Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?

[starvingrobot]

i wonder if a chick can squirt so much that she gets dehydrated and dies.

[Silent Bob.]

A friend had this big funny smelling stain on his passenger car seat which somehow took weeks to dry out and which he refused to talk about especially when giving people lifts. Turned out eventually that it was the work of a squirter. Best of all he'd been cornered into giving his mum a lift the day after the seats baptism, and that shed naturally been a little curious as to the nature of the damp patch after sitting in the seat for a while and having it seep through her clothes...

[RightCoastBiased]

I've been with 3 or 4 squirters. But the last one, about a year ago this time month, I was fucking in the ass doggy style and she blew up everywhere. I was a bit scared at first thinking she just shit on me or something. But when I found out she squirted I was a ecstatic. This is by no means a credit to my sexual prowess, this girl was just a water fountain. It did take some work, but I am sure even Dr Newton could make her squirt.

[Doctor Handsome]

that guy is a prick, he tells to link him videos of girl squirting to tell us if the videos are 'teaching' the right way instead of sending us the real deal.

i guess he is lying so he can score some chicks.

You know that guy's biggest fan is himself.

[wake and bacon]

unexpected blood fingers are pretty fucking shitty, especially when it dries in the crevices of your nails

[starvingrobot]

girl's pussies definitely smell worse when they're raggin'.

[loophole]

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No, but a girl today told me that a good trick was to play with girls ears. It "gets them all wet." I'll have to try that :]

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you're the raddest dude

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it does.

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if you're getting some traction on a move you're making with a girl, move in as if you're about to tell her a secret, and kiss the fuck out of her ear for a second or two. pretty much failsafe.

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i always feel like such a little kid when i try the ear move

i just kissed this big tittied girl on the ear earlier tonight. im prtty sure she's mine.

[Watson]

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No, but a girl today told me that a good trick was to play with girls ears. It "gets them all wet." I'll have to try that :]

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you're the raddest dude

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it does.

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if you're getting some traction on a move you're making with a girl, move in as if you're about to tell her a secret, and kiss the fuck out of her ear for a second or two. pretty much failsafe.

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i always feel like such a little kid when i try the ear move

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i just kissed this big tittied girl on the ear earlier tonight. im prtty sure she's mine.

Man I love big tits.

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No, and I don't want to. That shit is weird.

[schmuckface killah]

This thread is one of the best/ funniest things ive ever read

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No, and I don't want to. That shit is weird.

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u prolyl never ate pussy either, or maybe 1 time u did, but then never again after that.
thats kinda like me i kinda think that is a bit gross but fuck it sometimes u gotta just get fuckin greasy

nah i do; i just dont like projectile liquids hitting me.

[sven thorkel]

and for the squirting, my last girlfriend did it all the time and it was a lot each time. It became more of a hassle than anything i would say because of all the sheet washing and prep work that had to be done. by prep work i mean laying towels down before we did the did.

i can just picture val venis entering the ring

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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No, and I don't want to. That shit is weird.

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u prolyl never ate pussy either, or maybe 1 time u did, but then never again after that.
thats kinda like me i kinda think that is a bit gross but fuck it sometimes u gotta just get fuckin greasy

Naw man, that shit is like tobacco smoke or whiskey, the first couple times you gotta force it down, but eventually, you love the taste because you know how awesome life is when you taste that.

And fucking a girl on her period makes it easier to get her off.

[cheep]

yeah, this little 19 yr old half asian i dated a few years back... she would come like 7 times everytime we fucked... but only squirted a couple times... surprised her more than me... she was so stoked, said she came like a dude... bitch was telling all her friends about it for weeks

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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No, and I don't want to. That shit is weird.

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u prolyl never ate pussy either, or maybe 1 time u did, but then never again after that.
thats kinda like me i kinda think that is a bit gross but fuck it sometimes u gotta just get fuckin greasy

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Naw man, that shit is like tobacco smoke or whiskey, the first couple times you gotta force it down, but eventually, you love the taste because you know how awesome life is when you taste that.

And fucking a girl on her period makes it easier to get her off.

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i aint fuckin no girls on period, period. not even in the shower. i dont like lookin at blood, makes me feel sick unless its my own.

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my girl gets off like crazy on her period.  we don't do it much, but probably a good 5 or 6 times.  just put down a towell, wrap up your dick, or do that shower shit.  it would bother me if i wasn't with the chick i guess

condom, late in the cycle, its all good. I figure you are sticking your penis into a hole she pisses out of, its not like its ever really that sanitary, the blood is offset by her multiple orgasms. I read this book in college, I forgot what it is called, something about the vatos locos, and there is a long scene where he talks about fucking a girl during her orgasm, thinking it was rad, pulling out, and changing his mind about the  awesomeness. She pretty much forces his dick in her temporary jar of strawberry jelly too.

