Author Topic: I Bang The Worst Dudes (Read 53812 times)

SFblah · « **Reply #30 on:** January 25, 2009, 02:51:26 AM »

She left us a shout out on the main page.
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Big changes to come, and a big round of updates, I promise, on Monday. Keep sending love, submissions, and requests for picture and post removals if you’re too much of a pussy to deal with your shitty sex life. Hope your ex-girlfriends aren’t too mad, honeys!

Life sucks sometimes,

Sorry,

Mom

ps: big ups to that one skate messageboard, feel free to help me fuck more pro skaters.

Jura · « **Reply #31 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:30:51 AM »

Thats so awesome.

Prison Wallet · « **Reply #32 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:42:09 AM »

Quote from: SFblah on January 25, 2009, 02:51:26 AM

ps: big ups to that one skate messageboard, feel free to help me fuck more pro skaters.

I guess all you have to do find the bar she frequents and play the pro skater card.

sweets · « **Reply #33 on:** January 25, 2009, 08:09:57 AM »

I bet you can find her at Max Fish when there's a skateboard event in town.

DevilOnEnzyte · « **Reply #34 on:** January 25, 2009, 08:22:31 AM »

Sooo good.
Holy shit, shes probally a walking biological weapon.

Prison Wallet · « **Reply #35 on:** January 25, 2009, 08:38:11 AM »

Quote from: sweets on January 25, 2009, 08:09:57 AM

I bet you can find her at Max Fish when there's a skateboard event in town.

Photoshop a bunch of fake fliers for a skateboard event and post them in the vicinity of Max Fish. Then go with your friends to the bar and talk about you're a pro for Slap.

Then make it a night for her worth writing about.

Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace · « **Reply #36 on:** January 25, 2009, 11:13:35 AM »

just so you know... the pro skater card works

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #37 on:** January 25, 2009, 11:24:48 AM »

I bet she's a slutsluttyslutslut

Alan · « **Reply #38 on:** January 25, 2009, 11:44:26 AM »

I bet she's already lurking the Post Your Pic thread.

MEOW · « **Reply #39 on:** January 25, 2009, 12:09:28 PM »

i bet i love how openly trashy she is and i think every girl could learn a thing or two from this blog. shit like this reminds me of how fucking tight the internet really is.

dear mom lady if you're lurking get me wasted on jager and i'll give you the worst sex you've ever had.

agibbobo · « **Reply #40 on:** January 25, 2009, 12:32:49 PM »

I love chicks like this

but shes probably a dirty hipster

but fuck it. Id still pulverize through her loose pussy.

vegan*shawn · « **Reply #41 on:** January 25, 2009, 12:44:42 PM »

Best blog I have seen in a while. So stoked I am married, dating is scary now.

Livin The Psychedelic Lif · « **Reply #42 on:** January 25, 2009, 12:56:40 PM »

Quote from: agibbobo on January 25, 2009, 12:32:49 PM

I love chicks like this

but shes probably a dirty hipster

but fuck it. Id still pulverize through her loose pussy.

she already gave J Dill the CLAP!

skate_bored · « **Reply #43 on:** January 25, 2009, 01:53:41 PM »

you guys know its not just her right?

gaiparee · « **Reply #44 on:** January 25, 2009, 02:20:12 PM »

when i saw this thread i had to double check that it wasnt I who made it in a drunken stupor.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #45 on:** January 25, 2009, 03:59:41 PM »

I refuse to wear a condom, she's esentially on a known biohazard list. However, I would love to buy her drinks and make her defile a few virgins I sort of know.

skate_bored · « **Reply #46 on:** January 25, 2009, 05:09:45 PM »

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on January 25, 2009, 03:59:41 PM

I refuse to wear a condom

im with you on that one

sweets · « **Reply #47 on:** January 25, 2009, 05:14:12 PM »

