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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #600 on: September 10, 2016, 01:01:29 AM »
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I work for the Forest Service, and my biggest pet peeve right now is assholes who leave their bags of trash on the side of the road. I'm sure someone will come pick it  up right?
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How did you get a job with the forest service?
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https://www.usajobs.gov/

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #601 on: September 10, 2016, 01:08:03 PM »
Most aren't.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #602 on: September 13, 2016, 02:01:46 PM »
People that don't carry cash! Don't know if they think they are super cool with their cards or something but most of the time it is just an excuse to be tight. Getting a spot off someone because an ice cream van or something doesn't take cards. They are also the most likely people to stiff a waiter or a cab driver for a tip.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #603 on: September 13, 2016, 02:48:16 PM »
when my peener dips in the toilet water when I'm pooping

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #604 on: September 14, 2016, 04:43:37 PM »
People that don't carry cash! Don't know if they think they are super cool with their cards or something but most of the time it is just an excuse to be tight. Getting a spot off someone because an ice cream van or something doesn't take cards. They are also the most likely people to stiff a waiter or a cab driver for a tip.

Huh? I don't carry cash because its a hassle to go to an ATM and get it. Also much better to just cancel your cards or report fraud if you lose your wallet than to also be out whatever money you had in there.

And if anything it makes tipping easier cause you can just write the exact amount on the receipt. Like if I pay $10 for food out of a $20 bill and get a $10 bill back, either I don't tip or I have to fuckin go up to the register, give them the 10, and ask for just $8 back. With a card I can just tip $2 no problem.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #605 on: September 15, 2016, 04:29:01 AM »



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People that don't carry cash! Don't know if they think they are super cool with their cards or something but most of the time it is just an excuse to be tight. Getting a spot off someone because an ice cream van or something doesn't take cards. They are also the most likely people to stiff a waiter or a cab driver for a tip.
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Huh? I don't carry cash because its a hassle to go to an ATM and get it. Also much better to just cancel your cards or report fraud if you lose your wallet than to also be out whatever money you had in there.

And if anything it makes tipping easier cause you can just write the exact amount on the receipt. Like if I pay $10 for food out of a $20 bill and get a $10 bill back, either I don't tip or I have to fuckin go up to the register, give them the 10, and ask for just $8 back. With a card I can just tip $2 no problem.

-Going to an atm 2-3 times a week is not a big hassle. You'll likely pass them all the time in your daily life

-Don't lose your wallet

-The person receiving said tip is more likely to receive it if it is cash.

-When the person takes the check and money away just say "Please bring me $8 back". They will know what you are doing.

-Don't be the person that hits up other people for a loan when you are at a small restaurant/cafe that doesn't take card because "I don't carry cash bro". You will be that guy. I don't know how old you are but in certain company you will look like goon. Or is you are younger and they are not willing to stand you you will have to trail to a atm.

Obviously for larger payment cards can make sense sometimes. I just think the sensible thing for most adults to do is carry $50-$300 cash AND their cards. I don't understand this weird mission not to carry cash.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #606 on: September 15, 2016, 05:55:30 AM »
I don't carry cash because it's 2016. Sounds like you're just friends with poor lazy dipshits.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #607 on: September 15, 2016, 06:26:12 AM »
the only time i carry cash is if im going out of town, if im going to a place i know that im going to be tipping a lot (bars, concerts, sporting events), or places i know that dont except cards. its not that hard to figure it out ahead of time whether or not you're going to need cash. otherwise, its all cards for me. i dont even have a real wallet, its juts a small card holder.

the thing i hate is atms that charge you fees for withdrawals. theres is no way in hell im paying a fee for money that is mine. 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #608 on: September 15, 2016, 02:14:57 PM »
I don't carry cash because it's 2016. Sounds like you're just friends with poor lazy dipshits.

Only one of my friends is most are great. I'm not against cards just people who don't carry cash. Despite the fact it is 2016 not even close to 100% of places take cards. There is also the fact you're spending history is completely traceable by the government or whoever else, that may not bother you though. I gamble a fair bit so I like to have cash ready to weigh people in if needed. You don't need to have your whole bank account with just $30-$40. I just think people that have this weird pride in not carrying cash are generally kooks or tight. Where as most of the really good, stand-up people I know keep a few notes handy for any eventuality.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #609 on: September 16, 2016, 12:09:49 PM »
Dude. I work in wild land fire. I go to some of the most remote places there are in this country. Everyone has the ability to take a card.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #610 on: September 16, 2016, 12:21:54 PM »
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I don't carry cash because it's 2016. Sounds like you're just friends with poor lazy dipshits.
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Only one of my friends is most are great. I'm not against cards just people who don't carry cash. Despite the fact it is 2016 not even close to 100% of places take cards. There is also the fact you're spending history is completely traceable by the government or whoever else, that may not bother you though. I gamble a fair bit so I like to have cash ready to weigh people in if needed. You don't need to have your whole bank account with just $30-$40. I just think people that have this weird pride in not carrying cash are generally kooks or tight. Where as most of the really good, stand-up people I know keep a few notes handy for any eventuality.

