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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1110 on: June 18, 2018, 08:02:41 PM »
I don't have anxiety or anything like that, but I will have mini meltdowns at the grocery store for all the reasons already discussed. I also hate people with no sense of spacial awareness or consideration for everyone else around them. And don't even get me started on Costco. I hate that fucking place. All the customers are rude as fuck and will run you over just to get a free sample of some stupid microwave taquito.

Fuck the grocery store.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1111 on: June 18, 2018, 08:13:24 PM »
I refuse to use those self check out things. 

I live in a building with an access door, like most apartment buildings, but certain delivery guys don't even make an attempt to get in.  No buzzer, nothing.  Just leave the package out on the busy ass street.  Or if by chance they get in, they leave it at the entrance.  God forbid these people do their jobs and actually delivery something to my door.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1112 on: June 18, 2018, 08:36:01 PM »
I don't have anxiety or anything like that, but I will have mini meltdowns at the grocery store for all the reasons already discussed. I also hate people with no sense of spacial awareness or consideration for everyone else around them. And don't even get me started on Costco. I hate that fucking place. All the customers are rude as fuck and will run you over just to get a free sample of some stupid microwave taquito.

Fuck the grocery store.

Have the fat fucks that drive around on the electric shopping carts been mentioned? ..because, fuck them the most.. those are for old rickety people, you lazy piece of shit.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1113 on: June 18, 2018, 09:38:28 PM »
I don't have anxiety or anything like that, but I will have mini meltdowns at the grocery store for all the reasons already discussed. I also hate people with no sense of spacial awareness or consideration for everyone else around them. And don't even get me started on Costco. I hate that fucking place. All the customers are rude as fuck and will run you over just to get a free sample of some stupid microwave taquito.

Fuck the grocery store.

Have the fat fucks that drive around on the electric shopping carts been mentioned? ..because, fuck them the most.. those are for old rickety people, you lazy piece of shit.


they also for fat lazy people

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1114 on: June 18, 2018, 09:50:34 PM »
When I work in the sun/heat all day and get home and the air conditioning is turned off

Fuck that shit

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1115 on: June 19, 2018, 01:35:01 AM »
I hate when I can't nut while jerk in off in the shower

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1116 on: June 19, 2018, 05:17:49 AM »
When I work in the sun/heat all day and get home and the air conditioning is turned off

Fuck that shit

at least you have air conditioning. i just gotta hope its windy.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1117 on: June 19, 2018, 06:12:02 AM »
Wish I had AC I just ice my neck and erotcly eat popsicles in my underwear when I get to hot

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1118 on: June 19, 2018, 11:53:12 AM »
People who take themselves seriously but treat basic grammar like a cumrag.



too*
you're*
they're*

and for some reason, this one really gets under my skin - "fucken"

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1119 on: June 19, 2018, 12:42:35 PM »
It’s annoying but the online your/you’re correctors are even worse. They think their so fucken smart

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1120 on: June 19, 2018, 12:46:03 PM »
ur so mean dude

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1121 on: June 19, 2018, 12:51:12 PM »
I hate when I can't nut while jerk in off in the shower
i hated when it would stick to my hand after. like the clear prostate jelly or whatever goes away and you're left w/ stark white schmegma that doesn't wash away.
'shower babies' in jail parlance.
i read somewhere cold water doesn't do that so if you're gonna jerk in water, use cold? sounds great for the old erection.......

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1122 on: June 19, 2018, 07:42:46 PM »
the sound of people walking in flip flops drives me into a homicidal rage

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1123 on: June 20, 2018, 09:08:06 AM »
Presentations that start like this:

"Good morning everyone."
"Good morning."
"You can do better than that. I said GOOD MORNING!"

Fuck you. Get on with the show.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1124 on: June 20, 2018, 09:45:48 AM »
Presentations that start like this:

"Good morning everyone."
"Good morning."
"You can do better than that. I said GOOD MORNING!"

Fuck you. Get on with the show.
Uhhh, those people are literally Hitler

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1125 on: June 20, 2018, 10:57:01 AM »
-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned.  Example:  “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.

 It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.

-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.

-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance.  For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”

-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math.  For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”

-  When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something.  “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right?  So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right?  So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1126 on: June 20, 2018, 11:18:30 AM »
i resemble said post^

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« Reply #1127 on: June 20, 2018, 11:25:19 AM »
-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned.  Example:  “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.

 It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.

-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.

-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance.  For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”

-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math.  For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”

-  When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something.  “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right?  So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right?  So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1128 on: June 20, 2018, 12:12:46 PM »
-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned.  Example:  “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.

 It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.

-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.

-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance.  For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”

-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math.  For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”

-  When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something.  “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right?  So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right?  So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1129 on: June 20, 2018, 12:18:53 PM »
Micromanagement, especially by people who don't outrank you.

Roommates not doing their fucking dishes

Customers making stupid shitty jokes you have to smile at, especially in a rush situation. I'm transitioning to just responding "yeah..." and just moving on.

People haggling over fixed prices. I fucking hate hagglers

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1130 on: June 20, 2018, 02:12:03 PM »
Micromanagement, especially by people who don't outrank you.

Roommates not doing their fucking dishes

Customers making stupid shitty jokes you have to smile at, especially in a rush situation. I'm transitioning to just responding "yeah..." and just moving on.

People haggling over fixed prices. I fucking hate hagglers
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1131 on: June 20, 2018, 02:18:47 PM »
i hate hagglers the worst even though i've been known to go to skateshop w/ X amount of dollars and see if they can't finagel a bagel.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1132 on: June 20, 2018, 03:13:21 PM »
-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned.  Example:  “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.

 It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.

-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.

-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance.  For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”

-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math.  For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”

-  When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something.  “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right?  So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right?  So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”

boo hoo

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1133 on: June 20, 2018, 03:40:16 PM »
-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned.  Example:  “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.

 It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.

-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.

-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance.  For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”

-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math.  For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”

-  When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something.  “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right?  So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right?  So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”

boo hoo

Isn’t that the point of the thread? 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1134 on: June 20, 2018, 04:05:50 PM »
-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned.  Example:  “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.

 It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.

-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.

-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance.  For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”

-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math.  For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”

-  When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something.  “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right?  So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right?  So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”

boo hoo

Isn’t that the point of the thread? 

I back everything on this list.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1135 on: June 20, 2018, 04:22:06 PM »
I'll sneak in a super fast, "i dunno, wasn't there", to that kind of rhetorical "right?".

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1136 on: June 20, 2018, 04:28:01 PM »
I also don't like "per usual" or "per so-and-so's request".

I don't care if it's correct, the only people who talk like that are people trying to sound smart. 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1137 on: June 20, 2018, 04:30:16 PM »
People on planes and airports have endless things that drive me crazy, but one that happens frequently that pisses me off so much is when the plane lands and finally comes to a stop, someone immediately stands up, gets their bag, and then walks up towards the fronts. Bitch, we go aisle by aisle and you're not better than everyone else.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1138 on: June 20, 2018, 09:34:17 PM »
my pet peeve is people bitching about nothing

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1139 on: June 20, 2018, 10:16:43 PM »
-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned.  Example:  “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.

 It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.

-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.

-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance.  For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”

-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math.  For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”

-  When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something.  “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right?  So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right?  So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”

boo hoo

Isn’t that the point of the thread? 

I back everything on this list.

Me too, I also cringe at jargon and unnecessary phrases. I give it more of a pass if it's conversational and isn't used too much, but still. I think I even mentioned it before, but I can't stand the countless, pointless "that said" phrases either.
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