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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009, 04:38:23 PM »
"Xanax could have made him worse," if human studies are any indication, Coccaro said.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 04:56:29 PM »
yeah so fucked i heard that on the radio this morning and searched for it online.. crazyiness, read in another article that the chimp ate off the ladies hand(s). He got stabbed, hit with a shovel and took serveral guns shots and still walked away before dying, GNARLY..

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2009, 04:58:51 PM »
they have that retard strength

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2009, 05:15:29 PM »
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He bit both of her hands off and the cop told me he just kept eating her
Hahahaha, this chimp is fucking amazing.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2009, 05:21:01 PM »
they have that retard strength

imagine how strong a retarded chimp would be


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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2009, 05:21:51 PM »
haha. that chimp got shot three blocks away from my place.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2009, 05:24:20 PM by sergioflorez »

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2009, 06:00:09 PM »
Obviously an early stage subject of the rage virus monkeys that will start the zombie plague.
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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2009, 06:02:09 PM »
they have that retard strength
imagine how strong a retarded chimp would be
thanks for the terrifying vision

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2009, 06:47:44 PM »
That chimp didn't go crazy, that chimp went chimp!

Obviously an early stage subject of the rage virus monkeys that will start the zombie plague.

That'd be sweet. Then I wouldn't have to pay off these student loans one day.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2009, 07:20:31 PM »
Any Hong Kong Pals on here or dudes that have been there ever fucked with those monkeys that live around the reservoir above the city on the mainland side? Monkey Mountain? There's a huge monkey population spreading into urban areas. I once saw a dude feeding some out his car window and his car got mobbed. Monkey broke off his antenna and jumped all over his hood and roof denting it to shit.





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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2009, 08:10:07 PM »
Are those the same monkeys, Monos I think they're called, that they also have on Gibraltar? They are fucking vicious.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2009, 08:13:21 PM »
Are those the same monkeys, Monos I think they're called, that they also have on Gibraltar? They are fucking vicious.

In Hong Kong they're Rhesus monkeys, the ones that are AIDS carriers. And yeah they're vicious.

Monos is just a generic term in Spanish for monkeys. Changos too.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2009, 08:16:30 PM »
I thought they might be carriers of that one disease, that makes you really tired.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2009, 08:17:33 PM »
This story is all the local news has covered for the past 24 hours it fucking absurd, theyre even giving live updates by the ladies house

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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2009, 08:21:34 PM »
This story is all the local news has covered for the past 24 hours it fucking absurd, theyre even giving live updates by the ladies house

Well it's not every day an ape goes apeshit and rips someone's face off with their teeth.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2009, 08:24:13 PM »
Yeah, sucks how AIDS makes you feel tired.  :)

Here's those HK monkeys--the first few seconds scared the shit out of my when the monkeys flock like pigeons to bread crumbs.



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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2009, 09:22:17 PM »
*thanks God theres no coked out monkeys in south Louisiana other than Grimcity and Diabolik!*
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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2009, 11:28:51 PM »
Obviously an early stage subject of the rage virus monkeys that will start the zombie plague.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2009, 12:07:52 AM »
that 911 call mustve been really confusing for the dispatcher.  she just kept yelling hurry up, and not telling the dude shit.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2009, 12:14:13 AM »
Thats brutal what happened. It would suck for the pet owner if he got charged, considering he stabbed his own pet to death and then beat it with a shovel.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2009, 12:18:36 AM »
holy shit man, so sad

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2009, 12:34:14 AM »
that chimp was on maury!

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2009, 04:58:11 AM »
The monkey rage apocalypse is upon us.
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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2009, 05:14:01 AM »
Any Hong Kong Pals on here or dudes that have been there ever fucked with those monkeys that live around the reservoir above the city on the mainland side? Monkey Mountain? There's a huge monkey population spreading into urban areas. I once saw a dude feeding some out his car window and his car got mobbed. Monkey broke off his antenna and jumped all over his hood and roof denting it to shit.






i went to a similar place in thailand. it was a mountain that had some ruines on it and there were monkeys everywhere and we assumed it was really chill and cute. but i got pretty scary pretty quick when we were on our way back down and some of the monkey started running up and grabbing us and nipping at us and we realized "we are halfway up a mountain, in a thrid world country, surronded by monkeys with no one to help us. they could own us easily..." we basically ran back down the mountain after that.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2009, 05:40:18 AM »
and people think my fear of monkys is irrational. Anyone remember the thing from the news a while ago about the people who had the pet chimp that had to go back to the zoo but there bring it a birthday cake every year? And this one year the other monkeys got jelly and broke out of their cages andmutilated the husband ate ages fingers and some of his face. In one of my classes we ere watching planet earth and they showed a group of chimps going cannibal on a baby chimp from another group. Scientists have no idea why they do this either
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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2009, 06:17:46 AM »
Saw this thread and it reminded me of this louis c.k bit...Funny stuff.

             

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2009, 07:30:57 AM »
whoa, this is crazy.  I know this sounds sick, but I'm kinda curious to see pictures of what that old lady looks like...but at same time I don't.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2009, 08:28:54 AM »
It's not unheard of... some of you might remember this:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-04-chimp-attack_x.htm

If anyone remembers the Big Brother with the chimp skating on the cover, inside the Hollywood-movie-animal-trainer mentioned that once they get into adulthood, they have to give them up to zoos or other places because they get super aggressive and unpredictable.

Also, chimps aren't monkeys.