Dear Mom,
There are a couple of cute skater bois who could really use the sort of tender thrashing I think you and your minions are serving. Sometimes, a boy needs to be jolted into man hood. If this sounds like something you may be interested in, pm me so I can set you up with some deserving young (soon to be) men.
Love,
sweets

vegan*shawn · « **Reply #48 on:** January 25, 2009, 05:15:45 PM »

sweets - you rule

EXTRA SPICY · « **Reply #49 on:** January 25, 2009, 06:21:57 PM »

Quote from: Livin The Psychedelic Lif on January 25, 2009, 12:56:40 PM

Quote from: agibbobo on January 25, 2009, 12:32:49 PM
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I love chicks like this

but shes probably a dirty hipster

but fuck it. Id still pulverize through her loose pussy.
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she already gave J Dill the CLAP!

he's first post he might have gotten away with it clean.

Gomez · « **Reply #50 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:10:44 PM »

Quote from: skate_bored on January 25, 2009, 01:53:41 PM

you guys know its not just her right?

RollinonFour · « **Reply #51 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:23:09 PM »

Quote from: Gomez on January 25, 2009, 07:10:44 PM

Quote from: skate_bored on January 25, 2009, 01:53:41 PM
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you guys know its not just her right?
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Awww why do you gotta ruin the fun?

busey · « **Reply #52 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:30:26 PM »

this is my blog.

Gomez · « **Reply #53 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:33:18 PM »

Quote from: busey on January 25, 2009, 07:30:26 PM

this is my blog.

i can't tell if you're sarcastic or not, but i'm certain that a skater is running this site for two reasons: jason dill photo (not exactly a mainstream skater) and the photo of a roller blader and the caption that says "there's absolutely no way to feel cool with someone who roller blades" or something like that.

pube tube · « **Reply #54 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:36:12 PM »

Quote from: Gomez on January 25, 2009, 07:33:18 PM

Quote from: busey on January 25, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
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this is my blog.
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i can't tell if you're sarcastic or not, but i'm certain that a skater is running this site for two reasons: jason dill photo (not exactly a mainstream skater) and the photo of a roller blader and the caption that says "there's absolutely no way to feel cool with someone who roller blades" or something like that.

God you're fucking regular.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #55 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:39:14 PM »

Quote from: pube tube on January 25, 2009, 07:36:12 PM

Quote from: Gomez on January 25, 2009, 07:33:18 PM
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Quote from: busey on January 25, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
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this is my blog.
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i can't tell if you're sarcastic or not, but i'm certain that a skater is running this site for two reasons: jason dill photo (not exactly a mainstream skater) and the photo of a roller blader and the caption that says "there's absolutely no way to feel cool with someone who roller blades" or something like that.
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God you're fucking regular.

Seriously I regret alerting the others. We're having fun and actually semi talking to her and then you post this shit. Eat a dick ...EZ.

Gomez · « **Reply #56 on:** January 25, 2009, 08:07:22 PM »

Quote from: pube tube on January 25, 2009, 07:36:12 PM

Quote from: Gomez on January 25, 2009, 07:33:18 PM
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Quote from: busey on January 25, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
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this is my blog.
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i can't tell if you're sarcastic or not, but i'm certain that a skater is running this site for two reasons: jason dill photo (not exactly a mainstream skater) and the photo of a roller blader and the caption that says "there's absolutely no way to feel cool with someone who roller blades" or something like that.
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God you're fucking regular.

you're right; come to think of it, everyone hates rollerbladers.

MEOW · « **Reply #57 on:** January 25, 2009, 08:56:28 PM »

Quote from: skate_bored on January 25, 2009, 05:09:45 PM

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on January 25, 2009, 03:59:41 PM
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I refuse to wear a condom
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im with you on that one

BabyKillaSeason · « **Reply #58 on:** January 25, 2009, 09:24:50 PM »

best blog ever. and shes knows were looking at it,and gave us a shout out

"ps: big ups to that one skate messageboard, feel free to help me fuck more pro skaters."

vegan*shawn · « **Reply #59 on:** January 25, 2009, 09:28:37 PM »

Shit had me laughing out loud.

Author Topic: I Bang The Worst Dudes (Read 53812 times)

Jura

Livin The Psychedelic Lif

RollinonFour

pube tube