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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2006, 03:54:58 PM »
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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2006, 09:43:59 PM »
anyone that's known for wearing a trenchcoat is pretty much a wanker...

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2006, 11:35:14 PM »
Saw it last night, and the first one was one of my favorite movies of all time. 

I liked it alot, seemed to me like a good sequel.  Sure some of it was cheesy, but jesus, who gives a fuck?

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2006, 11:43:50 PM »
in other news i saw monster house tonight and got a half stock for an animated character. this is the first time since ariel.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2006, 03:48:36 PM »
OH MY GOD I JUST WATCHED IT


AND IT'S WELL SHIT


What the fuck has happend to Kevin Smith, he's gone way down hill
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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2006, 07:06:00 PM »
i dont understand why they had to have all the serious shit in it. they didnt try for a plot in the slightest way, except in the love triangle thing between dante and the two bitches. jay and bob have thousands of dollars for no reason? and they give it away? if that fast food chain was operating like that for one day it would be shut down, no way there was any profit made. i really wasnt bothered by these things at all, i didnt go to get a full understanding of all the little things. if your going to have stupid shit that doesnt make sense, dont try and put any feeling or chick flick garbage in the middle of it. just cut out all that gay slow introspective talking bullshit. pretty much any scene that had dante and rosario dawson was a horrible trainwreck, actually almost all the dialogue was shit. everytime theres a conversation things are explained so fully, they give reasoning for questions that were never asked, always bringing up things that happened in the past 10 years. i thought the funny parts outweighed the terrible, so it was still worth the money. frustratingly inconsistent though.

Jay and Silent Bob presumably have a shit load of money left over from the checks they got from the bluntman and chronic movie they tried to stop in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.  Smith always brings up stuff from his previous movies, thats why they kept talking about old stuff.  Overall, I thought the movie was pretty good.  It definately had a hollywood ending, but I liked it alot.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2006, 09:20:32 PM »
It was alright, but then again the people in the audience lughing behind me reminded me a lot of the characters in the movie which made it funnier.
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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2006, 10:23:31 PM »
drama class drop outs....

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #38 on: August 01, 2006, 08:45:16 AM »
the only funny part was when the nerdly jones character was bopping his bologna and crying. 

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #39 on: August 01, 2006, 12:16:30 PM »
it fucking sucked

the only glimmer of unpretentious and actually well acted comedy was when randall wasnt aware that shiemi curse was racist

please, if you liked this pile of shite, please explain why

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #40 on: August 02, 2006, 11:32:34 PM »
that girl on cuddlemonsters picture thing is nice and thick i bet

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #41 on: August 02, 2006, 11:35:10 PM »
i would never touch rosario dawson's stank ass feet. ever. let alone paint them like a pansy.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #42 on: August 02, 2006, 11:48:25 PM »
so is anyone gonna tell me who that girl is?

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #43 on: August 04, 2006, 02:48:35 PM »
i would never touch rosario dawson's stank ass feet. ever. let alone paint them like a pansy.
yah really what the fuck was that? and that dance sequence was so bad.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #44 on: August 04, 2006, 05:40:15 PM »
the only thing that i didnt like about clerks two was how they did they whole title thing once. " the new and improved jay and silent bob" i was expecting other ones to pop up but nope. im not going to say that the writing was spectacular, but if you can loose your elitist attitude for like two hours than im sure youll laugh.
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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #45 on: August 04, 2006, 06:03:45 PM »
it fucking sucked

the only glimmer of unpretentious and actually well acted comedy was when randall wasnt aware that shiemi curse was racist

please, if you liked this pile of shite, please explain why
have you ever worked a part time job ? ... and also what are some comedys you like since u didnt like clerks

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #46 on: August 04, 2006, 06:28:16 PM »
if you can loose your elitist attitude for like two hours than im sure youll laugh.

so basically you should watch it at home by yourself, stoned.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #47 on: August 05, 2006, 10:48:36 PM »
the only thing that i didnt like about clerks two was how they did they whole title thing once. " the new and improved jay and silent bob" i was expecting other ones to pop up but nope. im not going to say that the writing was spectacular, but if you can loose your elitist attitude for like two hours than im sure youll laugh.

I was hoping they would do the titles aswell.

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2006, 07:08:33 PM »
it was pretty funny, saw a pirated version on my friend's tv, rosario dawson is dope so whoever thought otherwise just is stoops, i dont remember too much aside from the ann frank references, and that jason lee cameo which was lame.  it was funny for the first hour...."yo dude chill, its our first customer since our triumphant return..."

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Re: clerks 2
« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2006, 10:40:27 PM »
Why was the Jason Lee cameo lame?  He's been in just about all of the other Kevin Smith films.