Getting Pulled Over While Smoking Grass

[2NTRFIG]

So does anyone know what the best thing to do in the situation of getting pulled over while puffin the grass? How would be the best way to handle the situation?

[Guile]

point at your face tattoo and start yelling in ebonics.

[RightCoastBiased]

This is why I don't own a car and instead skate/bike everywhere. I ride my bike or skate wasted all the time. Never get hassled. Skating home drunk is also a good way to gain some humility, like when you hit a crack and fall down in front of a group of people. Win win.


And I smoke weed, not grass.

[GhostBusters]

This is why I don't own a car and instead skate/bike everywhere. I ride my bike or skate wasted all the time. Never get hassled. Skating home drunk is also a good way to gain some humility, like when you hit a crack and fall down in front of a group of people. Win win.


And I smoke weed, not grass.

I envy being in that situation, I am a pack rat and feel like I need to have everything I could possible need with me. If I could bike around I would be drunk all the time. I might see if I can handle it one month.

[RightCoastBiased]

How much do you really need though? I skate with a back pack when I am going to work and thats more then enough for me. This time of year I skate with a book, beanie, and a bottle of water. Usually if I am skating to work I rock head phones and play music from my phone.

And if I go to the bar I bring my ID and my bank card.

What do you need when you go places?

[busey]

This is why I don't own a car and instead skate/bike everywhere.

one of the many reasons why city living is the best.

[walrus]

hit that shit as hard as you can before you pass it to the 5-0

[no one you know]

How much do you really need though? I skate with a back pack when I am going to work and thats more then enough for me. This time of year I skate with a book, beanie, and a bottle of water. Usually if I am skating to work I rock head phones and play music from my phone.

And if I go to the bar I bring my ID and my bank card.

What do you need when you go places?

Man that shit is so awesome, I did that shit for a little bit, bus, water, backpack, and music. Shit was awesome. Now it's a little bit different but thats okay.

[spungo]

Even if you don't smoke tobacco keep a pack of smokes in your car and light one up, hope it cancels out the smell of weed.  Or just start crying like a bitch.  One of those will surely work. 

[sparksandblood]

eat it. just dont let them see you do it, "tampering with evidence" is a felony

[vince the stud]

tell him to fuck off you are busy

[grimcity]

Slow speed chase in the fast lane until you're done & you've aired out the car.

[RRRRRAD]

a friend of mine got a dwi on a skateboard skating home wasted when he was 15

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

Hide the joint underneath the kilo of coke.

[danker peaches]

Tell them you roll your own smokes. It worked for me once

[Narcissus]

don't smoke weed in front of cops.

j's only in the car, no glass. but it's better to avoid it if possible cuz you most certainly can get a dwi for being stoned if they catch you in the act.

it's probably better to not drive high, but considering how much fun it is, your best bet is prolly to smoke beforehand and don't bring anything with you.

[crailtapper]

smoke with your window halfway down, don't get on some super "you're letting all the smoke out" stoner bullshit.
have a pack of rolling tobacco and papers (of the same brand) handy. 3 bucks ain't much. also, pre-roll a few to light up if you DO get pulled over.
fresh pack of strong ass air fresheners in the glove box.
weed in your hi-tops.
back roads.
finally, if you wear contacts, your eyes are red because they're a bit dry.

all of these things saved my ass.

[Commercial D]

Not to be too obvious, but how about not blazing while you drive? Pull over and hit up a Starbucks bathroom or something.

[beardface]

smoke with your window halfway down, don't get on some super "you're letting all the smoke out" stoner bullshit.
have a pack of rolling tobacco and papers (of the same brand) handy. 3 bucks ain't much. also, pre-roll a few to light up if you DO get pulled over.
fresh pack of strong ass air fresheners in the glove box.
weed in your hi-tops.
back roads.
finally, if you wear contacts, your eyes are red because they're a bit dry.

all of these things saved my ass.

there's a fair amount of excuses for red eye. last time we got pulled over, we were on our way back from the skate park so i just mentioned how i was beat from skating and how dusty it is in there and they couldn't say much. also, say you have a cold and you're on some meds but be prepared for "you know you're not supposed to drive like that" which is better than them claiming you're stoned.

