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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #630 on: March 10, 2009, 12:46:03 PM »
anyone ever gone for a Brazilian?
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #631 on: March 16, 2009, 12:10:44 PM »
i did once and that shit hurt like a bitch. there's no winning :(
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #632 on: March 16, 2009, 01:36:16 PM »
Mom,

I met a girl this weekend who claims if felt good... I didn't believe her, so I asked if I could smell it. We just ended up watching ghost busters instead, which was equally as satisfying.
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #633 on: October 06, 2011, 12:19:53 AM »
i just stumbled upon this thread and read all of it. one of the top 5 best threads in SLAP, ever. so beautiful.

tryed checking out the site, but it seems to be gone. all you get is this image (it links you to her twitter if you click it.)

http://www.sorry-mom.com/



this is mom aka alix, right?



i wish SLAP could be this magical again.  :'(
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #634 on: October 06, 2011, 04:30:57 AM »
First Steve Jobs, now this? I'm not sure I'm strong enough to handle the losses this week.
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #635 on: October 06, 2011, 12:44:39 PM »
this shit is the best
RIP to the site
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #636 on: October 06, 2011, 07:48:53 PM »
I forget who it was, I'm not going to dig it up, but if a recall correctly a pal started talking to her and caught feelings. I always wonder how things went.
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Quote from: LesbianPUNCH on December 03, 2010, 05:46:31 AM
Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #637 on: October 07, 2011, 12:22:20 PM »
CLASSIC SLAP
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #638 on: October 07, 2011, 01:35:02 PM »
did someone call mom?

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #639 on: October 07, 2011, 01:43:17 PM »
Quote from: busey on January 24, 2009, 10:18:09 AM
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Dill?
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After I drunkenly refused to kiss him at a bar, we went back to his place where I somehow lost a dingy pair of granny panties under his mattress. In the midst of my panicked hunt for the lost undies the morning after, he sweetly offered to bring them to me the next time he saw me. What a guy!
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what a guy dill is indeed.
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #640 on: October 07, 2011, 02:25:32 PM »
Quote from: sorrymom on October 07, 2011, 01:35:02 PM
did someone call mom?



awwww shit fellas, mom's home!

you gotta update us on your sexploits. did you get Gonz'd? has mom called it quits for good? us skater boiz are dyin to know what you've been up to for the last 2 years.
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #641 on: October 07, 2011, 03:56:43 PM »
I got 7 good bearings and 1 dead one that says she broke mystery pal's heart.

Gonz has homeless people fingernails and/or plays Spanish guitar.
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Quote from: LesbianPUNCH on December 03, 2010, 05:46:31 AM
Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #642 on: October 07, 2011, 07:14:21 PM »
have had a live in boyfriend for 1.5+ years (sf dude who used to skate, has gnarly wrist injury 4life to prove it) - work a boring agency job from home. booooring. no gonzing for me but lots of fun times in Paris while I was there this summer visiting the fam.

waiting for my next genius/regular idea to come to me - will let y'all know when it happens.

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #643 on: October 08, 2011, 02:16:57 AM »
god damnit
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #644 on: October 08, 2011, 02:28:29 PM »
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Quote from: LesbianPUNCH on December 03, 2010, 05:46:31 AM
Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #645 on: October 08, 2011, 02:47:27 PM »
sorrymom, when 112 sing to you what kinda feelin do it bring to you?
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #646 on: December 07, 2012, 09:37:30 AM »
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #647 on: December 07, 2012, 01:15:36 PM »
It's everything that I remembered.
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #648 on: December 07, 2012, 01:45:31 PM »
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #649 on: December 07, 2012, 02:12:11 PM »
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #650 on: December 07, 2012, 03:06:13 PM »
She even has FB now too. They just grow up so fast.

facebook.com/sorrymomsite
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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #651 on: December 07, 2012, 05:58:06 PM »
It was Lenny. I bet it was Lenny.
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Quote from: LesbianPUNCH on December 03, 2010, 05:46:31 AM
Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

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Re: I Bang The Worst Dudes
« Reply #652 on: January 07, 2013, 01:14:05 PM »


The ladies have been busy this month.
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