[starvingrobot]

Hahahaha shit!  I just randomly came across this.

Video tutorial - http://www.efukt.com/2105_How_To_Make_A_Girl_Cum.html

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No, and I don't want to. That shit is weird.

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u prolyl never ate pussy either, or maybe 1 time u did, but then never again after that.
thats kinda like me i kinda think that is a bit gross but fuck it sometimes u gotta just get fuckin greasy

[close]

Naw man, that shit is like tobacco smoke or whiskey, the first couple times you gotta force it down, but eventually, you love the taste because you know how awesome life is when you taste that.

And fucking a girl on her period makes it easier to get her off.

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i aint fuckin no girls on period, period. not even in the shower. i dont like lookin at blood, makes me feel sick unless its my own.

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my girl gets off like crazy on her period.  we don't do it much, but probably a good 5 or 6 times.  just put down a towell, wrap up your dick, or do that shower shit.  it would bother me if i wasn't with the chick i guess

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condom, late in the cycle, its all good. I figure you are sticking your penis into a hole she pisses out of, its not like its ever really that sanitary, the blood is offset by her multiple orgasms. I read this book in college, I forgot what it is called, something about the vatos locos, and there is a long scene where he talks about fucking a girl during her orgasm, thinking it was rad, pulling out, and changing his mind about the  awesomeness. She pretty much forces his dick in her temporary jar of strawberry jelly too.

In a relationship, the period sex is a necessary evil but not when it's a surprise. I was at a party once and had the vampire humps with this girl and didn't find out until I went out of the room for a smoke and my homies were all snickering. I thought it was because they knew I just did the deed but no, it was the big bloody mess all over my new white shirt. The girl ended up being more horrified than me so I couldn't really get mad.

[skate_bored]

condom, late in the cycle, its all good. I figure you are sticking your penis into a hole she pisses out of, its not like its ever really that sanitary, the blood is offset by her multiple orgasms.

you do know that the piss doesnt come out of the same hole that you put your dick into, right?

http://www.vacadsci.org/jsr/Fexter.jpg

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

sure, but I also only shit out of a tiny hole in my ass, somehow though, I wipe wayyy more than that. Piss comes out of the hole and splatters all over like a broken sprinkler. That's why chicks gotta sit to piss. Never the less, blood, poontang, and other dudes' cum have probably been in there too so thinking about the cleanliness of the pussy isn't that important until you are showering the smell off of your dick. Yeast infections and smelly fungus are important though. Avoid those things.

[skate_bored]

sure, but I also only shit out of a tiny hole in my ass, somehow though, I wipe wayyy more than that. Piss comes out of the hole and splatters all over like a broken sprinkler. That's why chicks gotta sit to piss. Never the less, blood, poontang, and other dudes' cum have probably been in there too so thinking about the cleanliness of the pussy isn't that important until you are showering the smell off of your dick. Yeast infections and smelly fungus are important though. Avoid those things.

hahahaha

[barr]

Hahahaha shit!  I just randomly came across this.

Video tutorial - http://www.efukt.com/2105_How_To_Make_A_Girl_Cum.html

that was awesome

[skate_bored]

i know this girl and shes pretty open with things so i knew asking her would go over just fine. heres the chat log. i think we're going to the bar this weekend, i might have to take her to the car.

me: so i have a question
me: its fucking filthy i will say it already
me: but i am so curious, as are all of my friends
me: do chicks really squirt? or is that some porno trick where they put something in them first then push it out
her: hahahah
me: ive seen it come out like a super soaker on a porn but in real life nobody can ever claim to have seen it
her: maybe one day you'll have the pleasure of finding out.
me: so you can do it
her: maybe.
me: lying piece of shit
her: okay, maybe i'm lying.
me: haha ok i was kidding but really...
me: so it does happen?
her: yes.
her: i mean, a guy has never made me do it
her: not saying it couldn't happen, but i've only ever done it with myself.
me: ok and according to wikipedia, the fluid is not urine or "cum". its like mystery juice
me: did it shoot across the room be honest
her: yeah
her: it's clear
me: like water or like semen
her: hhahahha
her: more like water
her: not across the room
her: it'll go like a foot, maybe a foot and a half
me: thats gnarly
me: thats fuckin tight
her: i wish a guy could make me do it

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

her: i wish a guy could make me do it

See, that's why all of you claiming that would be a bad thing are fucking up. Make a girl squirt and you can be like a mix between Chris Brown and Dick Cheney- slapping the bitch and having her call a press conference to apologize for it.

