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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #720 on: December 30, 2016, 06:06:30 PM »
The "everything happens for a reason" people. 

No, it doesn't, and you're really really fucking dumb.

hahaa nailed it.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #721 on: December 31, 2016, 09:05:38 AM »
When I don't have someone's number but they have mine so I tell them to text me so I have theirs but instead they tell me their number and tell me to text them. Like you're making it a lot more complicated and I don't even really want your fucking number that bad

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #722 on: December 31, 2016, 12:33:18 PM »
When I don't have someone's number but they have mine so I tell them to text me so I have theirs but instead they tell me their number and tell me to text them. Like you're making it a lot more complicated and I don't even really want your fucking number that bad

You should give your best "I did what I could" shrug, turn around, and never talk to them again.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #723 on: December 31, 2016, 05:52:19 PM »
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When I don't have someone's number but they have mine so I tell them to text me so I have theirs but instead they tell me their number and tell me to text them. Like you're making it a lot more complicated and I don't even really want your fucking number that bad
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You should give your best "I did what I could" shrug, turn around, and never talk to them again.

My old AA sponsor did this. I broke 2 phones in a month (had back ups) and messaged him on facebook and he did this shit every fucking time. Now he's drinking again and paying for hookers apparently. Don't be like this dude people. I don't care if you pay for hookers and a drunk, just don't be an asshole and just text the fucking person when they don't have your number

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #724 on: December 31, 2016, 06:48:36 PM »
I guess the alternative to paying for hookers is not paying for them. But then you'd have to murder them. I'd say he's on a positive life track. All things in perspective.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #725 on: January 01, 2017, 02:34:39 AM »
I guess the alternative to paying for hookers is not paying for them. But then you'd have to murder them. I'd say he's on a positive life track. All things in perspective.

You don't have to murder them. Have you been murdering them? You don't have to do it every time sometimes you can just shoplift.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #726 on: January 01, 2017, 09:50:48 AM »
Ohhhhhhh....

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #727 on: February 28, 2017, 04:20:51 PM »
loud whisperers
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #728 on: March 01, 2017, 09:41:58 AM »
people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #729 on: March 01, 2017, 10:15:36 AM »
People who love skin cancer, and people who don't wash their fish before they cook it.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #730 on: March 01, 2017, 11:09:25 AM »
people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.
You've clearly never been to Australia.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #731 on: March 01, 2017, 11:46:32 AM »
The woman filing her nails on the bus right now is pissing me of. People have no fucking shame in the big city. I've even seen people clipping their nails on public transport.

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« Reply #732 on: March 02, 2017, 07:58:51 AM »
people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.

There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #733 on: March 02, 2017, 08:22:04 AM »
The woman filing her nails on the bus right now is pissing me of. People have no fucking shame in the big city. I've even seen people clipping their nails on public transport.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #734 on: March 02, 2017, 08:45:48 AM »
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people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.
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There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
my troubles is i think people polluting water w/ their skin is disgusting. remove fish from the equation it's still gross.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #735 on: March 02, 2017, 08:53:20 AM »
the last time i went in the ocean, i peed in it.  8)

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #736 on: March 02, 2017, 08:54:22 AM »
AND wore sunscreen.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #737 on: March 02, 2017, 08:57:07 AM »

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #738 on: March 02, 2017, 08:59:04 AM »
Dont worry about them, raw fish got more omegas and shit. Last thing I want to taste is sunscreen when chompin down on a meal.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #739 on: March 02, 2017, 09:52:07 AM »
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people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.
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There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
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my troubles is i think people polluting water w/ their skin is disgusting. remove fish from the equation it's still gross.


Just imagine the giant dumps whales be takin'.  Madd do-do.

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« Reply #740 on: March 02, 2017, 12:19:24 PM »
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people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.
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There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
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my troubles is i think people polluting water w/ their skin is disgusting. remove fish from the equation it's still gross.

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Just imagine the giant dumps whales be takin'.  Madd do-do.

And jizzing and having babies and taking baths and all the aquatic animals who MURDER each other in there

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #741 on: March 02, 2017, 12:22:27 PM »
i love shitting in water, i don't have a problem w/ that. i just think people swimming and all the gunk they put on their skin going into the water is gross. plastic beads are bad too.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #742 on: March 02, 2017, 12:42:35 PM »
Police cars are always painted wrong. They should look like this to increase visibility and avoid confusion.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #743 on: March 02, 2017, 12:50:07 PM »
It's almost like they don't want people to know they're cops sometimes

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #744 on: March 02, 2017, 01:02:00 PM »
If that's the case they should drive an unmarked car, no problem with that. Some random minivans are more visible than cop cars and it's bullshit! Cops are out there to protect and serve the community they should make their presence loud and clear.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #745 on: March 02, 2017, 01:24:00 PM »
What insignificant event happened to you tracer?

 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #746 on: March 02, 2017, 01:51:04 PM »
What insignificant event happened to you tracer?

 
I'm trying to paint these fuckin cars yellow. Are you in or are you out? What are you going to do?

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« Reply #747 on: March 02, 2017, 02:16:36 PM »
I am going to avoid the police, thats what I will do.

I thought you where a ghetto canadian child? You should be able to spot unmarked and blue and whites from long distances and act accordingly to whatever gangster ass canadian situation you are in my dude. You tellin me they got the drop on you? Unforgivable.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #748 on: March 03, 2017, 01:47:08 PM »
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people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.
[close]

There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
[close]
my troubles is i think people polluting water w/ their skin is disgusting. remove fish from the equation it's still gross.

[close]

Just imagine the giant dumps whales be takin'.  Madd do-do.
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And jizzing and having babies and taking baths and all the aquatic animals who MURDER each other in there

Whale cum probably has a pretty high spf when applied directly.


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #749 on: March 03, 2017, 03:24:10 PM »
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people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin.  some of us have to eat out of there.
[close]

There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
[close]
my troubles is i think people polluting water w/ their skin is disgusting. remove fish from the equation it's still gross.

[close]

Just imagine the giant dumps whales be takin'.  Madd do-do.
[close]

And jizzing and having babies and taking baths and all the aquatic animals who MURDER each other in there
[close]

Whale cum probably has a pretty high spf when applied directly.


And, it'll help you pass a drug test.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.