This shit is funny, i didn't think you got those green suited little bastards outside of Ireland, and they sure as fuck don't live in trees
If i'd been there i'd have caught him, batterd him, put a chain on him, called him "bitch", made him give me his gold, then used his ass as a freak show for more money. . .
But i'm Scottish and thrifty
A pot of gold isn't going to buy you fuck all in this day and age - a penny saved is a penny earned