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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2009, 08:33:02 AM »
It's not unheard of... some of you might remember this:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-04-chimp-attack_x.htm

If anyone remembers the Big Brother with the chimp skating on the cover, inside the Hollywood-movie-animal-trainer mentioned that once they get into adulthood, they have to give them up to zoos or other places because they get super aggressive and unpredictable.

Also, chimps aren't monkeys.


thats what i was talking about in my post. this shit gave me nightmares for fucking ever. i couldnt go to a zoo and i still cant watch them in movies
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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2009, 09:24:53 AM »
Also, chimps aren't monkeys.
same shit, different smell. they are all creepy as fuck.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2009, 10:06:50 AM »
In one of my classes we ere watching planet earth and they showed a group of chimps going cannibal on a baby chimp from another group. Scientists have no idea why they do this either


because baby chimps taste delicious

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2009, 11:16:25 AM »
bring tha guns! bring all tha guns, and get me some shtogies

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« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2009, 11:48:48 AM »
big lurch got chimp minions to do his dirty work on the outside. BIG LURCH INCREASE THE MURDER RATE!!!!
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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2009, 11:58:51 AM »
It's not unheard of... some of you might remember this:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-04-chimp-attack_x.htm

If anyone remembers the Big Brother with the chimp skating on the cover, inside the Hollywood-movie-animal-trainer mentioned that once they get into adulthood, they have to give them up to zoos or other places because they get super aggressive and unpredictable.

Also, chimps aren't monkeys.


thats what i was talking about in my post. this shit gave me nightmares for fucking ever. i couldnt go to a zoo and i still cant watch them in movies
Agh, that's what I get for glossing over and not reading. I pulled an ABP right here in the same thread!

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2009, 12:01:48 PM »
All of this reminds me of this I saw a while ago.



Chimps don't fuck around.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #38 on: February 19, 2009, 12:16:39 PM »
All of this reminds me of this I saw a while ago.



Chimps don't fuck around.









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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2009, 12:55:23 PM »
I want pix of the face!

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #40 on: February 19, 2009, 01:02:57 PM »

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2009, 02:37:03 PM »
R.I.P. Travis
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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2009, 02:44:31 PM »
anyone think it's a coincidience that "chimp" and "queer" are both 5 letter words

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2009, 03:33:05 PM »
anyone think it's a coincidience that "chimp" and "queer" are both 5 letter words

"idiot" is five letters too.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2009, 04:24:40 PM »
Also, chimps aren't monkeys.
same shit, different smell. they are all creepy as fuck.
agreed. I like animals, but monkeys always seemed creepy and unpleasent to be around.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2009, 04:30:31 PM by Nihilist »

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #45 on: February 19, 2009, 04:56:21 PM »
They belong in the zoo, not people's homes

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #46 on: February 19, 2009, 06:08:01 PM »
They belong in the zoo, not people's homes
They like the jungle, too... though they would seem handy to keep around during the 2012 Zombiepocalypse, assuming that Chimps don't turn into zombies, which could be pretty goddamned likely now that I think about it, them being almost identical to us genetically and all. A fucking zombie chimp, as if the regular human zombies aren't bad enough, right?

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #47 on: February 19, 2009, 06:26:42 PM »
They belong in the zoo, not people's homes
They like the jungle, too... though they would seem handy to keep around during the 2012 Zombiepocalypse, assuming that Chimps don't turn into zombies, which could be pretty goddamned likely now that I think about it, them being almost identical to us genetically and all. A fucking zombie chimp, as if the regular human zombies aren't bad enough, right?

Thanks grim my zombie nightmares are going to get a whole lot worse now that zombie monkeys are going to be thrown into the mix.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #48 on: February 19, 2009, 06:29:48 PM »
Lock me up in a cage and I'd do the same shit.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #49 on: February 19, 2009, 06:36:30 PM »
They belong in the zoo, not people's homes
They like the jungle, too... though they would seem handy to keep around during the 2012 Zombiepocalypse, assuming that Chimps don't turn into zombies, which could be pretty goddamned likely now that I think about it, them being almost identical to us genetically and all. A fucking zombie chimp, as if the regular human zombies aren't bad enough, right?

Thanks grim my zombie nightmares are going to get a whole lot worse now that zombie monkeys are going to be thrown into the mix.
Hell you're telling me... I don't recall chimps being addressed in Zombie Survival Guide or World War Z. I need to find that dude's email address.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #50 on: February 19, 2009, 06:56:05 PM »
I know better than to fuck with the little buggers but part of me is pulling for the monkeys.

And Conquest of the Planet of the Apes came out in 1974, people should know better by now.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #51 on: February 19, 2009, 08:08:47 PM »
They belong in the zoo, not people's homes
They like the jungle, too... though they would seem handy to keep around during the 2012 Zombiepocalypse, assuming that Chimps don't turn into zombies, which could be pretty goddamned likely now that I think about it, them being almost identical to us genetically and all. A fucking zombie chimp, as if the regular human zombies aren't bad enough, right?

Thanks grim my zombie nightmares are going to get a whole lot worse now that zombie monkeys are going to be thrown into the mix.
Hell you're telling me... I don't recall chimps being addressed in Zombie Survival Guide or World War Z. I need to find that dude's email address.


While I don't consider 28 days later rage things zombies, monkeys are to be feared in 2012. Certainly they are susceptible to anything humans are.

I personally do not want to deal with zombie silver back gorillas, that shit scares me.

And living in Alameda County, CA i am fucked. Since you can't get fucking guns here for shit. Time to move north or back east and stock up. 

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #52 on: February 19, 2009, 08:11:03 PM »
Lock me up in a cage and I'd do the same shit.
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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #53 on: February 19, 2009, 08:15:04 PM »
anyone think it's a coincidience that "chimp" and "queer" are both 5 letter words

"idiot" is five letters too.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #54 on: February 20, 2009, 04:27:58 PM »

this pic is of someone else attacked by a chimp. same damage was done to the recent victim.

recording of 9-11 call
« Last Edit: February 20, 2009, 04:30:16 PM by sergioflorez »

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #55 on: February 20, 2009, 07:03:46 PM »
this happened 10 minutes from where i live. crazyness
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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #56 on: February 20, 2009, 09:52:52 PM »
chimps are legal pets?

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #57 on: February 20, 2009, 10:17:12 PM »

this pic is of someone else attacked by a chimp. same damage was done to the recent victim.

recording of 9-11 call

that is so fucked, i feel bad for the dude.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #58 on: February 21, 2009, 03:33:24 AM »
this happened 10 minutes from where i live. crazyness

10 minutes? i thought you live in wesport. this went down a few blocks from where i'm living.

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Re: "crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"
« Reply #59 on: February 21, 2009, 05:13:07 AM »
Slap posters always post the weirdest/fucked up/funniest news.

I feel bad for that woman. So, if her face was "ripped off", would that make her look like that man from Hannibal? I'm not trying to be an asshole. It's a serious question.