Author Topic: Pet Peeves  (Read 124557 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

larry bertlemann

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 312
  • Rep: 15
  • brain cemented, mix it in a blender..
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #120 on: June 07, 2010, 04:30:09 PM »

jimi420

  • Guest
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #121 on: June 07, 2010, 06:21:02 PM »

using the same cup twice for 2 different sorts of beverages
when my food touches


OCD much?

And when I read you saying "ghetto time" I thought I read "good time".  I thought, "clearly this dude has never been in jail.

i think it is. i also hate using table spoons. it has to be one of those small teaspoons.

oyolar

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 9057
  • Rep: 197
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #122 on: June 07, 2010, 06:32:37 PM »

I love this thread and could go on forever. I even made a couple videos with the C1rca dudes on this subject.

I think Frank's is the best. (can't embed...it's called "Harshin' Franks Mellow" near middle of page)
http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php

Gravette
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/

Sierra
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/

What kind of shit is this? Just post the videos. No need to say you had anything to do with them. Asshole.

I'm just giving you a hard time. These videos are pretty funny.


*Passive aggressiveness. People who act like they are kidding but are actually serious.

Except I was kidding.
« Last Edit: June 07, 2010, 06:53:20 PM by oyolar »

Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2097
  • Rep: -151
  • 138
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #123 on: June 08, 2010, 01:24:02 AM »
I hate it when my brother used one of my Simpsons dvd's and doesn't put it back in the right order (season 1 on the left, season 10 on the right).
Same with cd's, it happens quite frequently that I lay in my bed and turn on the lights to check if they're still in alphabetical and chronological order.

BitchTits

  • Guest
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #124 on: June 21, 2010, 06:28:57 PM »
people who say "hecka"

kevbo999

  • Guest
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #125 on: June 22, 2010, 10:58:05 AM »
"win/fail"  "epic win/fail"  "full of win/fail" "so much win/fail"

Oh yeah, my roomie and bosses can go to hell too.  As they seemingly have no purpose other than to make me miserable.

floop

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3284
  • Rep: -27
  • the things I do for my fucking friends!
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #126 on: June 22, 2010, 03:51:45 PM »
when i go to take a shit during work, just sit down, and my co-worker, who sits right near me all day long, comes in and sits in the next stall to take a shit also.

can i get a little alone time here bro?
"Every time I read one of your shitty posts I wonder why I am wasting my time looking at SLAP."

CUDDLEMONSTER

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2421
  • Rep: 169
  • reptiles
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #127 on: June 22, 2010, 04:08:22 PM »
people who take up two spots parking on the street because they stop in the dead middle of a huge spot. i seriously want to knock their mirrors off.

Smurph

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 677
  • Rep: 30
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #128 on: June 22, 2010, 04:58:28 PM »
when i go to take a shit during work, just sit down, and my co-worker, who sits right near me all day long, comes in and sits in the next stall to take a shit also.

can i get a little alone time here bro?
Dude, I just sit it out and wait for my 'neighbour' to leave when that situation arises. It's so damn annoying.

jimi420

  • Guest
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #129 on: June 22, 2010, 05:02:40 PM »
people that think someone is cool based on the fact that they smoke pot.
people that hold grudges.
when someone i don't know touches my hair.


beardface

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 540
  • Rep: 34
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #130 on: June 22, 2010, 05:26:53 PM »
people who take up two spots parking on the street because they stop in the dead middle of a huge spot. i seriously want to knock their mirrors off.
this happens to me daily so i've learned to simply curse them by (car) name. every day with out fail there are atleast 2 would-be useable spots if people were the slightest bit aware of others. the best part of this is when it happens (which is every day) it adds a 5-8 minute walk to my morning.
She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

brazillionaire

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 357
  • Rep: 11
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #131 on: June 22, 2010, 05:33:26 PM »
The T-Shirt police on the fucking SLAP website  ::)

oyolar

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 9057
  • Rep: 197
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #132 on: June 22, 2010, 06:29:47 PM »
The new and stupid trend of calling food "sexy."

Ronald Wilson Reagan

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 24920
  • Rep: -894
  • I own Malibu? I am going to fuck you.
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #133 on: June 22, 2010, 07:18:27 PM »
when i go to take a shit during work, just sit down, and my co-worker, who sits right near me all day long, comes in and sits in the next stall to take a shit also.

can i get a little alone time here bro?
Dude, I just sit it out and wait for my 'neighbour' to leave when that situation arises. It's so damn annoying.
Fuck that. I push it out quickly and leave before they can exit the stall and identify me. that'll learn 'em good.
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
I quit skating for a time due to piling out

saucy ragu

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3468
  • Rep: 493
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #134 on: June 22, 2010, 07:35:25 PM »
The other day I had a long drive and a song came on that made me want to go fast, but I got stuck behind grandma. Sometimes, there's nothing more irritating than listening to a good song while going 30mph in a 40mph with 120 miles left to drive.
Quote from: Narcissus
My morning commute to the bathroom is a walking tour of things I don't remember.
Quote from: brent
sorrymom, when 112 sing to you what kinda feelin do it bring to you?

bumptobar

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4257
  • Rep: -35
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #135 on: June 22, 2010, 08:16:09 PM »

using the same cup twice for 2 different sorts of beverages
when my food touches


OCD much?