Oh, yes! The government cannot wait to get their hands on those juicy millions of grocery store transactions.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #611 on: September 16, 2016, 12:29:27 PM »
you mean the hot dog venders in nyc been hiding their card readers this whole time?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #612 on: September 16, 2016, 12:30:00 PM »
I like to have $20-$40 cash on me, just in case. I don't really handle the money in the house so it's nice to not get grilled about why I spent $12 at Burger King 2 days in a row...
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #613 on: September 16, 2016, 12:36:17 PM »
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I don't carry cash because it's 2016. Sounds like you're just friends with poor lazy dipshits.
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Only one of my friends is most are great. I'm not against cards just people who don't carry cash. Despite the fact it is 2016 not even close to 100% of places take cards. There is also the fact you're spending history is completely traceable by the government or whoever else, that may not bother you though. I gamble a fair bit so I like to have cash ready to weigh people in if needed. You don't need to have your whole bank account with just $30-$40. I just think people that have this weird pride in not carrying cash are generally kooks or tight. Where as most of the really good, stand-up people I know keep a few notes handy for any eventuality.
How often do those fucking machines go down? You got 3 people infront of the grocery store telling everyone cash only, or that printout at the drive thru window. Cards are pushed on us because you spend more with the convenience.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #614 on: September 16, 2016, 12:37:07 PM »
going to see if my card fits in the parking meter.


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #615 on: September 16, 2016, 12:43:19 PM »
going to try to hand my drug dealer american express.


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #616 on: September 16, 2016, 12:46:21 PM »
does she swipe it in......her vaj?


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #617 on: September 16, 2016, 12:48:50 PM »
mrs. smith's garage sale takes plastic?


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #618 on: September 16, 2016, 12:51:53 PM »
going to see if my card fits in the parking meter.



Yo these take cards now

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #619 on: September 16, 2016, 12:55:45 PM »
does she swipe it in......her vaj?



I think you have to insert your chip

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #620 on: September 16, 2016, 12:57:04 PM »
Okay for real when's the last time one of you bought parking or a hot dog? Did you not see either of these things?





They're everywhere. More common than not.

And if your drug dealer doesn't accept paypal you should trade up.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #621 on: September 16, 2016, 12:57:23 PM »
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going to see if my card fits in the parking meter.


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Yo these take cards now


only some do

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I think you have to insert your chip

don't wanna catch the hiv.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #622 on: September 16, 2016, 12:58:01 PM »
I like to have $20-$40 cash on me, just in case. I don't really handle the money in the house so it's nice to not get grilled about why I spent $12 at Burger King 2 days in a row...

damn dude what are you ordering?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #623 on: September 16, 2016, 12:59:45 PM »
Okay for real when's the last time one of you bought parking or a hot dog? Did you not see either of these things?





They're everywhere. More common than not.

And if your drug dealer doesn't accept paypal you should trade up.

i guess nyc is behind on the street vendor thing. plenty of nearby nyc outskirts don't have parking meters that take card. and good thing i don't do drugs. pay pal'ing the drug dealer would make things much to easy for the dea.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #624 on: September 16, 2016, 01:05:53 PM »
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Okay for real when's the last time one of you bought parking or a hot dog? Did you not see either of these things?





They're everywhere. More common than not.

And if your drug dealer doesn't accept paypal you should trade up.
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i guess nyc is behind on the street vendor thing. plenty of nearby nyc outskirts don't have parking meters that take card. and good thing i don't do drugs. pay pal'ing the drug dealer would make things much to easy for the dea.

The DEA doesn't give a shit about any of us they wouldn't even approve overtime to investigate some guy smoking weed in his living room.

NYC is leading the charge on "paperless" food vendors. In 2015 alone they pushed out 500 new eco-friendly carts. I bet if you asked any regular hot dog slinger on the street they'd begrudgingly accept a card because they know they'll lose business otherwise.

The new parking meters will make their way to your neighborhood soon enough. As cities privatize their parking authority after seeing how much money it brings in for Philadelphia, they rip out old city owned meters and install these things because they don't require pensions and aren't in a union.

You guys got me on the hookers though. You always want to pay them in cash so you can keep the option of killing them.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #625 on: September 16, 2016, 01:19:07 PM »
the point stands that there are still enough services/vendors that only take cash that the best combo is $50 + card at all times. mrs. smith will thank you.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #626 on: September 16, 2016, 01:23:19 PM »
Just keep a 20 on you fuck it... I just want to mention fuck wallets. I might could go velcro, but no. Ill just pay 15 every 6 mo. for a new license.

I like carry cash though, 1k and up makes you feel kinda safe and ballin.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #627 on: September 16, 2016, 02:53:59 PM »
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I like to have $20-$40 cash on me, just in case. I don't really handle the money in the house so it's nice to not get grilled about why I spent $12 at Burger King 2 days in a row...
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damn dude what are you ordering?
Whatever number the tendercrisp chicken sandwich, with cheese, medium sized, nuggets. I have a night class that runs from 5-8:30 once a week and I can't eat dinner before 5, that's insane. By the time I get out I'm starving and Burger King is down the street. Don't judge me.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #628 on: September 16, 2016, 03:00:26 PM »
Okay for real when's the last time one of you bought parking or a hot dog? Did you not see either of these things?





They're everywhere. More common than not.

And if your drug dealer doesn't accept paypal you should trade up.

Why the fuck would you want to pay your drug dealer via paypal haha

I think you can pay for high end hookers with a card but I'll guess most don't.

Just seems weird you guys are desperate to only carry cards when cash is 100% anywhere outside internet shopping

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #629 on: September 16, 2016, 04:07:32 PM »
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I like to have $20-$40 cash on me, just in case. I don't really handle the money in the house so it's nice to not get grilled about why I spent $12 at Burger King 2 days in a row...
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damn dude what are you ordering?
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Whatever number the tendercrisp chicken sandwich, with cheese, medium sized, nuggets. I have a night class that runs from 5-8:30 once a week and I can't eat dinner before 5, that's insane. By the time I get out I'm starving and Burger King is down the street. Don't judge me.

No judgement, i'm in the same boat with school. My ticket usually only gets up to like 8 or something though