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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #60 on: May 06, 2009, 06:16:56 AM »
impatience, the word chill, stingy people, complainers, asian children, those who live scared, god over science.
boyfriends' that mug around hoping someone is staring at their girl for confrontation.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #61 on: May 06, 2009, 06:19:18 AM »

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« Reply #62 on: May 06, 2009, 06:21:38 AM »
you may blossom into wonderful adults, but as children, you fucking shout in this unusually irritating tone and cause panic.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #63 on: May 06, 2009, 07:43:35 AM »
people asking about my "ink" or "TaTtz", fuck off they're called tattoos.
flatspots
little kid beamers, little kids in general for that matter
breaking in shoes, board, or trucks

i know theres more too

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #64 on: May 06, 2009, 07:48:04 AM »
elevators, holy fuck how i hate riding in elevators and the assholes who try and start conversations with you in there

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #65 on: May 06, 2009, 08:13:10 AM »
broke people that want to hangout...if you're broke just stay home.

whoa cool bro you must be a hella nice bro to treat your bros like that bro.

what, too high and mighty to lend a nigga a buck?

fuck you.  stingy assholes are my pet peeve. that, and taking up 2 parking spaces with a normal/small car.

whoa bro, you must be one helluva bro claiming you're broke all the time and having the rest of your bros pay your way, bro.
 
theres nothing worse than a beggar who calls people cheap.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #66 on: May 06, 2009, 08:46:25 AM »
what kind of self-respecting, grown man would use the word stingy. seems to imply that you mooch

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #67 on: May 06, 2009, 12:15:37 PM »
the word "stoops", loud people, uninteresting weed people, rambling drunks.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #68 on: May 06, 2009, 12:27:30 PM »
kids who learned how to speak english from the berrics
dudes who put on a really gay voice when talking to their grandma or girlfriend

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #69 on: May 06, 2009, 12:47:38 PM »
People who always tell me my taste in music sucks but jump at the opportunity to go through my iPod and listen to it, only to shit talk the music right after

Whenever people send one word replies via text messages.

Almost everything girls do.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #70 on: May 30, 2010, 11:29:35 AM »
just little things that piss you off.

People that can't spell well.
dust
toilets that aren't flushed. 

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #71 on: May 30, 2010, 11:38:34 AM »
the sound of people packing cigarettes.
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then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #72 on: May 30, 2010, 12:26:45 PM »
when people eat something and you can hear every single chew, crunch, slurp, and gulp

and i absolutely hate it when someone snaps and screams at you, and later on they act like nothing happened at all, trying to be cool with you again.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #73 on: May 30, 2010, 12:38:22 PM »
lack of turn signal use.
bikes at the skatepark.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #74 on: May 30, 2010, 12:42:35 PM »
When I kick in some motherfuckers door, catch him getting dome from a 7 year-old, and they pretend they don't know who I am, or why I've got a camera crew filming them.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #75 on: May 30, 2010, 12:44:03 PM »
Fatasses who take the elevator to go up/down a single floor.

Slow cars in the far left lane.

Old people driving cars in general.


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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #76 on: May 30, 2010, 04:33:44 PM »
I have too many of them, but people who type "defiantly" instead of "definitely". Two different words.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #77 on: May 30, 2010, 05:28:30 PM »
girls that wear sunglasses all the time, especially those big bug-eyed kind.
  Oh man I hate those.  It's pure false advertising.  Most of the time they look hot until they take them off and you realize they were hiding their ugly face.  Same with push up bras....such a let down when you finally get the girl to take it off.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #78 on: May 30, 2010, 05:32:04 PM »
lack of turn signal use.
bikes at the skatepark.


And when people drive for miles with their turn signal on and you are behind them waiting for them to get over.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #79 on: May 30, 2010, 05:46:23 PM »
- Drivers who although there is a warning saying "Right Lane Closed 500 feet" plus a line of cars they insist on speeding right up to where you literally can not go any farther in that lane and then assume somebody has to let them over.
- When my door is closed someone comes in and then leaves and does not close it back.
- When someone leaves the very last bit of something like say cereal or milk and you're left in a Craig situation from the movie Friday.
- Girls
- Children
- Birds
- Getting ready to pop for a trick and realizing my board is backwards it throws me off.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #80 on: May 30, 2010, 05:53:25 PM »
- people who bite your tricks
- overuse of the words buttery, steez and homie
- small talk
- annoying hipsterfags who are worse than girls and gear check constantly
- girls with too much vanity

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #81 on: May 30, 2010, 06:06:32 PM »
Lots to list but this is all I can think of right now
-people who drag their feet, walk pigeon toed or duck footed
-text measaging, fucking just call someone
-cellphones in general and peoples reliance on them, house phones are just fine
-when people say "that's jokes" insted of "that's funny"
-people who don't understnd when to use "your" and "you're"
-when I'm on the streetcar/bus/train and there's a free seat beside me and another one row infront of me and someone I don't know chooses to sit next to me when I've got my backpack on that seat
-the current popular uses for the words win, fail, epic and true
-family guy and it's horribly constructed plots
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #82 on: May 30, 2010, 06:26:34 PM »
my cat is named peeves.

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #83 on: May 30, 2010, 09:02:46 PM »
is it really? cause i also named my cat peeves
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #84 on: May 30, 2010, 09:04:22 PM »
raw cotton, i.e. cotton balls.  the way it feels, the way it sort of squeaks....i want to barf.  although this isn't quite a pet peeve, more of a weird reaction.

apostrophe misuse.  people who think pluralized words require one for some reason, or when one is just thrown in there for some reason.  it's sad that the public school system has failed people so much.

people who text all the time, or text while you're having a conversation.  die.

people faking their 5-0s to fakie by putting their front wheels down.  people doing fake hardflips (pressure flips) and then insisting they do it correctly.

pompous assholes who only talk about what sort of music/books/movies/art they like.  this is prevalent in circles of writers, film students, etc.  they'll ask, "what sort of ___ do you like?  oh, i like that.  i like ____ and ____ that they did the most. do you like ______?"  these conversations  are so these people can show how cultured they are and how much they know about a given subject.  fuck you.

i'm a writer.  when people find this out, they ask, "what do you write about?"

girls who smell bad.  not just vaginally, in general.

people, basically.

i have a homeless cat named jeeves.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #85 on: May 30, 2010, 09:24:31 PM »
The words epic, fail, beast, clutch,
people who wear those puffy ass neon osiris'
people who get into an argument who have no inclusion in said argument and just want to hear themselves speak.
stubborn motherfuckers.
people who brag about getting pussy/high/drunk.
people in high school that claim there lifes are "all about music" because they own an iPod.
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the overuse of smiley faces, especially if you're a dude talking to another dude.
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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #86 on: May 30, 2010, 10:21:55 PM »
is it really? cause i also named my cat peeves

it peeves me that your cat's name is also peeves

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #87 on: May 30, 2010, 10:25:48 PM »
- the cops in my city give you tickets for shit you couldnt tell you had wrong
-wheelbite
-scene bitchs
-this girl that kinda stalks me
-jocks
-my hair when it is near my eyes
-when my magazines come late
-my grandmother
- Tea (Baggers) Party
-stanky bitchs

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #88 on: May 30, 2010, 10:27:30 PM »
young people in general

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Re: Pet Peeves
« Reply #89 on: May 30, 2010, 10:45:04 PM »