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Your climate and you
« on: July 20, 2006, 06:12:26 AM »
I couldn't sum this up better - it's a piss take but so, so very true

***PRESS RELEASE FROM LAST WEEKS P&J NEWSPAPER***


Panic gripped the streets of Aberdeen this morning when patches of sky
took on an unusual blue colour and a ball of fire appeared above the
city.


The phenomenon, known as 'The Sun', and commonly found in Mediterranean
countries such as Greece and England, unleashed a terrifying heat and
brightness upon the city, causing many ordinary Aberdonians to tear off
their hats and scarves in mid July.


While  most of the motorists were able to turn their headlights and
wipers fully off, some feared that they would be scalded or blinded by
'The Sun's' intense radiation of heat and light.


Jack McConnell, speaking from a Sun-proof bunker lying deep under
Aberdeen's King St. urged people to be calm and return to work as
normal,  stating: "We've seen this sort of thing before, it happened
once In 1947  and we put it down to the war".


Fearing it could lead to a break out of cheerful, happy smiling he said
"Don't worry it  will never last, it can't.
Our natural Siberian climate with its force 9's, ferocious chill factor
and horizontal rain will soon put pay to these shenanigans.
Aberdeen will soon be freed from this terrifying situation and we can
all return to our natural drab, downbeat selves complaining all the time
and  being suspicious about everything."


No sooner had the apparition occurred, than a large, dark ominous cloud
moved in from Ellon, covering the city and efficiently blocking out the
horrible, dangerous sun.
The familiar horizontal driving rain made a welcome return and once
again the cafe's along the sea front reinstated their usual metal
shutters to protect themselves from the pounding they take as the sea
crashes down to top of them in summer.


However, it still wasn't as cold, drab or depressing as Peterhead.
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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2006, 08:49:05 AM »
Thats pretty funny. It is so hot here in the UK at the moment

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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2006, 08:53:20 AM »
Thats pretty funny. It is so hot here in the UK at the moment

AHHHHHhhhhhhh THE BURNING GLOBE !!!!!!
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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2006, 11:50:50 AM »
In the U.S. were having the hottest temperatures ever recorded. Meaning, since people started keeping track of the temperature, it's never been this hot before. Damn global warming...
let me just name a few of the hammers in this video...

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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2006, 12:05:09 PM »
106 degrees of humid heat.

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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2006, 03:39:45 PM »
106 degrees of humid heat.

That's Houston for you

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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2006, 05:20:55 PM »
boston was 104 monday and really humid. the first time that not only i had to skate without a shirt for the first time in my life but also had to take off my hat to cool off

then the rest of the week has been in the high 90s, i hate it, i cant wait for the 40-60 degree weather to come back

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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2006, 05:38:05 PM »
wat thats like 40degree;s celsius sumthin isnt it, try 50degrees; celsius you poofs
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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2006, 05:41:38 PM »
wat thats like 40degree;s celsius sumthin isnt it, try 50degrees; celsius you poofs
going by F. not C. it has been close to 40 c all week though

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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2006, 06:00:20 PM »
and your point is.
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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2006, 06:01:25 PM »
Michigan weather sucks
its either 98 degrees and humid
or
12 degrees and windy.

FUCK.

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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2006, 06:51:18 PM »
In the U.S. were having the hottest temperatures ever recorded. Meaning, since people started keeping track of the temperature, it's never been this hot before. Damn global warming...

Glenn Beck says:  Oh please there's no such thing as global warming!  The cavemen survived a heat wave and it had nothing to do with burning tons upon tons of oil!

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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2006, 07:11:26 PM »
at least we know that Aberdonians wont be dying from skin cancer from the oh so many UV rays that are shining down on them.

that story is mad funny too.

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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2006, 07:16:47 PM »
global warming is a myth

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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2006, 10:45:54 PM »
and your point is.
its fucking hot compared to the other seven-eight months where you need a sweatshirt

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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2006, 01:02:41 AM »
VAGINA IS WARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2006, 02:37:09 AM »
VAGINA IS WARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fahrenheit or Celsius? Which ones better????????*










both*

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Re: Your climate and you
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2006, 08:56:22 AM »
at least we know that Aberdonians wont be dying from skin cancer from the oh so many UV rays that are shining down on them.

that story is mad funny too.

Yeah the rest of Britain gets the sun, we get drizzel, you have to love a place where 2/3 of the year it's under a mist of drizzel which everyone complains about then when the suns out they complain about that - AAAAhhhhhh home
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