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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #210 on: July 15, 2018, 06:36:32 PM »
I acknowledge this is an old thread, but I am willing to bet there are people on SLAP who want to quit the sauce.  AA doesn't sound fun (for me) to attend, albeit effective for some people. I am putting down the bottle, if anyone else wants to in SLAP solidarity that is great.  If you don't want to post here, PM me.
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #211 on: July 15, 2018, 07:09:22 PM »
I acknowledge this is an old thread, but I am willing to bet there are people on SLAP who want to quit the sauce.  AA doesn't sound fun (for me) to attend, albeit effective for some people. I am putting down the bottle, if anyone else wants to in SLAP solidarity that is great.  If you don't want to post here, PM me.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #212 on: July 16, 2018, 11:02:29 AM »
I second this ^

I don't know what your relationship to alcohol is (aside from the fact that you've got a desire to give it up), but I've wrestled with the sauce myself for more than a decade (I'll be 29 in a few weeks). My longest streak of sobriety was something like 1.5 years. I put it down again about a month ago, after letting myself drink for a little over a year, and am feeling happy about it. We'll see what happens...

Usually I end up quitting because my body rebels against me, I've hurt somebody, or some combination of the two. My vanity makes it difficult to walk around looking bloated all the time, and my integrity/empathy (when available) make it difficult to be an asshole to the people I share my life with.
When I start drinking again, it's usually because I get nostalgic for the act, or the "sport" of drinking, or because I've deceived myself into thinking that I've become more mature, or have more self control, or I just want to lay claim to some agency or personal freedom or some other mystified bullshit.

At any rate, I'm sure you're in good company. This is probably the first time I've posted about my issues with drinking (I thank you for opening the space to do so), but I can recall reading a bunch of posts from others on this topic in the past.

Sober living can be tough. But if your experience is anything like mine, you've got a a lot of room to grow, and that should prove really rewarding.

*EDIT - pugmaster, your reservations about AA are justified in my eyes. I've been a couple of times and something about the whole thing was very off-putting. I couldn't justify going into a group where people are encouraged to obsess recurrently over their addictions and personal shortcomings. I'm something of a hermit, though, sober or otherwise, so my perspective is limited.
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #213 on: July 16, 2018, 11:43:04 AM »
AA is fucked. I cannot wrap my brain around how living in the past and repeating shitty things you've done while others do the same, can offer any help.

Anyhow, if it does help that's cool. I just know for me, that would never work and is some backwards ass thinking.

Having a sponsor probably helps a lot of people though
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #214 on: July 17, 2018, 01:18:34 PM »
I second this ^

I don't know what your relationship to alcohol is (aside from the fact that you've got a desire to give it up), but I've wrestled with the sauce myself for more than a decade (I'll be 29 in a few weeks). My longest streak of sobriety was something like 1.5 years. I put it down again about a month ago, after letting myself drink for a little over a year, and am feeling happy about it. We'll see what happens...

Usually I end up quitting because my body rebels against me, I've hurt somebody, or some combination of the two. My vanity makes it difficult to walk around looking bloated all the time, and my integrity/empathy (when available) make it difficult to be an asshole to the people I share my life with.
When I start drinking again, it's usually because I get nostalgic for the act, or the "sport" of drinking, or because I've deceived myself into thinking that I've become more mature, or have more self control, or I just want to lay claim to some agency or personal freedom or some other mystified bullshit.

At any rate, I'm sure you're in good company. This is probably the first time I've posted about my issues with drinking (I thank you for opening the space to do so), but I can recall reading a bunch of posts from others on this topic in the past.

Sober living can be tough. But if your experience is anything like mine, you've got a a lot of room to grow, and that should prove really rewarding.

*EDIT - pugmaster, your reservations about AA are justified in my eyes. I've been a couple of times and something about the whole thing was very off-putting. I couldn't justify going into a group where people are encouraged to obsess recurrently over their addictions and personal shortcomings. I'm something of a hermit, though, sober or otherwise, so my perspective is limited.

It has been slightly over a decade for me.  The longest I've been able to do is 11 days.  That being said, I was just winging it.  It's so cool how many have successfully gotten over it, definitely motivating. I look forward to being able to be in a position like that in the future.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #215 on: July 17, 2018, 04:36:08 PM »
When this thread was started I could’ve won this game. Now I drink 2 days a week and pretty much only beer.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #216 on: July 17, 2018, 05:08:52 PM »
I wanna/have to stop drinking this week (kids goin to school at a Montessori next month n it's a bit pricey) but I'm drinkin as I type this... Never wanted to, just smoked reefer but the week of my 21st birthday got a felony possession of weed so couldn't partake in that anymore n decided to start drinking...

