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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #540 on: August 09, 2016, 08:07:57 PM »

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #541 on: August 10, 2016, 12:34:50 PM »
anyone over the age of 5 that still says liberry instead of library.
i'd like to add escape pronounced as "exscape" and the George W. pronunciation of nuclear ("nuke-you-lar")

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #542 on: August 10, 2016, 12:47:11 PM »
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anyone over the age of 5 that still says liberry instead of library.
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i'd like to add escape pronounced as "exscape" and the George W. pronunciation of nuclear ("nuke-you-lar")

I had a professor at a 4 year university say "expecially."
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #543 on: August 10, 2016, 12:49:33 PM »
When people prepare a meal and just leave a trail of bullshit trash behind.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #544 on: August 10, 2016, 01:08:51 PM »
Bystanders talking to me when I'm skating. Whether you usedta skate or whatever, no you can't 'try my board'. What is the end game to that? Are they gonna land something so tech I'm left scratching my balls in confusion after they return my board?
Are we gonna be lifetime friends?
Keep it moving & I hate shouts of 'kickflip' or 'do an ollie man'. I feel like bill hicks out there

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #545 on: August 10, 2016, 01:11:10 PM »
this fucking no watching embedded youtube links on slap in fullscreen is bunnnk as fuck, haters lol

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #546 on: August 10, 2016, 01:11:38 PM »
Not managing your color space or saving iterations.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #547 on: August 10, 2016, 02:16:42 PM »
Bystanders talking to me when I'm skating. Whether you usedta skate or whatever, no you can't 'try my board'. What is the end game to that? Are they gonna land something so tech I'm left scratching my balls in confusion after they return my board?
Are we gonna be lifetime friends?
Keep it moving & I hate shouts of 'kickflip' or 'do an ollie man'. I feel like bill hicks out there

i second this, it's like wtf man? do you see a playstation controller plugged into my neck like im neo?
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #548 on: August 10, 2016, 06:04:12 PM »
Bystanders talking to me when I'm skating. Whether you usedta skate or whatever, no you can't 'try my board'. What is the end game to that? Are they gonna land something so tech I'm left scratching my balls in confusion after they return my board?
Are we gonna be lifetime friends?
Keep it moving & I hate shouts of 'kickflip' or 'do an ollie man'. I feel like bill hicks out there

Stories like that are a dime a dozen, I know, but once there was a guy in my local spot (old train station) who "used to skate, brah" and who asked me for my board for auld lang syne. Could barely roll on it, but he would bust nollie hard heels like it was no thing, landing really sketchy but managing it nonetheless. He did it three times then went back to whatever he was doing. He was wearing running shoes, too.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #549 on: August 10, 2016, 07:07:26 PM »
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anyone over the age of 5 that still says liberry instead of library.
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i'd like to add escape pronounced as "exscape" and the George W. pronunciation of nuclear ("nuke-you-lar")
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I had a professor at a 4 year university say "expecially."

Can't forget the ones who say supozubly instead of supposedly.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #550 on: August 11, 2016, 11:57:24 AM »
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Bystanders talking to me when I'm skating. Whether you usedta skate or whatever, no you can't 'try my board'. What is the end game to that? Are they gonna land something so tech I'm left scratching my balls in confusion after they return my board?
Are we gonna be lifetime friends?
Keep it moving & I hate shouts of 'kickflip' or 'do an ollie man'. I feel like bill hicks out there
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Stories like that are a dime a dozen, I know, but once there was a guy in my local spot (old train station) who "used to skate, brah" and who asked me for my board for auld lang syne. Could barely roll on it, but he would bust nollie hard heels like it was no thing, landing really sketchy but managing it nonetheless. He did it three times then went back to whatever he was doing. He was wearing running shoes, too.

One time, me and some homies were skating downtown, and there was a group of girls/guys. I skated by and one of the dudes yelled "do a kickflip" trying to seem all tough in front of his lady friends. I did a kickflip and skated off as the girls screamed. Needless to say, I'm the best skateboarder ever and all the girls want me..