[alienlurkshop]

just take a joint with you, and eat that shit if you get pulled over. if you pass the sobriety test youll be good to go, and from what ive heard, these tests arent too hard to pass when your stoned. you cant get arrested for smelling like weed.

[BIG FAGGOT]

PUFFIN GRASS HUH

[kevbo999]

The one time I got pulled over, it was for driving 70km/h on the highway and not letting people behind me pass, basically being a dick for fun.  I didn't realize a cop was behind the pack and she made me stop.  She claimed it smelled like weed, which my jacket did, but I miraculously had nothing and was going to pick up.  Her and her partner searched my car pretty good, found nothing, and said they were taking my information down or something.  Nothing ever came of it. 

Now I live in the city and bike everywhere.  I always have my backpack with 15 pounds worth of skate and bike tools in it.  On Saturdays I'll also have my board, spare clothes and an 8 pack in the bag, which makes it pretty damn heavy.  What were we talking about again?

[UncleBobo]

this whole thread reminds me of this song

The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Al Bania]

smoke with your window halfway down, don't get on some super "you're letting all the smoke out" stoner bullshit.
have a pack of rolling tobacco and papers (of the same brand) handy. 3 bucks ain't much. also, pre-roll a few to light up if you DO get pulled over.
fresh pack of strong ass air fresheners in the glove box.
weed in your hi-tops.
back roads.
finally, if you wear contacts, your eyes are red because they're a bit dry.

all of these things saved my ass.

funny to login and see this post at the top of the page, i actually got pulled over last night.
my smoke while driving scenario is pretty much identical sans contacts.

1 mile into to the hour long post skatepark sesh drive home I get pulled over for driving with one headlight and out of state plates (another long story - got hit a few weeks back and the asshole that backed into me wont return my calls or emails).  

It's cold as fuck and the windows are completely fogged over, and the cop asks me to get out of the car.  asks me what the sprinkle of shake was on the lap of my hoodie.  
i told him it was rolling tobacco and he wasnt buying it.
says the dogs are on the way because he smelt weed, so I came clean.
I had just bought an eighth before the drive, and a freshly rolled fatty for once we got on the highway.  told him where it was.
Rin TinTin came, ripped apart the car and didnt find anything else.
Being Massachusetts and all, the worst case scenario was a $100 civil ticket for under and ounce, and some safety tickets for the headlights.

Finally dudeman assured me that him and the other cops werent going to smoke the weed, and that is was going to be used for training rin tin.
Then let me go completely scott free.
only thing I'm down on is $50 of weed.
lesson learned.

[biggums mcgee]

my mom always said to carry joints and eat em up. I don't think that would be too nice if you're into blunts. Carry some aerosol spray or spray deoderant and light up a cigg like someone else said. Try not to travel around with eigths or whatever. If you have a bowl, hand it to the passenger so they can quick open the door and smash that shit. Above all, be inconspicuous.

[H8R part 4]

i got pulled over in NC at like 4 in the morning coming back from a party smoking mad weed.  i didn't come to a full stop at the red light and made a right turn and got pulled.  so he comes over to the window and asks me for my license and stuff, then looks at me and asks if i'd been drinking or smoking?
i told him no but he didn't believe me, so then asks, "whats wrong with your eyes then?" 
so i respond,  "is that supposed to be some sort of asian joke?"
mind you i have 3 black guys in my car, all with chips on their shoulders, all grilling him mad hard on some, we totally heard that racist shit you just said you blue eyed devil. 
right then and there he told me to have a good night and let me go.

 

[bentmode]

Not to be too obvious, but how about not blazing while you drive? Pull over and hit up a Starbucks bathroom or something.

because thats more logical than to be moving at a very fast rate?

[sparksandblood]

that girl looks like Gareth Stehr

[wake and bacon]

if she can back 180 el toro, she just might be good enough for my cock

[CigaretteBeer]

Driving high to me is much harder than driving buzzed or even a little drunk. I'll just start staring at distant lights and then end up slamming on the brakes right behind a car. But maybe keep that spray that's in the bathroom for after you take a shit and spray it if a fine police officer pulls you over while you're puffing some sweet 420.