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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #180 on: August 17, 2010, 10:15:27 AM »
when somebody is running late but they decide to call you and talk to you. it's like shut up and get where you're supposed to be.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #181 on: August 18, 2010, 06:38:43 AM »
.mayonaise
.bannanas
.skaters more concerned with getting clips than actuall skating
.high school
.seeds
.late pay checks
.driving
.new shoes
.second hand ciggarette smoke
.when people propose an idea to you already pre-medditating what your gonna say
.when people say their too blazed too skate
.texting while driving
.and lastly when your at a red light and in the right lane wanting to turn right on red but the car infront of you is going straight so you have to wait...how could they

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #182 on: August 18, 2010, 10:05:22 AM »
Fake people
People that need to be in the center of attention
Bad drivers
People that expect to do something 24/7
Bragging about sex, drugs, and drinking
People that don't know shit about geography

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #183 on: August 18, 2010, 10:21:18 AM »
i hate tall tales.  my friend lies to my face everytime i see him.  he's said hes fucked his spanish teacher, a 45year old bitch when he was 19, stepmom, step sister, ex gf and gf at the same time, and many many more.  a new story everytime we meet  and hes not joking, he really expects me to believe it everytime

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #184 on: August 18, 2010, 10:58:22 AM »
i hate tall tales.  my friend lies to my face everytime i see him.  he's said hes fucked his spanish teacher, a 45year old bitch when he was 19, stepmom, step sister, ex gf and gf at the same time, and many many more.  a new story everytime we meet  and hes not joking, he really expects me to believe it everytime
i have a friend who does the same shit. im at the point where i just go along with it even though in my head im thinking "what a load of horse shit, fuck just stop"
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #185 on: August 18, 2010, 11:16:20 AM »
bitchin about shit
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #186 on: August 18, 2010, 11:19:13 AM »
People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #187 on: August 18, 2010, 11:34:24 AM »
people talking during movies need to be shot
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #188 on: August 18, 2010, 03:06:41 PM »
people who name their kids similar sounding names

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #189 on: August 18, 2010, 04:16:55 PM »
People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High School.
I dont recall ever putting on anything Southpole in my life.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #190 on: August 18, 2010, 04:18:40 PM »
People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High School.

you sure about that?
sorry if they are friends and they are walking together and happen to be black.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #191 on: August 18, 2010, 04:22:48 PM »
People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High School.

how the hell is that a pet peeve?
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #192 on: August 18, 2010, 05:29:29 PM »
.mayonaise
.bannanas
.skaters more concerned with getting clips than actuall skating
.high school
.seeds
.late pay checks
.driving
.new shoes
.second hand ciggarette smoke
.when people propose an idea to you already pre-medditating what your gonna say
.when people say their too blazed too skate
.texting while driving
.and lastly when your at a red light and in the right lane wanting to turn right on red but the car infront of you is going straight so you have to wait...how could they

holy shit theres another version of me out there somewhere

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #193 on: August 18, 2010, 05:32:23 PM »
The sound of styrofoam as you take it out of a box and it rubs along the sides, gives me shivers.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #194 on: August 18, 2010, 05:35:57 PM »
People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
This drives me insane.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #195 on: August 18, 2010, 05:43:42 PM »
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People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High School.

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you sure about that?
sorry if they are friends and they are walking together and happen to be black.

Well most of the times they tend to just be together just to fuck with one person.
And I think it's impossible to hate your own race.
I dont recall ever putting on anything Southpole in my life.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #196 on: August 18, 2010, 06:05:22 PM »
When my girlfriend gets out of the shower without drying off then walks around leaving little puddles everywhere and then I step in one wearing socks and they soak up all the water.

When there is a cockroach out and about and I get the blowtorch ready but then the nozzle of the spray can isn't pointed directly through the flame and I just end up spraying the cockroach with aerosol.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #197 on: August 19, 2010, 06:23:32 AM »
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.mayonaise
.bannanas
.skaters more concerned with getting clips than actuall skating
.high school
.seeds
.late pay checks
.driving
.new shoes
.second hand ciggarette smoke
.when people propose an idea to you already pre-medditating what your gonna say
.when people say their too blazed too skate
.texting while driving
.and lastly when your at a red light and in the right lane wanting to turn right on red but the car infront of you is going straight so you have to wait...how could they
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holy shit theres another version of me out there somewhere

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #198 on: August 19, 2010, 08:45:31 AM »
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People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High School.

