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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #60 on: March 23, 2009, 10:27:55 PM »
Ahahah I was actually wondering too so I did some google searching. Apparently it says "Jared's little fuck doll."

I was hoping for "Watson, lick my fuckin ass."

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #61 on: March 23, 2009, 10:32:47 PM »
How did that Subway fucker get a woman to do that?
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #62 on: March 23, 2009, 10:33:45 PM »
Usually not into tattoos on chicks at all.  Almost always just makes them look trashy.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #63 on: March 23, 2009, 10:47:21 PM »
How did that Subway fucker get a woman to do that?

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #64 on: March 24, 2009, 07:52:14 AM »
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Speaking of a Rob Zombie tattoo...

My friend from Edmonton told me this story about this chick he knew who had a huge Danzig skull tattooed across her tits. She fuckin loved Danzig so much. I think her name was Jen, and they all called her Jenzig. In any case, she fuckin loved Danzig, and finally at one of the shows she made it backstage where she got to meet Danzig, and she was going on and on gushing about how much she loved him, telling him "Oh my god, I'm the hugest fan, like I love everything you've ever done, I love The Misfits, and Samhain and all your stuff as Danzig, and I think you're so awesome and I'm so happy that I got to meet you because I've wanted to meet you forever."

And she went on and on and when she finally stopped talking Danzig just said "So you gonna suck my fuckin cock, or what?"
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I don't think that was even brought up in the story. But one would assume that of course she did. It would be pretty gnarly if Danzig busted a nut all over her Danzig titties. It would be the ultimate in narcissism, something I think that fat old fuck would really be into.

How is it that in this thread no one's talked about that porn star Adrenalynn who has her asshole tattooed?



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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #65 on: March 24, 2009, 09:05:36 AM »
My old girlfriend started getting lame tatoos of like butterflies and assorted gay shit, I thought that was pretty dumb.
I don't wanna date a girl with tats, but I think its hot when a girl has an innocent cute face with some gnarly tat.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #67 on: March 24, 2009, 10:48:18 AM »
I think everyone who's into these types of girls is going to hate you eventually.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #68 on: March 24, 2009, 11:34:22 AM »
so far all but 1 one of the girls i've been doin the sexy time with have had tattoos. And last weeks one nighter had a very nice tit mural that looked awesome with the love gun sauce on it.


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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #69 on: March 24, 2009, 03:32:15 PM »
I think everyone who's into these types of girls is going to hate you eventually.


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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #70 on: March 24, 2009, 07:09:31 PM »



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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #71 on: March 24, 2009, 07:24:21 PM »


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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #72 on: March 25, 2009, 10:01:10 PM »
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #73 on: March 25, 2009, 10:22:54 PM »
You guys will probably like this.



The main girl looks just like this chick I work with that is tatt'd out too.   Only thing is she has a Kat Von D pic hanging in her office.   :-\   She has the most amazing ass.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #74 on: March 25, 2009, 10:29:00 PM »
ugh.  novelty rap. 

the whores were nice though

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #75 on: March 25, 2009, 10:39:03 PM »
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I actually think I know this chick...

EDIT: Noticing the piercings on her chest, I do know her.
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shes a friend of my roomates ex, ive met her once maybe twice shes quite the babe

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #76 on: March 25, 2009, 10:44:10 PM »




dude i need to gnar you. megan fox is the only way im watchin transformers

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #77 on: March 26, 2009, 08:33:07 AM »
currently in love with this girl




and this girl


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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #78 on: March 26, 2009, 10:27:47 AM »



I never realized Ms. Fox's ass was that awesome.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #79 on: March 26, 2009, 10:37:15 AM »
currently in love with this girl




and this girl



she's hot and all, but she looks like she would be infinitely annoying

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #80 on: March 26, 2009, 10:47:36 AM »

dude i need to gnar you.

i'm not sure what that means, but thanks
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #81 on: March 26, 2009, 10:54:16 AM »
she's hot and all, but she looks like she would be infinitely annoying

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #82 on: March 26, 2009, 10:57:43 AM »
shes couldn't afford the "T" in her tattoo.
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #83 on: March 26, 2009, 12:11:51 PM »
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she's hot and all, but she looks like she would be infinitely annoying
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i would not give a shit id let her annoy me til my ears fell off those tits and ass
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #84 on: March 26, 2009, 03:02:18 PM »
You guys will probably like this.



The main girl looks just like this chick I work with that is tatt'd out too.   Only thing is she has a Kat Von D pic hanging in her office.   :-\   She has the most amazing ass.
My god that song is terrible.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #85 on: March 26, 2009, 03:11:30 PM »
More please

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #86 on: March 26, 2009, 03:13:23 PM »
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Speaking of a Rob Zombie tattoo...

My friend from Edmonton told me this story about this chick he knew who had a huge Danzig skull tattooed across her tits. She fuckin loved Danzig so much. I think her name was Jen, and they all called her Jenzig. In any case, she fuckin loved Danzig, and finally at one of the shows she made it backstage where she got to meet Danzig, and she was going on and on gushing about how much she loved him, telling him "Oh my god, I'm the hugest fan, like I love everything you've ever done, I love The Misfits, and Samhain and all your stuff as Danzig, and I think you're so awesome and I'm so happy that I got to meet you because I've wanted to meet you forever."

And she went on and on and when she finally stopped talking Danzig just said "So you gonna suck my fuckin cock, or what?"
[close]
well..did she?
[close]

I don't think that was even brought up in the story. But one would assume that of course she did. It would be pretty gnarly if Danzig busted a nut all over her Danzig titties. It would be the ultimate in narcissism, something I think that fat old fuck would really be into.

How is it that in this thread no one's talked about that porn star Adrenalynn who has her asshole tattooed?



Good golly miss molly that would hurt!
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #87 on: March 26, 2009, 03:32:32 PM »


I know a girl who looks just like that. Same style, same  hair, even looks like the same tattoo on her right side, always says "chillax" and "brutes" and "deece", makes the same stupid fucking face every time a camera is pointed at her, and also has the mouth that's too high for her teeth so that when she opens it all you see are gums.

If this girl is anything like the girl I know she also has the grossest tits I've ever seen.
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #88 on: March 26, 2009, 03:52:52 PM »
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #89 on: April 07, 2009, 06:49:00 PM »
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