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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #60 on: January 25, 2009, 09:46:10 PM »
She seems nice.

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #61 on: January 25, 2009, 09:59:31 PM »
I forget who said it but This thread is maximum awesome.


Are all people from n.y. this cool?

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #62 on: January 26, 2009, 05:38:00 AM »
get me laid lenny

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #63 on: January 26, 2009, 07:38:35 AM »
i really hope that she didnt delete that blog
RIP T.Dog

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #64 on: January 26, 2009, 08:24:36 AM »
Darlings,
Tumblr put the kibosh on ye olde sorry mom blog. 3 days of being up and it saw over 350,000 hits from all over the world, pretty sweet.

It's probably gonna be back up at sorry-mom.com in a few hours, I'm on the phone with godaddy right now to figure things out.

Sometimes, people just wanna spoil the fun.
Sorry,

Mom

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #65 on: January 26, 2009, 08:27:14 AM »
lets see this face of yours.

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #66 on: January 26, 2009, 08:30:52 AM »
^you should fuck this dork

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #67 on: January 26, 2009, 08:32:10 AM »
^you should fuck this dork
SFAHAHA, so glad I wasn't drinking anything. Please do so, he really needs it.

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #68 on: January 26, 2009, 08:34:31 AM »
you do much for the women's movement
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #69 on: January 26, 2009, 08:37:25 AM »
did you wu her tang?

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #70 on: January 26, 2009, 08:40:06 AM »
you do much for the women's movement

It's true, it's like a late onset version of to catch a predator.  Public shaming is the best thing for moral responsibility and I could see the nu-wave chastity movement getting fired up in 2010.  Now I'm scared to show my wenis to a girl cause I might end up on the internet and my grandma might have a coronary (she loves your site btw).

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #71 on: January 26, 2009, 08:43:43 AM »
I was too late to see the OG blog, alert us when it's up sorrymom

i bet you everyone in n.y. thinks they are this cool but are actually just as cool as people in L.A., paris, or tokyo,

ok rawbertson, settle down now

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #72 on: January 26, 2009, 08:46:59 AM »
Oh and ps sweethearts, not wearing a condom is fucking regular. Are you out of your mind? Knowing there are girls like me out there? Wise up kiddies.

Sometimes sex has to be all rubbery and weird,
Sorry,

mom

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #73 on: January 26, 2009, 08:51:05 AM »
So, tell us how you felt about fucking Jason Dill?

I def preferred fucking hip-hop Trilogy era Dill compared to nouveau leotard art Dill. 

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #74 on: January 26, 2009, 09:03:14 AM »
Dill was a gentleman.

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #75 on: January 26, 2009, 09:17:06 AM »
haha they weren't even really granny panties, they were like yucky dingy stretched out period panties. dnw.

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #76 on: January 26, 2009, 09:19:45 AM »
Can't wait to you get it back up.

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #77 on: January 26, 2009, 09:28:03 AM »
Oh and ps sweethearts, not wearing a condom is fucking regular. Are you out of your mind? Knowing there are girls like me out there? Wise up kiddies.

Sometimes sex has to be all rubbery and weird,
Sorry,

mom
I'm with Sorry mom on this one, don't be regular.  Mom please get the web-site up and running I had it book marked and all, such a great read.
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #78 on: January 26, 2009, 09:32:14 AM »
Dear Mom,

How you ever seen the girls from The City in the city?

Also, have you ever banged anyone from that show?

Love,

Chris

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #79 on: January 26, 2009, 09:59:44 AM »
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It's true, it's like a late onset version of to catch a predator.  Public shaming is the best thing for moral responsibility and I could see the nu-wave chastity movement getting fired up in 2010.  Now I'm scared to show my wenis to a girl cause I might end up on the internet and my grandma might have a coronary (she loves your site btw).

public shaming? are you kidding me? fuck what i would have given to get mad props on web from chubby scensters for late night drunken expliots.

