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chicks with tattoo's
« on: March 22, 2009, 02:05:44 PM »
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2009, 02:10:50 PM »
i'd destroy the second one down.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2009, 02:20:21 PM »
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2009, 02:29:28 PM »
Not so stoked on girls with tattoos. Didn't stop me from dating one though who actually had the worst tattoos ever.

She had a star on her elbow, then down the back of her forearm it said "15 13 11 9 7 5 3 ME". She had the word "Elite" tattooed on the back of her neck. On the small of her back she had two sparrows and then between them in some sort of hip hop font it said "DNB4L", as in "Drum N' Bass 4 Lyfe". Then while I was dating her above that god awful tattoo she got a New York Yankees NY, but the inside was pink and it had red hearts in it. (We're both from the prairies of Canada.) After we broke up she moved away, then moved back and we started sleeping together again, and while we were she got all over her forearm the following: A UFO, a potrait of a kitty's face, a baby elephant, and a saltwater taffy.

To make matters worse she had a phat ass so I had to stare at "NYDNB4L" every time I hit it from behind.

She also punched me in the face twice.

I've got some pretty fond memories.
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2009, 02:53:32 PM »
watson!  hit up the 'most perverted thing you've ever done' thread.  i wanna hear a story about this girl.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2009, 02:58:57 PM »
I fucked one of those Suicide girls with tattoos and her vagina smelled horrible
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2009, 03:33:39 PM »
My wife has more tattoos then me.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2009, 04:04:53 PM »
I fucked one of those Suicide girls with tattoos and her vagina smelled horrible
Ah...sorry to hear that. Some of those chicks actually look pretty hot. You should send her some for her birthday.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2009, 04:27:38 PM »
I love em!

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2009, 04:59:08 PM »
Tattoos and bangs will forever be my weakness when it comes to the ladies. Love 'em.
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2009, 05:10:50 PM »
Someone want to pass on a password for Suicide Girls or a similar website? This thread is getting me all fired up.
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2009, 05:26:59 PM »
Someone want to pass on a password for Suicide Girls or a similar website? This thread is getting me all fired up.
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2009, 05:30:14 PM »
Someone want to pass on a password for Suicide Girls or a similar website? This thread is getting me all fired up.



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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2009, 06:06:45 PM »
She's looks familiar ^ in an atm way. No Andrew.
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2009, 06:13:47 PM »
She's looks familiar ^ in an atm way. No Andrew.
why, you are correct my friend.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2009, 06:47:52 PM »



If I saw any tits, I would nut in my pants. She is so fucking hot, I would be willing to have a long-term relationship.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2009, 06:51:01 PM »
^ would you settle for ATM videos?

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2009, 06:56:09 PM »
It's like dating her.
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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2009, 07:01:57 PM »
i dunno man. some chicks can pull them off!
some cant. this beautiful chick i've known/grew up with always got prettier.. not hot, but like fuckingggg pretty.
she ended up getting full sleeves & all her tattoos are clean & of cool shit. it almost made her prettier..
but unfortunately, for alot of women, it makes them look trashier.

would you rather hear "woo" from the omar salazar pack? i wouldn't. their "yeahs" are genuine, and cool. "yeah" has been the battle cry of skaters for as long as i can remember.

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« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2009, 07:11:16 PM »
Some chicks can pull it off, some can't. Ink don't make a beast a beauty though.

Really though, i mean they're hot, but i often despise many girls who have a lot of ink. They're all trendy and shit, thinking that they're too cool for school. fuuuuck that shit.

My girls got a few surreptitious ones. I took her the other day to work on her back, shits dope. Says ONE LOVE in some traditional style lettering going down her spine with some stained glass style flowers coming off the letters. shits nice to look at from the back side.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2009, 08:16:50 PM »
Depending on the tattoo they can be pretty hot, Unless it's a tramp stamp.
Like all the pornstars have, those stupid thorns right above theyre asses.  It's so cliche and played out

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2009, 08:23:55 PM »
What a babe.

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2009, 09:47:12 PM »
Who the fuck wants some tramp stamped chicken head for a "long term relationship"? You're an idiot.

I've never been with a girl with a tattoo, and I don't think that I ever would unless it was a one night thing, or if the tattoos were really tiny, and concealed really, really well. Face it, that looks like garbage on either sex, and unless you're a primitive African tribesman or a Native American, there really is no excuse for purposely looking that fucking stupid. 

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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2009, 09:58:59 PM »
More.
This random page on myspace "Ladies of Metal" added me, and its where i've found most of these amazingly hot, yet mediocre beauties.






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Re: chicks with tattoo's
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2009, 10:05:58 PM »
Is it weird that I only find the last one hot?