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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2019, 08:49:36 PM »
Shalom my g just ran out of booze not drunk but damn am I hungry.

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2019, 07:08:44 PM »
Spray painted in the house. I'm pretty drunk. Reminds me of sucking silver paint at Tompkins when I was on tour
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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2019, 08:11:55 PM »



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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2019, 08:49:05 PM »
 I’m at Applebee’s by myself drinking these 1 dollar blue Long Island ice teas. Not bad for 1 dollar.

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2019, 09:03:29 PM »
I’m at Applebee’s by myself drinking these 1 dollar blue Long Island ice teas. Not bad for 1 dollar.


Yea dude, earlier my girl was at her friends birthday party. I went to this local Mexican place by myself, got two 21 oz pacificos and a quasadilla for like $9. Must have been a deal going but it was sick.

Also speaking of Applebee's, we have gotten more old people trying to get us to swing or into some foursomes and shit than any other bar ever been too. It's strange. 

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2019, 09:46:38 PM »
I drinked; I bumped.
Bourbon. EW White Label. 100 proof, bottled in bond.
Two doubles. Too close together.
I'm ready for bed.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2019, 10:08:02 PM »
Eyyyy, I'm fuckin drunk.

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2019, 11:05:42 PM »
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I’m at Applebee’s by myself drinking these 1 dollar blue Long Island ice teas. Not bad for 1 dollar.
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Yea dude, earlier my girl was at her friends birthday party. I went to this local Mexican place by myself, got two 21 oz pacificos and a quasadilla for like $9. Must have been a deal going but it was sick.

Also speaking of Applebee's, we have gotten more old people trying to get us to swing or into some foursomes and shit than any other bar ever been too. It's strange.
few years back I was an at Applebee’s watching two 50+ year olds hit it off on what looked like a freshly divorced from previous marriages eharmony date. I named him Ralph, just looked like a Ralph kinda dude and as he took his lady on the way out I gave him a nod and a shaka bra. He looked pisssed about the Shaka. He came over and confronted me and asked what was up and if I had a problem. I was like Ralph chill, it’s just Shaka bra. He was like look so you wanna take this outside? I was with my friend and I was like dude I don’t think so. Because he woulda gotten clowned. But who knew a Shaka bra was a insult to 50 year old dudes?

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #38 on: September 28, 2019, 04:54:29 AM »
Amazing! Haha, shaka brahh making middle age folks heated

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #39 on: September 28, 2019, 06:54:17 PM »




ahhaha I love this episode. Also the shaka story is hilarious hah lesson learnt resist the shaka to the older generations

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #40 on: September 29, 2019, 06:54:50 PM »
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ahhaha I love this episode. Also the shaka story is hilarious hah lesson learnt resist the shaka to the older generations

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpSr-ZOLYGA

Now make every word beer!

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #41 on: September 30, 2019, 04:49:43 PM »
Bump for last night, heres to feeling good all the time

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #42 on: September 30, 2019, 07:30:05 PM »
Well boys I’m giving this thread a break. I was drunk almost everyday of September probably out of a manic episode. Well I was downing a 5th almost every night or a ton of beer. I was walking home from the bar Saturday and some assholes on the street started taunting me and My stubborn ass confronted them and wouldn’t walk away. I might have been pretty blacked out cause I don’t remember what happened but suddenly there was 4 or 5 dudes beating the shit out of me. My friend was luckily there and broke it up but ended up getting hit in the face and his girlfriend shoved. I felt so fucking bad about that, not necessarily that I was bleeding all over myself but I got my friend and his girlfriend in a shittt situation. So I’m starting to take my meds again and chill out on the drinking. Been drinking to numb myself which is a fucking blast to be honest  and  Cheers to feeling good all the time, but I gotta start learning how to feel good without the booze. At least for now.

Shalom.

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2019, 11:02:04 PM »


We may not know what skateboarding is
But we sure as hell know what it aint
Wait we know what it is now too -
Falling down and gettin back up

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2019, 11:15:37 PM »
Its my birthday, drinking German beer listening to Portishead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNWm1sN-Tms

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #45 on: October 12, 2019, 04:45:50 PM »
thats a very wholesome birthday. happy bithday bro, shalom


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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #46 on: October 13, 2019, 08:33:19 PM »
Drunk and at parents place post thanksgiving dinner(Canadian thanksgiving) and posting up on here and it’s still early and bored outta my mind. Made a post in the James Hardy thread asking about Henry Panza. He was kinda sick...right?

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #47 on: July 02, 2021, 08:00:00 PM »
Aye its holiday weekend and it's beautiful
Piss on your campfire & take a pic after to show the strength of your passion

They are releasing flying candles on ya boy



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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #48 on: July 02, 2021, 09:40:20 PM »
Shalom

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2021, 11:01:12 PM »
live long and prosper

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #51 on: August 06, 2021, 09:07:07 PM »
I got this shit called goat beer and I went to get white claws but they only had lemon lime so I got these knockoff ones they’re alright

Mother is drinking champagne out of this crazy punch glass


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This fisho had good ratings and it’s lockdown so no mission for something tasty but I don’t reckon I would go back here, like it’s edible but a shit feed really
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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #52 on: August 06, 2021, 11:06:02 PM »
As requested

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #53 on: August 06, 2021, 11:14:42 PM »
Hammered.

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #54 on: August 06, 2021, 11:22:56 PM »
1 miller high life in and i'm buzzing.

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2021, 09:11:29 AM »
I'm about to b e a fuckin menace on this board. I lov ebeing a light wieght, I get fucked on like 3 beers. This is basic econimcs people,I can get absolutely destoryed on small quantities of beer, meaning that I can stay turned up through the scarcity created by the pending climate wars. You are bartering water for shots of grian alcohol cut with paint thinner, I am eating a strawberry I found on the ground that was in the sun for too long and feeling like r kelly, minus the peeing on women part. We are not the same.

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #56 on: August 14, 2021, 12:00:13 AM »


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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #57 on: August 14, 2021, 12:43:59 AM »
Got twisted celebrating Fidel's birthday

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Re: bump when drunk
« Reply #58 on: August 15, 2021, 12:31:10 AM »
warm summer night in the park, freebies kept coming my way


first a can of peach flavored 4 percent beer

many slugs from a stolen bottle of vodka with a light in the bottom

3/4 bottle of red wine that was kind of a party trick somebody opened with a slipon.

scavenger style, except it all came to me.