"Guy had the worst smelling breath and I think it may have been part of what intoxicated me to the point of submission. The actually sex, if you could call it that, was really, really quick. He stuck it in and then almost immediately yelled out "oooooooh, ouuuuuu, on the snatch or down the hatch???" and then shot his load in my hair, passed out and farted on me. When i woke up he was gone and so was all the food and alcohol in my apartment."

let's face it, you don't sleep with bar troll, scene bitches for pleasure, that shits for bragging rights and in my day you had to find all your bro's and then tell the story which the girl would usually deny; to think that bitches today would actually blog that shit for you is both amazing and beautiful.

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #80 on: January 26, 2009, 10:05:15 AM »
Mom,

Want to come party in upstate Ny with me and the Red Dragons?

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« Reply #81 on: January 26, 2009, 10:06:19 AM »
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you do much for the women's movement
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It's true, it's like a late onset version of to catch a predator.  Public shaming is the best thing for moral responsibility and I could see the nu-wave chastity movement getting fired up in 2010.  Now I'm scared to show my wenis to a girl cause I might end up on the internet and my grandma might have a coronary (she loves your site btw).
[close]

public shaming? are you kidding me? fuck what i would have given to get mad props on web from chubby scensters for late night drunken expliots.

"Guy had the worst smelling breath and I think it may have been part of what intoxicated me to the point of submission. The actually sex, if you could call it that, was really, really quick. He stuck it in and then almost immediately yelled out "oooooooh, ouuuuuu, on the snatch or down the hatch???" and then shot his load in my hair, passed out and farted on me. When i woke up he was gone and so was all the food and alcohol in my apartment."

let's face it, you don't sleep with bar troll, scene bitches for pleasure, that shits for bragging rights and in my day you had to find all your bro's and then tell the story which the girl would usually deny; to think that bitches today would actually blog that shit for you is both amazing and beautiful.

What ever happened to L-O-V-E?

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #82 on: January 26, 2009, 10:11:34 AM »
dear mom,

have you ever done anal?
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #83 on: January 26, 2009, 10:12:19 AM »
hey mom, rawbuttson gives spectacular cunnilingus. his tongue motions are only rivaled by the speed of a hummingbird's wings.

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #84 on: January 26, 2009, 10:13:53 AM »
Mom,

Want to come party in upstate Ny with me and the FamFaders?
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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« Reply #85 on: January 26, 2009, 10:23:13 AM »
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Mom,

Want to come party in upstate tx with me and the n.i.t.h. (niggas in the hotel)?
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #86 on: January 26, 2009, 10:23:53 AM »
but she would have to jerk me off after the first load cause her pussy just aint doin it.

interesting.

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #87 on: January 26, 2009, 10:27:29 AM »
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Mom,

Want to come party in upstate tx with me and the n.i.t.h. (niggas in the hotel)?
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Do ya'll call the upper part of Texas Upstate?
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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« Reply #88 on: January 26, 2009, 10:34:39 AM »
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you do much for the women's movement
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It's true, it's like a late onset version of to catch a predator.  Public shaming is the best thing for moral responsibility and I could see the nu-wave chastity movement getting fired up in 2010.  Now I'm scared to show my wenis to a girl cause I might end up on the internet and my grandma might have a coronary (she loves your site btw).
[close]

public shaming? are you kidding me? fuck what i would have given to get mad props on web from chubby scensters for late night drunken expliots.

"Guy had the worst smelling breath and I think it may have been part of what intoxicated me to the point of submission. The actually sex, if you could call it that, was really, really quick. He stuck it in and then almost immediately yelled out "oooooooh, ouuuuuu, on the snatch or down the hatch???" and then shot his load in my hair, passed out and farted on me. When i woke up he was gone and so was all the food and alcohol in my apartment."

let's face it, you don't sleep with bar troll, scene bitches for pleasure, that shits for bragging rights and in my day you had to find all your bro's and then tell the story which the girl would usually deny; to think that bitches today would actually blog that shit for you is both amazing and beautiful.
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What ever happened to L-O-V-E?

love with a chubby, scene chic that runs a blog about bar whoring adventures and refers to herself as mom? really?


there's a lot of loads between puberty and your soul mate and bitches like this were made for them. unless you rather fly solo...

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #89 on: January 26, 2009, 10:38:06 AM »
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Mom,

Want to come party in upstate tx with me and the n.i.t.h. (niggas in the hotel)?
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Do ya'll call the upper part of Texas Upstate?

no... we call that oklahoma.