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Dill?
I don't know where you get your facts. The first generation of My Little Ponies were made by Hasbro, not the Khmer Rouge. And Hasbro hasn't made toys out of human skulls since the 1960's.
One girl started it but she's taking submissions from other girls. There are two Dallas guys on there that I know are total man-whores so I'm not surprised to see them.The blog is only a few days old but I am sure this will catch on quick.
im never been to a better website!!!"WHAT. THE. FUCK? 5 minutes after I met this guy he dumped a giant beer on my best friend, called her a “fat bitch” several times and threatened to beat up her boyfriend. He’s covered in these god awful satanic tattoos and when we got to his place he made me watch Sixteen Candles and listen to a bunch of gangsta rap. He slapped me around and choked me the whole time we boned, then he held my hand and walked me to the train in the morning. I’m still confused."
"This guy has a dick ring, pees in sinks and once when we were supposed to fuck, he instead ate 3 cheeseburgers then fell asleep on the couch and farted all night long."how awesome is this guy
Fuck satan jens and his fart bottle
Quote from: j0rdan on January 24, 2009, 12:58:10 AMExpand Quote"This guy has a dick ring, pees in sinks and once when we were supposed to fuck, he instead ate 3 cheeseburgers then fell asleep on the couch and farted all night long."how awesome is this guy[close]I laughed so hard when i read that.Even if this isn't for real, this is pretty fucked up.
"This guy has a dick ring, pees in sinks and once when we were supposed to fuck, he instead ate 3 cheeseburgers then fell asleep on the couch and farted all night long."how awesome is this guy[close]
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.
Quote from: metsuri on January 24, 2009, 03:55:25 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: j0rdan on January 24, 2009, 12:58:10 AMExpand Quote"This guy has a dick ring, pees in sinks and once when we were supposed to fuck, he instead ate 3 cheeseburgers then fell asleep on the couch and farted all night long."how awesome is this guy[close]I laughed so hard when i read that.Even if this isn't for real, this is pretty fucked up.[close]It's pretty much me minus the dick ring.
Quote from: j0rdan on January 24, 2009, 12:58:10 AMExpand Quote"This guy has a dick ring, pees in sinks and once when we were supposed to fuck, he instead ate 3 cheeseburgers then fell asleep on the couch and farted all night long."how awesome is this guy[close]I laughed so hard when i read that.Even if this isn't for real, this is pretty fucked up.[close]
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?
Quote from: frisco on January 23, 2009, 07:42:21 PMExpand QuoteDill?[close]cant be
Dill?[close]
After I drunkenly refused to kiss him at a bar, we went back to his place where I somehow lost a dingy pair of granny panties under his mattress. In the midst of my panicked hunt for the lost undies the morning after, he sweetly offered to bring them to me the next time he saw me. What a guy!
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.
Quote from: skate_bored on January 23, 2009, 09:34:00 PMExpand Quoteim never been to a better website!!!"WHAT. THE. FUCK? 5 minutes after I met this guy he dumped a giant beer on my best friend, called her a “fat bitch” several times and threatened to beat up her boyfriend. He’s covered in these god awful satanic tattoos and when we got to his place he made me watch Sixteen Candles and listen to a bunch of gangsta rap. He slapped me around and choked me the whole time we boned, then he held my hand and walked me to the train in the morning. I’m still confused."[close]i was just about to post that one, so fucking hilarious.im not one to care at all really, but if a dude made a blog about how he bangs the worst chicks ever would you have the same reaction? just wondering.
im never been to a better website!!!"WHAT. THE. FUCK? 5 minutes after I met this guy he dumped a giant beer on my best friend, called her a “fat bitch” several times and threatened to beat up her boyfriend. He’s covered in these god awful satanic tattoos and when we got to his place he made me watch Sixteen Candles and listen to a bunch of gangsta rap. He slapped me around and choked me the whole time we boned, then he held my hand and walked me to the train in the morning. I’m still confused."[close]
Ali will definately have an appereance on this sight in the near future
I was visiting friends in upstate NY and we ended up at this guy's house.He kept talking about how cool these guys called "Red Dragons" are, got me drunk on Jager, then fucked me on his backyard ramp.I didn't tell him i had herpes though... oops.
This guy Inbox X 12:47 PM (28 minutes ago) [ali atmaca.jpg]Sorry Mom Hah pass him on to me, he's cute. It seems too fake, Sorry dude Mom 1:08 PM (7 minutes ago)Sorry MomLoading... 1:08 PM (7 minutes ago)Sorry Mom to me show details 1:08 PM (7 minutes ago) Reply Hah pass him on to me, he's cute.It seems too fake,Sorry dudeMom- Show quoted text -> wrote:> I was visiting friends in upstate NY and we ended up at this guy's house.> He kept talking about how cool these guys called "Red Dragons" are, got me> drunk on Jager, then fucked me on his backyard ramp.> I didn't tell him i had herpes though... oops.>--Sent from Gmail for mobile | mobile.google.comReply Forward Invite Sorry Mom to chat Sorry Mom to me show details 1:14 PM (1 minute ago) Reply Also am I getting a bunch of skater kids because of the dill post?Caus if so that's amazing and I love you guys. Ill get you drunk onjager any day, shorty.Come and get some, you won't be sorry,MomOn 1/24/09, Reed Goodman <[email protected]> wrote:- Show quoted text -> I was visiting friends in upstate NY and we ended up at this guy's house.> He kept talking about how cool these guys called "Red Dragons" are, got me> drunk on Jager, then fucked me on his backyard ramp.> I didn't tell him i had herpes though... oops.>- Show quoted text -
Also am I getting a bunch of skater kids because of the dill post?Caus if so that's amazing and I love you guys. Ill get you drunk onjager any day, shorty.Come and get some, you won't be sorry,Mom
QuoteExpand QuoteAlso am I getting a bunch of skater kids because of the dill post?Caus if so that's amazing and I love you guys. Ill get you drunk onjager any day, shorty.Come and get some, you won't be sorry,Mom[close]If you wanna run a train on this slut say yeah!
Also am I getting a bunch of skater kids because of the dill post?Caus if so that's amazing and I love you guys. Ill get you drunk onjager any day, shorty.Come and get some, you won't be sorry,Mom[close]
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