Now I'm 35 (or 36, I dunno) and over time became a very functionable alcoholic... like to read, skate, play/learn music, draw, ride long distance bike rides, etc., all whilst drunk. In the back of my mind I wonder if I would be even better at these things sober...

Been drunk everyday for I don't even know how many years save for a few days about once a year when I get sick an gotta take antibiotics. After a few days of not doin it I get cocky and think I got a handle on it, I don't... I just keep goin back to the bottle shop.

Past year been up to a twelver of IPA's a day: Drink half after work n go skate or ride a bike then drink the other half after the session. Been waking up an the sessions that were just the day prior feel like weeks ago, gotta really remember what I had for dinner last night, wifes always mad at me for somethin, chewed out a neighbor bad the other night (she ran over my board though), pretty positive one of the guys at the bottle shop is taking my money while I'm on a good one, etc...

So yeah, I have to stop real soon  cuz if I don't then kid don't go in school and I would be a really big asshole if that went down...

I'll stop drinking in solidarity with u tomorrow. (really).



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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #217 on: July 17, 2018, 05:28:50 PM »
tobey .. he thinks he’s alpha but he looks fat to me
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #218 on: July 17, 2018, 06:52:21 PM »
I wanna/have to stop drinking this week (kids goin to school at a Montessori next month n it's a bit pricey) but I'm drinkin as I type this... Never wanted to, just smoked reefer but the week of my 21st birthday got a felony possession of weed so couldn't partake in that anymore n decided to start drinking...

Now I'm 35 (or 36, I dunno) and over time became a very functionable alcoholic... like to read, skate, play/learn music, draw, ride long distance bike rides, etc., all whilst drunk. In the back of my mind I wonder if I would be even better at these things sober...

Been drunk everyday for I don't even know how many years save for a few days about once a year when I get sick an gotta take antibiotics. After a few days of not doin it I get cocky and think I got a handle on it, I don't... I just keep goin back to the bottle shop.

Past year been up to a twelver of IPA's a day: Drink half after work n go skate or ride a bike then drink the other half after the session. Been waking up an the sessions that were just the day prior feel like weeks ago, gotta really remember what I had for dinner last night, wifes always mad at me for somethin, chewed out a neighbor bad the other night (she ran over my board though), pretty positive one of the guys at the bottle shop is taking my money while I'm on a good one, etc...

So yeah, I have to stop real soon  cuz if I don't then kid don't go in school and I would be a really big asshole if that went down...

I'll stop drinking in solidarity with u tomorrow. (really).
God, you sound like me. I still drink, just socially, so maybe once a month I'll have a few beers. I got fucking fat from the IPAs... I'm still fat but my pants fit better now. I went out with the boys to a show the other night, had 7, wanted to die the next day. I don't know how I did that every day for years, drinking heavy ass beer.  It was adding at least an extra 1000 calories daily.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #219 on: July 17, 2018, 07:10:11 PM »
Who is the highest functioning pothead on here?
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #220 on: July 17, 2018, 10:17:55 PM »
Who is the highest functioning pothead on here?

I'm in the top 100 for certain.
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #221 on: July 18, 2018, 02:27:10 AM »
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I wanna/have to stop drinking this week (kids goin to school at a Montessori next month n it's a bit pricey) but I'm drinkin as I type this... Never wanted to, just smoked reefer but the week of my 21st birthday got a felony possession of weed so couldn't partake in that anymore n decided to start drinking...

Now I'm 35 (or 36, I dunno) and over time became a very functionable alcoholic... like to read, skate, play/learn music, draw, ride long distance bike rides, etc., all whilst drunk. In the back of my mind I wonder if I would be even better at these things sober...

Been drunk everyday for I don't even know how many years save for a few days about once a year when I get sick an gotta take antibiotics. After a few days of not doin it I get cocky and think I got a handle on it, I don't... I just keep goin back to the bottle shop.

Past year been up to a twelver of IPA's a day: Drink half after work n go skate or ride a bike then drink the other half after the session. Been waking up an the sessions that were just the day prior feel like weeks ago, gotta really remember what I had for dinner last night, wifes always mad at me for somethin, chewed out a neighbor bad the other night (she ran over my board though), pretty positive one of the guys at the bottle shop is taking my money while I'm on a good one, etc...

So yeah, I have to stop real soon  cuz if I don't then kid don't go in school and I would be a really big asshole if that went down...

