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rex kwan do
« on: January 20, 2009, 07:13:49 PM »
"do you think you'd want a roundhouse kick to the face when i'm wearing these bad boys?"



"forget about it"




now, discuss quotes from films and movies that you enjoy
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 07:22:01 PM »
Rex <
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 07:33:21 PM »
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 07:53:59 PM »

"U R NEX!!!"



"OHNOESSSSARGHHHHHHH!!!!!"
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 07:57:45 PM »
PB&J with the crust cut off.
This looks like a very nutritious meal Brian.
All the major food groups are represented.
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 08:03:22 PM »
Some clips from my all-time favorite movie, entitled Desperate Living  ... The first 10 minutes are pure uncut cinematic genius. 

Sorry for the edit, I can't get the stupid clips to embed...

You probably wont clip on the links, but if you're a John Waters fan or fans of true trash art click and enjoy.  Otherwise fuck yourself







And for the finale.... this clip has so many fantastic quotes if you don't watch this you're basically a neutered shitface.

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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 08:59:22 PM »
"i ain't got time to bleed"



there are so many good ones from Predator
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2009, 09:58:24 PM »
Get to the chopper
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2009, 10:30:10 PM »
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2009, 10:36:23 PM »
Don't toast to my health, toast to my fuck!
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2009, 01:06:53 AM »
Quote from: brooklyn brawler on January 20, 2009, 07:22:01 PM
Rex <

"Ok, I've thought about it and I think my answer to that question would have to be "fuck you". I don't care if you wake up in a ditch with grown men shitting on you and jumping on top of your head. Maybe your nose will turn into a big ole dick and you can stroke that all the time. I hope your hair turns into dog shit one day. You wake up and you run your comb through it and all that it is, is little trundles of dog shit. The worst shit that you could imagine. AIDS..."

and then he pisses on his wedding ring.
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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2009, 01:58:08 AM »


Original is so much better than that Depp shit
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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2009, 04:53:37 AM »

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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2009, 05:41:17 AM »
-ricky i got something you will never get
-whats that Mr. Lahey
-my grade eleven
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« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2009, 05:44:03 AM »
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2009, 10:43:19 AM »
Quote from: Pelican on January 20, 2009, 10:36:23 PM
Don't toast to my health, toast to my fuck!

- Hey you wanna go for a ride?
- No thanks.
- No thanks? What does that mean?
- I don't wanna go.
- Go where?
- For a ride.
- A ride! Now that's a good idea!

Dennis Hopper is a god damn legend in that movie
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2009, 10:58:29 AM »
"You can act like a man! [slap] What's the matter with you?"
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2009, 12:05:25 PM »
Quote from: timmyturnstains on January 21, 2009, 03:46:10 AM


AHA! i've actually seen that before and thought it was absolutely hysterical.

fucking snakes..
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2009, 02:01:27 PM »
Quote from: Bobby Peru on January 21, 2009, 10:43:19 AM
Quote from: Pelican on January 20, 2009, 10:36:23 PM
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Don't toast to my health, toast to my fuck!
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- Hey you wanna go for a ride?
- No thanks.
- No thanks? What does that mean?
- I don't wanna go.
- Go where?
- For a ride.
- A ride! Now that's a good idea!

Dennis Hopper is a god damn legend in that movie

Heineken?  Fuck that shit!

PABST BLUE RIBBON!
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2009, 02:16:05 PM »
Quote from: Bobby Peru on January 21, 2009, 10:43:19 AM
Quote from: Pelican on January 20, 2009, 10:36:23 PM
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Don't toast to my health, toast to my fuck!
[close]

- Hey you wanna go for a ride?
- No thanks.
- No thanks? What does that mean?
- I don't wanna go.
- Go where?
- For a ride.
- A ride! Now that's a good idea!

Dennis Hopper is a god damn legend in that movie
Ok Frank, here's to your fuck.

I also like the part in that scene where he screams "LET'S FUUUCKK! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!"
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2009, 02:57:59 PM »
Quote from: j0rdan on January 21, 2009, 02:16:05 PM
Quote from: Bobby Peru on January 21, 2009, 10:43:19 AM
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Quote from: Pelican on January 20, 2009, 10:36:23 PM
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Don't toast to my health, toast to my fuck!
[close]

- Hey you wanna go for a ride?
- No thanks.
- No thanks? What does that mean?
- I don't wanna go.
- Go where?
- For a ride.
- A ride! Now that's a good idea!

Dennis Hopper is a god damn legend in that movie
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Ok Frank, here's to your fuck.

I also like the part in that scene where he screams "LET'S FUUUCKK! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!"

So good.  My friend used to live in Isabella Rosellini's building from the movie and we always used to try to freak each other out on the stairs.
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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2009, 05:24:54 PM »
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooood!

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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2009, 05:36:07 PM »















*goodbye horses* "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"










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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2009, 06:26:12 PM »
the scene in jaws 3 where you can see the full shot of the shark bastard himself coming towards the people in the submarine thing and he looks so re-godamn-diculous

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Re: rex kwan do
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2009, 06:55:06 PM »
Well I want to die.

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