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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1140 on: July 24, 2018, 08:43:23 AM »
In day to day: slow drivers in the left hand lane. Slow drivers merging onto freeways. 35 mph entering a freeway? You're about to cause a tremendous accident. One that I'll probably be involved in because I managed to be behind you. Thanks. Why don't you just stay on the feeder? What are you looking at on your phone that is causing you to slowly creep over into my lane while I'm right there? And more than anything, you honk at these people and they flip YOU off because they have such privilege and entitlement and should be allowed to play on their phones while operating an automobile.

right! but on the flip side of that kind of, people that tailgate you when you're already going 5-10mph over the speed limit, drives me insane. lately it feels like everyone is in such a rush, for no reason, on the road.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1141 on: July 24, 2018, 09:39:47 AM »
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In day to day: slow drivers in the left hand lane. Slow drivers merging onto freeways. 35 mph entering a freeway? You're about to cause a tremendous accident. One that I'll probably be involved in because I managed to be behind you. Thanks. Why don't you just stay on the feeder? What are you looking at on your phone that is causing you to slowly creep over into my lane while I'm right there? And more than anything, you honk at these people and they flip YOU off because they have such privilege and entitlement and should be allowed to play on their phones while operating an automobile.
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right! but on the flip side of that kind of, people that tailgate you when you're already going 5-10mph over the speed limit, drives me insane. lately it feels like everyone is in such a rush, for no reason, on the road.

Seriously! Now, another thing, if the speed limit is 65, and I'm in the left lane going maybe 77 or some shit, plenty fast enough, right, and here comes some doosh going about 83? Use that precious little extra speed to carry your ass right on around me and into the next universe and beyond, don't tailgate me, and especially for fucks sake don't flash your high beams. I'll never move over then.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1142 on: July 24, 2018, 09:56:20 AM »
You should only be in the left lane if you are the fastest guy on the road. The second someone’s coming up behind you faster, get the fuck over.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1143 on: August 28, 2018, 04:39:31 PM »
people that speak or text in military time

chicks that wear super long basketball shorts (you look lesbian)
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1144 on: August 29, 2018, 07:27:33 AM »
You should only be in the left lane if you are the fastest guy on the road. The second someone’s coming up behind you faster, get the fuck over.

this. and if you're going to pass someone, don't take two miles to do it. smash the gas and get back over because im trying to be the fastest guy on the road and you're in my way.

lately whats been pissing me off is old dudes saying "rock and roll is dead" or "there hasn't been good music since i was a kid". there is tons of good music being made right now and its easier to find and listen to than ever.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1145 on: August 29, 2018, 08:53:51 AM »
people that speak or text in military time


It's a 24 hour clock, and it's way more practical than the 12 hour clock.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1146 on: August 29, 2018, 09:53:50 AM »
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1147 on: August 29, 2018, 10:36:25 AM »
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people that speak or text in military time


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It's a 24 hour clock, and it's way more practical than the 12 hour clock.

do you say “copy that” too
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1148 on: August 29, 2018, 10:41:28 AM »
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You should only be in the left lane if you are the fastest guy on the road. The second someone’s coming up behind you faster, get the fuck over.
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this. and if you're going to pass someone, don't take two miles to do it. smash the gas and get back over because im trying to be the fastest guy on the road and you're in my way.

lately whats been pissing me off is old dudes saying "rock and roll is dead" or "there hasn't been good music since i was a kid". there is tons of good music being made right now and its easier to find and listen to than ever.

I almost posted a driving list here but didn’t. since the ball is rolling. people who:
-merge onto the freeway about 20 mph below freeway speed
-are obviously doing something on their phone and drive all slow and erratically
-walk down the middle of the parking lot really fucking slowly and don’t move when a car is coming; you just drove here too - move to the side
-tailgate on the freeway when you’re in the middle or right lane and going at or even above the speed limit
-and a bunch more I’ll spare you guys

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« Reply #1149 on: August 29, 2018, 10:41:52 AM »
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You should only be in the left lane if you are the fastest guy on the road. The second someone’s coming up behind you faster, get the fuck over.
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this. and if you're going to pass someone, don't take two miles to do it. smash the gas and get back over because im trying to be the fastest guy on the road and you're in my way.

lately whats been pissing me off is old dudes saying "rock and roll is dead" or "there hasn't been good music since i was a kid". there is tons of good music being made right now and its easier to find and listen to than ever.

