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clerks 2
« on: July 21, 2006, 09:06:27 PM »
was definately not bad

i really liked it, actually

i like a bit of tastless humor once in awhile

thoughts?

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2006, 09:07:05 PM »
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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2006, 09:08:05 PM »
Better or worse than the first?

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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2006, 09:10:09 PM »
ah, make your own decisions.

i really liked how they still referenced a lot to the older one, not like jay & silent bob strike back, where they reference every kevin smith movie ever made.

and jason lee did have an appearance.

it was just cool to see a 10 year time period between, kind of different

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2006, 09:26:58 PM »
Word.  Ill probably check it out sometime this weekend.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2006, 11:19:19 PM »
that dante dude in the first one was the worst actor ever....'THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING??!' I hated that guy...

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2006, 11:29:20 PM »
it was pretty funny.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2006, 11:24:13 AM »
I sat through the first one and I can tell you now I'd never see number two. you've got to be a real fag to enjoy listening to those bitches bitch constantly about the most insignificant shit. it's seinfeld for college students.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2006, 07:57:41 PM »
I sat through the first one and I can tell you now I'd never see number two. you've got to be a real fag to enjoy listening to those bitches bitch constantly about the most insignificant shit. it's seinfeld for college students.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2006, 08:14:48 PM »
nothing, but kevin smith kind of sucks.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2006, 10:03:41 PM »
at what point did he tank?  dogma? 

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2006, 10:36:42 PM »
I sat through the first one and I can tell you now I'd never see number two. you've got to be a real fag to enjoy listening to those bitches bitch constantly about the most insignificant shit. it's seinfeld for college students.

clerks 2 was amazing, so fucking funny and prolly will go over alot of peoples head who dont get the humor

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2006, 11:13:31 PM »
i never thought kevin smith was that funny.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2006, 06:35:15 AM »
I sat through the first one and I can tell you now I'd never see number two. you've got to be a real fag to enjoy listening to those bitches bitch constantly about the most insignificant shit. it's seinfeld for college students.

Isn't sienfeild just woody allen for mass consumption. I like observational comedy if it's done right.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2006, 07:26:14 AM »
at what point did he tank?  dogma? 

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2006, 10:54:30 AM »
i never thought kevin smith was that funny.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2006, 12:44:13 PM »
kevin smith is a fat asshole who isn't funny

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2006, 01:32:01 PM »
ill probly see it
you cant go wrong with clerks

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2006, 07:49:22 PM »
Watched it today,great movie

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2006, 10:44:30 PM »
rosario dawson doesn't appeal to me. she looks she could be one of the williams sisters.

kinky kelly and the sexy stud? that shit was funny.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2006, 06:48:47 AM »
at what point did he tank?  dogma? 

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Was well shit - talk about how to ruin your reputation, what the fuck was he thinking when he made that - no fucking Jay or Slient Bob (basically the only reason to watch them)

Some of it's pretty funny, Clercks was good the first time i watched that, i haven't see Clercks 2 but watched the trailer, bar Jersey Girl everything else was pretty good, well Dogma. . . .

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2006, 10:33:17 AM »
youre fucking kidding right?
clerks 2 was the worst piece of shit for an almost infinite amount of reasons.

it wasnt funny. there was like 5 maybe brief moments of humour, all coming from jay. but even that dude looked pretty heavy on the skag while filming. still a funny guy though.
'the one ring to rule them all' kid, the male version of selma blair, fucking awful. at least find nobodies that are talented actors or use your hollywood clout to get someone that can do more than rolling their eyes.

jesus, i could rant forever.
in summation, look at the end of the movie..
queue the alanis morrisette 'you mean everything', fade to black and white (oh shit! a nod to teh first one! reaaaal fucking clever/heartwarming) and then the last lline :
"THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF OUR LIVES'.
if that doesnt translate out to you that the entire movie was completely cheesy bullshit, i dont know what will..
absolutely useless jason lee cameo - 5 minutes
even more useless ben affleck cameo - 5 seconds

maybe its all just a big ironic existential project, cause if clerks 2 was for rental in the video store in clerks 1, they would have ripped the shit out of its corny ass. and its their future existence.. etc.
ill go with the hitchcock interpretation.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2006, 01:45:11 PM »
haha I liked it, I thought it was funny. I think you were just expecting too much....

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2006, 02:59:23 PM »
youre fucking kidding right?
clerks 2 was the worst piece of shit for an almost infinite amount of reasons.

it wasnt funny. there was like 5 maybe brief moments of humour, all coming from jay. but even that dude looked pretty heavy on the skag while filming. still a funny guy though.
'the one ring to rule them all' kid, the male version of selma blair, fucking awful. at least find nobodies that are talented actors or use your hollywood clout to get someone that can do more than rolling their eyes.

jesus, i could rant forever.
in summation, look at the end of the movie..
queue the alanis morrisette 'you mean everything', fade to black and white (oh shit! a nod to teh first one! reaaaal fucking clever/heartwarming) and then the last lline :
"THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF OUR LIVES'.
if that doesnt translate out to you that the entire movie was completely cheesy bullshit, i dont know what will..
absolutely useless jason lee cameo - 5 minutes
even more useless ben affleck cameo - 5 seconds

maybe its all just a big ironic existential project, cause if clerks 2 was for rental in the video store in clerks 1, they would have ripped the shit out of its corny ass. and its their future existence.. etc.
ill go with the hitchcock interpretation.


can you tell me what you think are some funny movies out of curiosity

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2006, 05:00:23 PM »
Haven't seen Clerks 2... but I've been watching the original recently and was let down after what I had heard about it.  Maybe I had my expectations too high.  Bad acting is one problem.

Kevin Smith's "outrage" over Gene Shalt's reaction to Clerks 2 is funny though.  If Smith can push the envelope on offensive filmmaking, why does he have such a problem with Shalt pushing the envelope on offensive film criticism.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2006, 05:11:37 PM »
I loved mallrats when I was younger. Saw it recently, not into it as much. Maybe its just an age thing.
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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2006, 07:00:37 PM »
i havnt seen this but the jay and silent bob movies are not funny at all

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2006, 07:30:26 PM »
i dont understand why they had to have all the serious shit in it. they didnt try for a plot in the slightest way, except in the love triangle thing between dante and the two bitches. jay and bob have thousands of dollars for no reason? and they give it away? if that fast food chain was operating like that for one day it would be shut down, no way there was any profit made. i really wasnt bothered by these things at all, i didnt go to get a full understanding of all the little things. if your going to have stupid shit that doesnt make sense, dont try and put any feeling or chick flick garbage in the middle of it. just cut out all that gay slow introspective talking bullshit. pretty much any scene that had dante and rosario dawson was a horrible trainwreck, actually almost all the dialogue was shit. everytime theres a conversation things are explained so fully, they give reasoning for questions that were never asked, always bringing up things that happened in the past 10 years. i thought the funny parts outweighed the terrible, so it was still worth the money. frustratingly inconsistent though.
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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2006, 09:12:41 PM »
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Re: clerks 2
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