And when I read you saying "ghetto time" I thought I read "good time".  I thought, "clearly this dude has never been in jail.

I cant stand when people say this.  Thanks for reminding me.


I also dont like when im in the car with someone who drives like an asshole, or like shit.

lamfordie

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2278
  • Rep: -57
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #136 on: June 22, 2010, 09:56:52 PM »
Chicks never texting you back

floop

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3284
  • Rep: -27
  • the things I do for my fucking friends!
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #137 on: June 24, 2010, 04:12:47 PM »
vegetarians who think they have legitimate opinions on restaurants that serve mostly meat dishes (like Mexican or Brazilian)

your opinion on the restaurant as a whole is not valid if you're only judging solely by the one little veggie option on the menu
"Every time I read one of your shitty posts I wonder why I am wasting my time looking at SLAP."

ImKindOfABigDeal

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 157
  • Rep: -4
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #138 on: June 24, 2010, 04:29:36 PM »
I hate it when my brother used one of my Simpsons dvd's and doesn't put it back in the right order (season 1 on the left, season 10 on the right).

you stopped at exactly the right time

Locbrew

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2799
  • Rep: 248
  • OWWW HAVE MERCY!
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #139 on: June 24, 2010, 06:59:56 PM »
I hate it when my brother used one of my Simpsons dvd's and doesn't put it back in the right order (season 1 on the left, season 10 on the right).

you stopped at exactly the right time

ha, I stopped at season 8.
Adam Dyet is the black jellybean of skateboarding.

jimi420

  • Guest
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #140 on: June 24, 2010, 08:18:42 PM »
when someone uses an odd number of bread slices. it messes up the rest of the loaf.

Giovanni Falcone

  • Guest
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #141 on: June 24, 2010, 09:00:47 PM »
when someone uses an odd number of bread slices. it messes up the rest of the loaf.


That is when you need a Scotsman to eat the heels.

Or a Viking.

the ragamuffin

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1328
  • Rep: 50
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #142 on: June 24, 2010, 10:43:31 PM »
when i go to take a shit during work, just sit down, and my co-worker, who sits right near me all day long, comes in and sits in the next stall to take a shit also.

can i get a little alone time here bro?
Dude, I just sit it out and wait for my 'neighbour' to leave when that situation arises. It's so damn annoying.
Fuck that. I push it out quickly and leave before they can exit the stall and identify me. that'll learn 'em good.

I hate when you're taking care of business and some guy the next stall over is grunting and groaning while shitting. Its real grimy

Smell Good

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1715
  • Rep: 54
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #143 on: June 24, 2010, 11:29:01 PM »
When people try to talk to me while I'm on the toilet. Don't do that, please.

Also, static hair.

floop

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3284
  • Rep: -27
  • the things I do for my fucking friends!
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #144 on: July 01, 2010, 10:33:55 AM »
people trying to sell me stuff at a skatepark.  are we at a skatepark or are we in Tijuana?

Greenpeace volunteers bugging me when i walk into Trader Joe's or Whole Foods?  "Do you have a minute for the environment?"    Do you have a minute for a shower?
"Every time I read one of your shitty posts I wonder why I am wasting my time looking at SLAP."

steve_lurkle

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 359
  • Rep: -16
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #145 on: July 01, 2010, 07:37:07 PM »
Cardboard, anything about it, the feel of it gives me goosebumps.
Sketchy kids.
People who can't text right, like "R U @ home" and shit like that.
Those pants that a lot of chicks wear with no back pockets, I can't stand that.
Spending two hours on a trick just to snap your board when you stick it.

larry bertlemann

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 312
  • Rep: 15
  • brain cemented, mix it in a blender..
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #146 on: July 01, 2010, 07:48:11 PM »
responsibilities.

jimi420

  • Guest
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #147 on: July 01, 2010, 09:15:06 PM »
little kids sliding on the mini while you're trying to skate.
kids 14-16 that do shit to piss you off knowing that you can't really punch them in the face.
texts really early in the morning or past midnight.

red deer.

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 205
  • Rep: -12
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #148 on: July 06, 2010, 09:59:13 PM »
shitty looking griptape like scratches, mud, pop or beer stains or something. i fucking hate that
trying to sell a car and people lowballing the fuck outta you sucks dicks too

kilgore.

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4568
  • Rep: 316
Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #149 on: July 07, 2010, 01:42:05 AM »
fat girls who smoke cigarettes.
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius