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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2009, 05:17:20 AM »
wind
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dumb people
stupid people
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Bitches call me pussy, the horse filler.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2009, 05:57:38 AM »
haters, pessimism
« Last Edit: July 04, 2010, 01:40:07 PM by Watcho80 »

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2009, 06:40:20 AM »

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2009, 12:59:41 PM »
Wayfarers

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #34 on: March 23, 2009, 05:14:55 PM »
When people over hype themselves/take themselves too seriously
anyone who preaches about their faith or religion
people who only want to film when they skate
when people ride my ass while im driving(bothers me so damn much)
when im hungry but undecided on what to eat
When people have that horrible stale smoke smell on them after they smoke a cig(or when people smoke next to me)
people who only talk about getting drunk
anyone who constantly talks about how much pussy they get


I really could go on and on, a lot of shit bothers me.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #35 on: March 23, 2009, 05:18:09 PM »
people with blatant ignorance and miseducation with no regards to "fixing" their "problem"
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #36 on: May 04, 2009, 03:32:07 PM »
Wayfarers
Haha, I can fully understand being sick of seeing them.  I just think they're the only shades that don't look dorky on me.  Know what grinds my gears?..

When people make "gangsta" comments about my rolled up right pant leg. Do you not see the bike helmet in my hand? Have you even seen anyone, aside from cyclists, roll up ONE pant leg since 1993? I bet if I walked around with greasy pants you'd make a stupid joke too.

Actually there's only been one dude to make this crack, but I work with him and he's said it 10 times already. He also thinks skateboarders = punks... even though I'm the only skater he knows and I'm just an emo pothead who sings songs sang by girls.


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #37 on: May 04, 2009, 03:47:17 PM »

-my hair touching my neck when i take a shit. weirds me out.


what the fuck is wrong with you?


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #38 on: May 04, 2009, 03:56:54 PM »

-my hair touching my neck when i take a shit. weirds me out.


what the fuck is wrong with you?



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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #39 on: May 04, 2009, 04:50:36 PM »
Wayfarers
Haha, I can fully understand being sick of seeing them.  I just think they're the only shades that don't look dorky on me.  Know what grinds my gears?..
It just bothers me when I see kids at the park with them. I guess it is more of a hipster thing. However, if you want Wayfarers, get the legit ones, which are Ray-Ban's because they do not look like shit. However, most people cannot afford to pay $100+ for sunglasses.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #40 on: May 04, 2009, 05:44:46 PM »
"I have to go to the atm machine"

Oh really you dumb bitch? The automated teller machine machine

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #41 on: May 04, 2009, 06:35:23 PM »
Tonight: Cloudy with a few showers. Low near 50F. Winds N at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 30%.
Tomorrow: Considerable cloudiness. Occasional rain showers in the afternoon. High 69F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 40%.
Tomorrow night: Overcast with rain showers at times. Low 51F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 60%.
Wednesday: Overcast with showers at times. High 72F. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 40%.
Thursday: Chance of showers. Highs in the low 70s and lows in the low 60s.
Friday: A few thunderstorms possible. Highs in the low 80s and lows in the upper 50s.
 
this is not good. FML this week

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #42 on: May 04, 2009, 06:37:42 PM »
"I have to go to the atm machine"

Oh really you dumb bitch? The automated teller machine machine

Hahaha!  This made me laugh really hard.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #43 on: May 04, 2009, 08:28:27 PM »
I don't have pet peeves, shit pisses me off instead.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #44 on: May 04, 2009, 08:48:54 PM »
pretty much anyone who's driving a car other than me. several times a day i feel the urge to stop my car and kick in a window.
She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #45 on: May 04, 2009, 09:01:28 PM »
noticing out of the corner of your eye that someone is staring at you, but they look away when you turn your head. after a few times i want to go over and shake the person

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #46 on: May 04, 2009, 10:08:09 PM »
people gettin bummed when asked to share
when in a skate video some one is skating a line and then they push like theyre going to continue their line and it just cuts

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #47 on: May 04, 2009, 10:24:33 PM »
pepsi

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #48 on: May 05, 2009, 01:35:38 AM »
fat people who've "totally tried everything to lose weight, but it's just genetic/i'm big boned" but by some mysterious coincidence everything they eat is fried.

obnoxious dog people - like your fucking rottweiler jumps out and almost bites my dick off, and you just laugh b/c "isn't scruffy just the cutest?"  bitch, i didn't sign up for your gay dog getting in my space.  control your fucking animal.  same goes for kooks bringing their dog to the skatepark.  i know there have to be some of you on here.  fuck you.  i hate you.

old people always winning the lottery and still keeping their door greeter job at wall-mart - can someone please win for once who'll actually enjoy the money?  fuck.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #49 on: May 05, 2009, 01:45:21 AM »
fml, epic win/fail/lose/die
non-signalers, stupid signalers, stupid parkers, stupid bikers
people who do a presentation and end with: "Uhh... and that's it" and laughs like it's really funny, people who decide to continue spinning/moving around in their seats even though they know it's making the sound of wretches or something (same with knee shakers that make some annoying sound but refuse to stop)
fasssssasdas
LUTZKA SUCKED HIS OWN DICK OFF
NOW HIS PUSSY IS 120 GRIT SOFT
I PEELED THAT NIGGAS SKIN OFF LIKE GRIPTAPE
ALIEN UNDERNEATH, EXPLODED JIZZ IN HIS BITCH'S FACE!

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #50 on: May 05, 2009, 05:36:10 AM »
hypocrites

people who talk loud to start a story and get the attention to them

when someone pretends not to see you, and then does the ol' "ohhh heyyy", fuck off with that


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #51 on: May 05, 2009, 07:57:40 AM »
People driving slow in the fast lane, from granny to truck drivers.
People that are loud or fucking with their phones in movie theaters. I've nearly gotten into fights because of assholes with no movie theater etiquette. Anyway, I don't go to theaters anymore. I let shit escalate until it's ruined for everyone.
Super petty: when people confuse "lose" and "loose" and their variants (loser, looser, etc). That particular mixup makes me stop for a second every time I see it unlike other spelling/grammar mistakes that I see. I'm not a grammar nazi, nor do I call anyone out on it because it's so common, it just makes me stumble when I'm reading for some reason.
Chanel: There's a lady at work that wears this, and I only know that's what it is because she wears a lot of it and one of my co-geeks at work knows for sure that that's the scent. The shit doesn't smell like perfume to me, it smells like some sort of industrial strength hospital sanitizer... like that's what those little red biohazard trashcans at the Dr's office should smell like. I shit you not, you can track this woman down in the labyrinth of my office just be smelling. Shit gives me knife-like headaches.
People telling other people they need to "work on their style" in reference to skateboarding. That's just stupid... you don't force style, style is something that you just have, whether it's sketchy or buttery.
People at red lights that stop two car lengths away from the car in front of them (not counting people that stop to prevent blocking parking lot/drive through entrances). Whenever someone in the other lane does that, I try to get my car in front of it even if I don't need to be in that lane, fucking assholes. 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #52 on: May 05, 2009, 08:25:21 AM »
people who don't curb their dogs...its fine you want to have a pet but why do i have to deal with its shit?
broke people that want to hangout...if you're broke just stay home.
messy people in my apartment...i'm not your mom/dad so clean your own shit up.
people who drive by me 100mph so they can get to a red light faster...whats the point?
people who honk at me when i'm on the other side of the street...i want to kill these drivers.
 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #53 on: May 05, 2009, 12:45:56 PM »
kids at the park who land the trick i'm trying then beam me and give me the "i landed is first i'm better than you" look
people with shitty jailhouse tattoos begging me to let them tattoo me.
people with shitty jailhouse tattoos who think we have something in common because i have tattoos
emo/hispster/scene whatever you call em kids thinking we have something in common because i have both sides of my lip pierced.
that asshole in my math class who never pays attention and talks to me the whole time. goddamnit i'm trying to learn leave me alone.
my ex-girlfriends best friend who always trys to start more shit

i could go on forever


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #54 on: May 05, 2009, 01:33:43 PM »
Those are your pet peeves?
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #55 on: May 05, 2009, 02:36:27 PM »
just some of the most recent ones


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #56 on: May 05, 2009, 04:58:27 PM »
broke people that want to hangout...if you're broke just stay home.


whoa cool bro you must be a hella nice bro to treat your bros like that bro.

what, too high and mighty to lend a nigga a buck?

fuck you.  stingy assholes are my pet peeve. that, and taking up 2 parking spaces with a normal/small car.
She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #57 on: May 05, 2009, 05:12:23 PM »
that god forsaken lizard king account

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #58 on: May 06, 2009, 03:39:31 AM »
i love this thread
would you rather hear "woo" from the omar salazar pack? i wouldn't. their "yeahs" are genuine, and cool. "yeah" has been the battle cry of skaters for as long as i can remember.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #59 on: May 06, 2009, 06:05:09 AM »
- people who try to give pretentious pronunciations to their common ass name
- people who try to cut in traffic but suck at it and end up sitting at a dead stop on the freeway with their blinker on causing a traffic jam. if you turn on your blinker when trying to cut, you've already fucked up dumb ass. isn't it obvious that you shouldn't give people a heads up that your about to cut infront of them? i mean come on.
- people who introduce them self with first name, last name and a firm handshake. like i'm even going to remember your first name.
- kids who film at the park and then post up in the middle of the course to review footage
- people who bitch about bad luck but are really just unorganized
- service people who don't pay attention so you have to repeat everything to them over and over again. i've actually written stuff down for people before to break this cycle.
- mongo pushers