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Paradox Grip
« on: March 26, 2009, 09:20:07 PM »
Has anyone else heared about this paradox grip? Says it makes you balance better thanks to "Quantum Power" in the grip.

http://www.paradoxgrip.com/

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2009, 09:23:08 PM »
plug?

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2009, 09:28:52 PM »
no thanks.  i got this sticky spray on shit that comes in a can.  works great.

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2009, 09:29:31 PM »
Im definitely not backing it , sounds like bullshit to me

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2009, 10:50:27 PM »
2 words: griptape shoes

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2009, 06:13:13 AM »
2 words: griptape shoes

holy shit, replace the grip tape with a sheet of suede, and get some grip tape shoes.

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2009, 04:09:04 PM »
I Only skate pink griptape

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2009, 04:16:02 PM »
If it ain't jessup it ain't worth buyin
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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2009, 04:55:28 PM »
Seriously? They're trying to hype it up with technical facts and bullshit. How many kids are going to be stoked when they hear their grip has 70 or even 80 silicone carbide?

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2009, 06:08:43 PM »

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2009, 06:24:53 PM »
this shit is a paradox !!!!!!!

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2009, 06:42:19 PM »
What's up with all these new cheap-ass griptape companies like "flik." 

http://www.sdsskateboards.com/grip.htm

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2009, 07:49:11 PM »

holy shit, replace the grip tape with a sheet of suede, and get some grip tape shoes.


yessssssssssssssssssss brilliant

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2009, 07:59:23 PM »
If it ain't jessup it ain't worth buyin

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2009, 12:51:41 AM »
Its all bullshit....

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2009, 04:09:20 PM »
its about as much bullshit as copernicus stating the that we rotate around the sun. Or Tesla stating resonance waves can effect human potential. Telsa invented Alternating Current, AC and also lead the research on harmonic resonance technology. The technology within Paradox is just the beginning of what HR can do to increase all aspects of performance. I understand from behind your screen it looks like magic. But so would a car to someone living 150 years ago and a cell phone would really freak then out.  This is real and Paradox wouldn't have gotten all of these riders to back it if it was bullshit. Jessup invented griptape--TRUE---but Paradox has reinvented it.

believe the hype

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2009, 04:22:23 PM »
I bought some of this griptape and it peeled off my board within an hour. It's comparable to Wal-Mart griptape.... except it's a lot worse.

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2009, 04:24:40 PM »
What's up with all these new cheap-ass griptape companies like "flik." 

http://www.sdsskateboards.com/grip.htm

LOOK OUT! They're taking the industry by STORM!!

I acturally ride that stuff on everyboard I get..
Comes free with all boards at the shop
Either that or jessup

I wanted to try something new and that stuff is acturally good..
the colorgrip isnt all plasticy either
but i stray from the colors mostly.. just black now

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2009, 04:25:49 PM »
for real?

mob has done that many times--delaminated even

it is defintely not walmart---jessup is cheaper  by far-----we have a 100% gurantee---just bring it back---which shop did you buy it at?

you think Pat Duffy or Marius Syvanen would ride crap?   if that really happened it is an anomoly---we will replace it.

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2009, 04:45:23 PM »
who cares? a griptape sponsor is like a hardware sponsor, as long as it is black and not some kooky color and does it's job it doesn't matter.  Paradox grip? don't care.

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2009, 05:17:31 PM »
you think Pat Duffy or Marius Syvanen would ride crap?   if that really happened it is an anomoly---we will replace it.

you do realize that duffy skates for macbeth and marius skated for osiris right? no hate for them or for you guys for trying to do something, but at the same time, you don't need to compare yourself to tesla or anyone else. griptape won't change the world. and if you would explain exactly what this "quantum technology" is, it might not seem like "magic" to us and we'd be able to make a better call on whether it seems legit/helpful.

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2009, 05:52:46 PM »
for real?

mob has done that many times--delaminated even

it is defintely not walmart---jessup is cheaper  by far-----we have a 100% gurantee---just bring it back---which shop did you buy it at?

you think Pat Duffy or Marius Syvanen would ride crap?   if that really happened it is an anomoly---we will replace it.

I was just kidding.

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2009, 05:57:01 PM »
proof is in the ride--------try it at 510 in Berkeley.  Trying to explain quantum mechanics would take entirely too long. That you will have to research on your own. You can start with cymatics, try uc berkley's quantum physics dept...where some of my research was done.

Simply, the human body is electric and needs to be properly grounded to get maximum power in each of your red blood cells. The red blood cell in most people is malfunctioning due to improper grounding.

This technology helps your body properly ground and then your red blood cells, which create your energetic field, can actually work properly. When this happens you feel more centered, balanced and powerful.

For those that understand car engines, let's use an analogy----if you don't ground the engine block you don't get maximum horsepower. The spark plug arcs to the block and then to the frame and loses its intensity which then causes a malfunctioned explosion in the valve cylinder---less horsepower because of no grounding wire. The engine of your body is your blood, moved throughout your body be your heart and regulated by your brain. These minute explosions in each of your red blood cells becomes properly grounded, when that happens--increased performance.

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2009, 06:01:51 PM »
LA BANDE DE POIGNÉE SONT PERDANTS ! ! ! !

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2009, 06:20:00 PM »
i gotta try this shit.
i want my red blood cells to trip out
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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2009, 06:51:52 PM »
so if it helps your blood to work more properly then in a way it is like viagra or enzyte or something, so it could also help your performance there too. just fuck on your skateboard...  so wait, what was wrong with normal griptape? people seemed to be doing just fine with it for the entirety of skateboarding history.  but hey, maybe it is good. I work at a shop and nobody here has heard of it. I would probably try it just to see if I can be negative about it or how my red blood cells feel about it.

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2009, 06:55:57 PM »

Simply, the human body is electric

so, in addition to technologically advanced grip tape, you invented the matrix?

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2009, 06:56:09 PM »
damn, oh well then.  Guess I will just have to stick to the usual.  Poor me.

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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2009, 09:34:45 PM »
If it ain't jessup it ain't worth buyin
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Re: Paradox Grip
« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2009, 09:35:03 PM »
its about as much bullshit as copernicus stating the that we rotate around the sun. Or Tesla stating resonance waves can effect human potential. Telsa invented Alternating Current, AC and also lead the research on harmonic resonance technology. The technology within Paradox is just the beginning of what HR can do to increase all aspects of performance. I understand from behind your screen it looks like magic. But so would a car to someone living 150 years ago and a cell phone would really freak then out.  This is real and Paradox wouldn't have gotten all of these riders to back it if it was bullshit. Jessup invented griptape--TRUE---but Paradox has reinvented it.

believe the hype

Everybody knows that Tesla is a wussy ballad rock band.

Goddammit. You are a spamming piece of shit. If I ever find you I'm gonna take my griptape and sand your fucking earlobes off.