink more. If i had a girlfriend i'd probably drink less, or at least not by myself every night. Either way it's beers and blunts, but with winter coming hard i'm all about the gobble gobble .

I quit drinking liqour for almost a year because i was on a streak of blacking out every time i drank the shit. It started with telling the wrong girls "i love you." Then the day after last st paddys day i woke up in my car on my buddys front lawn. Later on he showed me phone pics of me on top of a kid that i remembered him fighting with earlier and i was hitting him with his grey goose bottle. I remembered none of it.

last night i went to the skatepark after shooting pool getting stoned and drikning beers all afternoon and learned fs early grabs in the deep end of the pool. I was wearin my fresh white nikes too. aaahahhaha, shit was sick.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #48 on: December 14, 2008, 06:05:54 PM »
i wish i had some budz. and i think i lost my job. but with team DrunkN'Pync i think thats ok. somebody make a sig so i can rock that shit
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #49 on: December 14, 2008, 06:07:12 PM »
^I don't know, but wendys pretty much dominates it all over bellevue

man, the CG cel shaded wendy is cute and all, but i sure do miss Dave.
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #50 on: December 14, 2008, 06:10:59 PM »
Speaking of southern spirits, anyone here had real moonshine?

hell yea, here in the appalachians that shit is like water. ahh good memories.
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #51 on: December 14, 2008, 06:50:08 PM »
im down for this drinking club sign me up

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #52 on: December 14, 2008, 06:55:17 PM »
FUCK YEAH, YOU'RE IN I'M REALLY DRUNK MATE, CHEERS!!!!

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #53 on: December 14, 2008, 06:58:38 PM »
HAHAHA

I'm already wasted, but i want to get started on a wizard staff, pronto!
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #54 on: December 14, 2008, 07:07:42 PM »
karmessiah, drunk or not, your fucking annoying

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #55 on: December 14, 2008, 07:18:30 PM »
throwing shots on the internets huh? ok how about your name is fuking lame and nobody cares what you think. scoot along junior
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #56 on: December 14, 2008, 07:22:04 PM »

The answer is Dutch Masters, you fat fucking catastrophe.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #57 on: December 14, 2008, 07:45:00 PM »
HAHAHA

I'm already wasted, but i want to get started on a wizard staff, pronto!

do you realize your having a party over the internet? and of all the people to be doing it with, karmessiah and no one you know? cheers, jalopy, youre one fucking hell of an animal.
u b drinkin and b drivin? dat makes you like a millinaire glitter pimp daddy

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #58 on: December 14, 2008, 07:49:13 PM »
HAHAHA

I'm already wasted, but i want to get started on a wizard staff, pronto!

do you realize your having a party over the internet? and of all the people to be doing it with, karmessiah and no one you know? cheers, jalopy, youre one fucking hell of an animal.

oh i see why you are called gentle, youre a pussy. let the kid have some fun. if he wants to have an internets party let him. you slap dudes are too cool for school and shit
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #59 on: December 14, 2008, 07:51:58 PM »
not here, silly. I'm bout to take it to the streets. just waiting for a buddy to get off of work.
and i stay drunk on my days off. i just happen to be on the internet talking with other drunk people. if you wanna hate, hate somewhere else. at least i'm having fun. it seems as if you think the internet is serious business. at least i don't waste my time on the internet trying to make someone feel bad on a forum.

you're the real winner here, apparently.  
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