Same, except it's older hip hop fans bitching and moaning constantly about "mumble rappers" and "bars and lyricism". Just admit you haven't listened to anything new since you were in high school

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1150 on: August 29, 2018, 10:50:18 AM »
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You should only be in the left lane if you are the fastest guy on the road. The second someone’s coming up behind you faster, get the fuck over.
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this. and if you're going to pass someone, don't take two miles to do it. smash the gas and get back over because im trying to be the fastest guy on the road and you're in my way.

lately whats been pissing me off is old dudes saying "rock and roll is dead" or "there hasn't been good music since i was a kid". there is tons of good music being made right now and its easier to find and listen to than ever.
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Same, except it's older hip hop fans bitching and moaning constantly about "mumble rappers" and "bars and lyricism". Just admit you haven't listened to anything new since you were in high school

yep, same thing applies. pick any era and im sure there was just as many garbage artists back then as there are now. same can be said about good ones. it all boils down to how active of a listener you are.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1151 on: August 29, 2018, 01:58:58 PM »
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people that speak or text in military time


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It's a 24 hour clock, and it's way more practical than the 12 hour clock.
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do you say “copy that” too
Yes, because fire fighting.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1152 on: August 29, 2018, 02:05:59 PM »
Ill call Denny’s and make a reservation for oh nine hundred on Veterans Day.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1153 on: August 29, 2018, 02:06:07 PM »
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It's a 24 hour clock, and it's way more practical than the 12 hour clock.
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do you say “copy that” too
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Yes, because fire fighting.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1154 on: August 30, 2018, 02:01:41 PM »
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people that speak or text in military time


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It's a 24 hour clock, and it's way more practical than the 12 hour clock.
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do you say “copy that” too
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Yes, because fire fighting.
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errrrogeroger
My pet peeve is people saying roger on the radio.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1155 on: August 30, 2018, 02:04:11 PM »
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people that speak or text in military time


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It's a 24 hour clock, and it's way more practical than the 12 hour clock.
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do you say “copy that” too
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Yes, because fire fighting.
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errrrogeroger
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My pet peeve is people saying roger on the radio.

you would have a cb
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1156 on: August 30, 2018, 02:08:10 PM »
I don't have a cb.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1157 on: August 30, 2018, 02:36:37 PM »
But you would

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1158 on: August 30, 2018, 06:23:57 PM »
Negative.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1159 on: September 18, 2018, 11:17:58 AM »
the glass salesman at the car wash
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1160 on: September 19, 2018, 02:53:12 PM »
any use of the term "adulting"

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1161 on: October 18, 2018, 10:58:51 AM »
people who can’t stop talking or telling stories

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1162 on: October 18, 2018, 12:47:44 PM »
Passive aggressive know-it-alls.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1163 on: October 19, 2018, 11:27:24 AM »
just saw a guy wearing a long sleeve shirt that had a hoodie on it so that
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1164 on: October 19, 2018, 06:27:11 PM »
Passive aggressive know-it-alls.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1165 on: October 19, 2018, 09:59:07 PM »
when someone assumes you’re “offended” because you don’t find their jokes funny. no, you’re not some badass rebel telling revolutionary jokes and I’m not offended. you’re just not funny.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1166 on: October 21, 2018, 12:08:22 AM »
Doug Benson's existence. Just his whole fucking deal.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1167 on: October 21, 2018, 05:35:20 AM »
Doug Benson's existence. Just his whole fucking deal.

Fuck Doug Benson. Did you know he is 54 years old? Makes me like him less.

just saw a guy wearing a long sleeve shirt that had a hoodie on it so that

It had a print of a hoodie on it or it was a hooded t shirt? Big difference though both are awful.

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« Reply #1168 on: October 21, 2018, 05:59:10 AM »
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Doug Benson's existence. Just his whole fucking deal.
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Fuck Doug Benson. Did you know he is 54 years old? Makes me like him less.

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just saw a guy wearing a long sleeve shirt that had a hoodie on it so that
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It had a print of a hoodie on it or it was a hooded t shirt? Big difference though both are awful.

Doug Benson tells the same jokes over and over and they suck ass.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #1169 on: October 21, 2018, 07:36:28 AM »
I know, it's crazy he's in his mid 50s. And still running around with his hooded sweatshirt zipped up a quarter of the way, it's embarrassing.
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He didn't even start smoking weed until he was almost 30, and then just decided to make that his whole schtick.