I'll stop drinking in solidarity with u tomorrow. (really).
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God, you sound like me. I still drink, just socially, so maybe once a month I'll have a few beers. I got fucking fat from the IPAs... I'm still fat but my pants fit better now. I went out with the boys to a show the other night, had 7, wanted to die the next day. I don't know how I did that every day for years, drinking heavy ass beer.  It was adding at least an extra 1000 calories daily.

For me, this is honestly the worst part about drinking. Any time I quit, I drop 20-40 lbs within a month or two, without upping my exercise. I'm really fond of being drunk (until I'm not anymore) but I can't fucking stand to be fat.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #222 on: July 18, 2018, 06:41:14 AM »
Gotten drunk every night for six years now. Was waking up and continuing drinking in the morning (shots, not beer) about five years ago, recognized that was a problem so tapered off and quit for two weeks. Had the house to myself one night and drank a fifth of gin, broke my glasses. Been a drunk ever since, haven't seriously considered stopping again. A handle lasts me 3-4 days now, if I spring for a cheap six pack it stretches out the liquor. I used to drink because I hated life, now I drink because my body is dependent and I just enjoy being juuuust the right amount of drunk. Wake up still kinda drunk every day, take a tiny bit of adderall  and off I go. That archer quote about the collective hangover killing him is getting less and less funny to me, but what can ya do.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #223 on: July 18, 2018, 07:59:18 AM »
Wake up still kinda drunk every day, take a tiny bit of adderall and off I go.

no judgement, but jesus, this sounds like hell. i feel dehydrated just reading it.

i feel like my drinking problems are opposite than most people. i can drink regularly, almost every night, and be totally fine. i dont drink too much, i dont black out, i wake up feeling fine in the morning. social drinking is where my problem lies. it seems like everyone else can go out with friends and have a few drinks and keep it together, but the only way i can is if i have to stop after two or three so i can drive home. if i dont have drive anywhere, i always end up having too much fun which turns into too many drinks and a blackout. i always wake up in the morning hating myself and having to ask if i did something bad. luckily i dont drink socially very often, but i feel like i cant do it anymore. it used to be fun getting drunk with my friends, but more often than not i wind up getting way more fucked up than everyone else and making an ass of myself. being sober around a bunch of drunk people sucks too, but at least i have a chance of keeping my dignity that way. 

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #224 on: July 18, 2018, 08:36:05 AM »
I totally get you on the party drinking, it's a hard line to toe between having no fun and making an ass of yourself and wondering what you said last night.

And I wake up midway through the night and chug water, chug water all morning.
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #225 on: July 18, 2018, 08:46:09 AM »
They say that if you have to manage your drinking, then it’s unmanageable.
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #226 on: July 18, 2018, 09:35:35 AM »
They say that if you have to manage your drinking, then it’s unmanageable.

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« Reply #227 on: July 18, 2018, 10:13:34 AM »
Used to drink around 3-4 times a week mainly weekends and for like a whole 6 months day drinking on Sundays, I remember one time putting back two growlers of IPAs on a Sunday then driving to work Monday still fairly tipsy not the brightest idea considering I could have just called in sick but yeah quit for 8 months then went back drinking can be fun but it can also sneak up on you really quickly

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« Reply #228 on: July 18, 2018, 10:22:41 AM »
Yeah I also don’t get the idea of AA holding on to someone’s past actions once they have successfully stopped but I know it works for some people but I’ve heard the whole AA platform is kinda fucked

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #229 on: July 18, 2018, 12:55:52 PM »
I wanna/have to stop drinking this week (kids goin to school at a Montessori next month n it's a bit pricey) but I'm drinkin as I type this... Never wanted to, just smoked reefer but the week of my 21st birthday got a felony possession of weed so couldn't partake in that anymore n decided to start drinking...

Now I'm 35 (or 36, I dunno) and over time became a very functionable alcoholic... like to read, skate, play/learn music, draw, ride long distance bike rides, etc., all whilst drunk. In the back of my mind I wonder if I would be even better at these things sober...

Been drunk everyday for I don't even know how many years save for a few days about once a year when I get sick an gotta take antibiotics. After a few days of not doin it I get cocky and think I got a handle on it, I don't... I just keep goin back to the bottle shop.

Past year been up to a twelver of IPA's a day: Drink half after work n go skate or ride a bike then drink the other half after the session. Been waking up an the sessions that were just the day prior feel like weeks ago, gotta really remember what I had for dinner last night, wifes always mad at me for somethin, chewed out a neighbor bad the other night (she ran over my board though), pretty positive one of the guys at the bottle shop is taking my money while I'm on a good one, etc...