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you sure about that?
sorry if they are friends and they are walking together and happen to be black.
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Well most of the times they tend to just be together just to fuck with one person.
And I think it's impossible to hate your own race.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #199 on: August 19, 2010, 10:35:43 AM »
People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High school.
or maybe its because your fist has to first be purified in the waters of lake minnetonka before it can touch dylons.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #200 on: August 19, 2010, 11:45:05 PM »
People who drive in their cars with no shirt on.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #201 on: August 20, 2010, 06:03:06 AM »
-Jerk boys wearing spaceman boots.I hope they all die.Slowly
-Skatepark robots
-Chris Cole Kid
-Fat bitches complaining about love and why they cant get a guy
-People updaing their Facebook status a 20 times a day

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #202 on: August 20, 2010, 10:50:41 AM »
i hate it when youtube videos that are parodys say in the title "Parody of..."  or "Spoof"..   
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #203 on: August 20, 2010, 11:43:51 AM »
Here are a few good ones:

-People who pretend to be down to do something but then ignore your phone calls - its like if you're not interested in doing business/chilling/whatever then fucking say so or at least don't say you are and waste everyone's time.
-Being the one driving to all the spots and waiting 10-20 minutes for your friends to come outside when they know you're on your way.
-Unwanted text messages conversations.
-Being around my father - especially when he's drunk.
-Talking to 5 different customer service people with the bank/cellphone company etc. and getting 5 different fucking answers.
-When someone calls you and then doesn't answer when you call them back 5 seconds later.
-Employers/managers/bosses who use ambiguous or vague language to avoid making promises, and/or immediately go back on any actual promises they mistakingly make.
-People who are down for open bigotry.
-Observing the way humans interact in dance clubs makes me moderately suicidal at times.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #204 on: August 20, 2010, 02:41:13 PM »
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People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
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This drives me insane.

I know man  >:(

Me and my brother share a room.

When he eats it sounds like he's slurping some monster cock or something. He sounds like a damn pig.

I don't want to sound bad for telling people to not eat so loudly, so I usually just put on my headphones and turn up the volume. Or play my guitar and turn the volume up

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #205 on: August 20, 2010, 07:35:20 PM »
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People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
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This drives me insane.
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I know man  >:(

Me and my brother share a room.

When he eats it sounds like he's slurping some monster cock or something. He sounds like a damn pig.

I don't want to sound bad for telling people to not eat so loudly, so I usually just put on my headphones and turn up the volume. Or play my guitar and turn the volume up

this makes me cringe so bad every time especially if you're a guest at someones house and they're the ones doing it.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #206 on: August 20, 2010, 07:44:36 PM »
i have a friend that calls and asks if i wanna hang out. when i say yeah he says "cool! i'll be there in like 5 minutes"
it's usually an hour and a half later when he shows up. sometimes the dickhead doesn't even show up or call back
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #207 on: August 20, 2010, 08:55:23 PM »
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People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
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This drives me insane.
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I know man  >:(

Me and my brother share a room.

When he eats it sounds like he's slurping some monster cock or something. He sounds like a damn pig.

I don't want to sound bad for telling people to not eat so loudly, so I usually just put on my headphones and turn up the volume. Or play my guitar and turn the volume up
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this makes me cringe so bad every time especially if you're a guest at someones house and they're the ones doing it.
This shit makes me see red.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #208 on: August 20, 2010, 10:03:26 PM »
It seriously flicks a switch in my brain and makes me want to start killing.

People who eat with their mouths open are the absolute worst.
I was in a restaurant the other week and there was a woman with her two children literally eating like this guy on the left.


The fact she was a grown ass woman and had children yet still ate like a fucking baby made me want to go over to her table and stab her with my fork  >:(


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #209 on: August 21, 2010, 07:07:11 AM »
i have a friend that calls and asks if i wanna hang out. when i say yeah he says "cool! i'll be there in like 5 minutes"
it's usually an hour and a half later when he shows up. sometimes the dickhead doesn't even show up or call back

i bet you're really stoked to chill with him once you've been waiting 2 hours too!