Jk, but it was pretty awesome not fall cause I've always wanted to do a kickflip when some dumbass demands it like that

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #551 on: August 11, 2016, 03:15:03 PM »
I usedta kindly oblige in the 90s when a positive heckle was rare. Now everyone on skating's nuts & I for one can't handle positivity.
I could draw a time line
'Skater fag' begets
'Skate or die' begets
'Do a 900' begets
'Do a kickflip/ollie  dog'

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #552 on: August 11, 2016, 08:11:33 PM »
Some security guard in claremont recently told me if I had a cab flip on flat he would give me five more minutes.
I had to go home feeling like a bitch.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #553 on: August 12, 2016, 02:43:57 PM »
All of my coffee making friends who think its cool and edgy to wipe their hands on their skinny jeans. Apparently side towels are for suckers.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #554 on: August 12, 2016, 03:22:39 PM »
anyone who tries to get on the elevator before letting everyone off.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #555 on: August 12, 2016, 07:58:49 PM »
People on facebook who post sobriety shit daily is even a buzzkill for me 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #556 on: August 12, 2016, 09:22:12 PM »
when people bring an entire full ass shopping cart to the self check out instead of going to a line and holding up everybody.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #557 on: August 13, 2016, 07:59:38 AM »
when people bring an entire full ass shopping cart to the self check out instead of going to a line and holding up everybody.


I wouldn't call this a pet peeve for me but I do always wonder, "what the fuck are you doing?". There is no way it's faster to checkout with 10+ items by yourself.
We all know you have two sexy anthropomorphic wolves who buttfuck each other on the bottom of your board.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #558 on: August 13, 2016, 10:58:20 AM »
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when people bring an entire full ass shopping cart to the self check out instead of going to a line and holding up everybody.
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I wouldn't call this a pet peeve for me but I do always wonder, "what the fuck are you doing?". There is no way it's faster to checkout with 10+ items by yourself.

I don't use those things on principle. Greedy corpo job killers.

Speaking of check out lines, people who move from lane to lane trying to figure out which one might be faster. Also people who do multiple transactions, ala "I'll pay for this separately."
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #559 on: August 13, 2016, 11:06:38 AM »
People who read when they are walking down the street.  I've never been so tempted to trip someone.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #560 on: August 14, 2016, 12:37:17 PM »
Fuckers who refuse to put their weights back at the gym. I was about to fight a cunt, but had to settle down because I can't even imagine getting kicked out of my gym. It has nothing to do with price or location, just plain old OCD.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #561 on: August 14, 2016, 12:46:07 PM »
sincerely thanking god for anything. #blessed

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #562 on: August 15, 2016, 02:18:32 PM »
People on facebook who post sobriety shit daily is even a buzzkill for me 

I mean, that's a hard one

I have a friend who is trying to get sober right now and he posts some shit, I'm happy for him

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #563 on: August 15, 2016, 10:45:26 PM »
I work for the Forest Service, and my biggest pet peeve right now is assholes who leave their bags of trash on the side of the road. I'm sure someone will come pick it  up right?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #564 on: August 16, 2016, 11:17:47 AM »
did you pick it up?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #565 on: August 17, 2016, 02:53:01 PM »
people that suck in air between every sentence. i just noticed robin quivers does it constantly when she reads the news and it's annoying the fuck out of me

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #566 on: August 17, 2016, 07:24:33 PM »
people that suck in air between every sentence. i just noticed robin quivers does it constantly when she reads the news and it's annoying the fuck out of me

*I move away from the mic to breath in

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #567 on: August 17, 2016, 07:38:41 PM »
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people that suck in air between every sentence. i just noticed robin quivers does it constantly when she reads the news and it's annoying the fuck out of me
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*I move away from the mic to breath in
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #568 on: August 17, 2016, 08:43:44 PM »
people who bite forks when they eat

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #569 on: August 22, 2016, 08:40:17 PM »
people's pocketing lighters...Fuck people.