So yeah, I have to stop real soon  cuz if I don't then kid don't go in school and I would be a really big asshole if that went down...

I'll stop drinking in solidarity with u tomorrow. (really).

Awesome! I downloaded an app called "I am Sober" on my android.  What is cool about it is that it keeps track of the number of days and you can input how much money you typically spent daily on booze and it keeps a running number of how much you've saved by not drinking.  Each day you hit a milestone they have a motivational quote, which are sometimes pretty corny, but I like that it shows you the money you save. Not sure if they have it on iPhone or not.
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #230 on: July 18, 2018, 03:29:44 PM »
I generally start drinking by 2 or so in the afternoon and end up somewhere between 6-10 tall cans each day. Then when I go out/hang out with friends I'll get activated and drink way more.  Longest (by far) I've gone without it in ten years was around 9 months. I'm at that point where I'm feeling weird physically and anxious all the time and then repeating the cycle to make myself feel better.  My financial situation is always fucked and skating is feeling worse and worse.  I'm gonna try to do two weeks off then see if I can hold myself to 3 days a week but based on the past I don't know if I can balance it out.  I'll keep checking in on this thread to see how dudes are doing.   


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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #231 on: July 19, 2018, 10:16:42 AM »
Been drinking most of a 12er of Bells two hearted or Perps everyday for past 5 years. Went two days without a drink, which was huge, until yesterday. My father is stage 4, may pass any day. Wierd that I'm drinking less in such a crisis. Just trying to drink less everyday. Even if it means buying sessionable IPAs instead of the imperials. Used to drink 24/7 when I was living in a tent in Boulder canyon. A handle a day. I believe my drinking would be a lot greater if I hadn't gotten my mmj card as well. Really helps me with sleep.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #232 on: July 19, 2018, 02:11:11 PM »
I generally start drinking by 2 or so in the afternoon and end up somewhere between 6-10 tall cans each day. Then when I go out/hang out with friends I'll get activated and drink way more.  Longest (by far) I've gone without it in ten years was around 9 months. I'm at that point where I'm feeling weird physically and anxious all the time and then repeating the cycle to make myself feel better.  My financial situation is always fucked and skating is feeling worse and worse.  I'm gonna try to do two weeks off then see if I can hold myself to 3 days a week but based on the past I don't know if I can balance it out.  I'll keep checking in on this thread to see how dudes are doing.

The longest I've been able to do is 11 days. For whatever reason, day 3 is always the hardest.  Weird thing was last night I had a dream I was trying to get beer from a store before they closed and I succeeded.  Then I woke out all bummed on myself.  After I realized it was a dream I was pretty psyched.  Then later today I started trying to rationalize having a desire.  "Well it's been three days, I should celebrate." 
I left work a little early and drove home before I could do anything stupid.

I'm glad I was not bad enough to where I had to worry about DTs or anything. 
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #233 on: July 19, 2018, 02:50:55 PM »
I make sure not to drink in the morning no matter what, had a dream last week that I woke up and took two sips out of a tall boy left over from the night before. Was heavily bummed in my dream, woke up and was heavily bummed until I figured out nothing happened. Pretty sure if a family member or close friend dies I'll morning mourning drink but beyond that it is not on the menu.
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #234 on: July 19, 2018, 03:17:26 PM »
Who is the highest functioning pothead on here?

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #235 on: July 20, 2018, 04:53:00 AM »
i see a few go fund me's for new kidneys in the near future.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #237 on: July 20, 2018, 04:42:27 PM »
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/19/health/liver-cirrhosis-death-rate-study/index.html

Saw this today, pretty crazy

When I quit, I had been drinking for 26 years. I had full panels done and was shocked to see no sign of liver or kidney damage. My enzymes weren't even elevated at all
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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #238 on: July 20, 2018, 10:10:12 PM »
A few thoughts from the thread title:

- Is drinking "too much" partly dependent on the culture/geography? As in, would people from Russia/Germany/USA collectively giver higher/lower numbers as to what's acceptable? Leaving places out where it's against their views and/or religion because they'd obviously say one is too many.

- Are there studies that give a definite number on what's "too much"? I'm sure that varies on the persons size + the type of alcohol but am curious. Is one or two 5% beers every night too much? At what point is it really affecting your health long term.

Obviously if you're drinking to the point of blacking out every night and ruining relationships/jobs I think most would agree you're probably drinking too much there.

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Re: Who's the biggest alcoholic on slap?
« Reply #239 on: July 21, 2018, 05:58:03 AM »
I've looked it up before, according to American medical standards if you drink two beers a night you're an alcoholic. It's pretty ridiculous how low they've set the bar.
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