[Randozzi]

i've made a couple squirt, by accident but really rad. one was a one night stand and she told my that i should insure my fingers. she had a velvet pussy.

[redrum]

she had a velvet pussy.

so smooth, so dreamy

[sweets]

i know this girl and shes pretty open with things so i knew asking her would go over just fine. heres the chat log. i think we're going to the bar this weekend, i might have to take her to the car.

me: so i have a question
me: its fucking filthy i will say it already
me: but i am so curious, as are all of my friends
me: do chicks really squirt? or is that some porno trick where they put something in them first then push it out
her: hahahah
me: ive seen it come out like a super soaker on a porn but in real life nobody can ever claim to have seen it
her: maybe one day you'll have the pleasure of finding out.
me: so you can do it
her: maybe.
me: lying piece of shit
her: okay, maybe i'm lying.
me: haha ok i was kidding but really...
me: so it does happen?
her: yes.
her: i mean, a guy has never made me do it
her: not saying it couldn't happen, but i've only ever done it with myself.
me: ok and according to wikipedia, the fluid is not urine or "cum". its like mystery juice
me: did it shoot across the room be honest
her: yeah
her: it's clear
me: like water or like semen
her: hhahahha
her: more like water
her: not across the room
her: it'll go like a foot, maybe a foot and a half
me: thats gnarly
me: thats fuckin tight
her: i wish a guy could make me do it

This conversation has me rethinking my previous stance. I'll have to do some research.

[you took to much]

i have made one. it was not as good as it sounds. i will explain why.

i was at my friends girlfriends house for her birthday party. her mom was apparently some cougar who some dude i knew lost his virginity to a few years back. having always had a place in my heart for filthy tramps i was intrigued by the idea of taking her down. needless to say i was not prepared for the results.

i walked upstairs to find the mom sitting outside on the balcony, puffing on a virginia slim. i walked up to her and started talking, just the normal chit-chat. all of a sudden we kissed. then she started blowing me out there, overlooking broadway st. it was a beautiful thing. we went back into her bedroom and immediately got down to business. being slightly drunk, and i guess just out of habit i went in unwrapped. it was a bad move, but i suffered no consequences from it. anyways, we humped for about 15 minutes before she said "im a squirter". i didnt really think much of it.

it happened a couple minutes later, felt awesome, then i came in her mouth and got up. thats when i looked in the mirror. from about nipple level down to mid theigh i was covered in what looked like watered down blood. with darker, thicker blood around my soldier. it made me get that face jim carrey gets in dumb and dumber, he sees harry kissing mary swanson. the gagging, near puke face. it was by far the nastiest sexual expirience i have ever had. i looked like i stood in front of the elevator from the shining. i dont know how it happened without me noticing. but apparently i did a mom, on her period, and she squirted bloody piss all over me. jesus christ.

this being said i would very much be down to have a young lass shoot her bloodless juice on me.

[starvingrobot]

i have made one. it was not as good as it sounds. i will explain why.

i was at my friends girlfriends house for her birthday party. her mom was apparently some cougar who some dude i knew lost his virginity to a few years back. having always had a place in my heart for filthy tramps i was intrigued by the idea of taking her down. needless to say i was not prepared for the results.

i walked upstairs to find the mom sitting outside on the balcony, puffing on a virginia slim. i walked up to her and started talking, just the normal chit-chat. all of a sudden we kissed. then she started blowing me out there, overlooking broadway st. it was a beautiful thing. we went back into her bedroom and immediately got down to business. being slightly drunk, and i guess just out of habit i went in unwrapped. it was a bad move, but i suffered no consequences from it. anyways, we humped for about 15 minutes before she said "im a squirter". i didnt really think much of it.

it happened a couple minutes later, felt awesome, then i came in her mouth and got up. thats when i looked in the mirror. from about nipple level down to mid theigh i was covered in what looked like watered down blood. with darker, thicker blood around my soldier. it made me get that face jim carrey gets in dumb and dumber, he sees harry kissing mary swanson. the gagging, near puke face. it was by far the nastiest sexual expirience i have ever had. i looked like i stood in front of the elevator from the shining. i dont know how it happened without me noticing. but apparently i did a mom, on her period, and she squirted bloody piss all over me. jesus christ.

this being said i would very much be down to have a young lass shoot her bloodless juice on me.

Oh my god.  Winner.

[beardface]

i have made one. it was not as good as it sounds. i will explain why.

i was at my friends girlfriends house for her birthday party. her mom was apparently some cougar who some dude i knew lost his virginity to a few years back. having always had a place in my heart for filthy tramps i was intrigued by the idea of taking her down. needless to say i was not prepared for the results.

i walked upstairs to find the mom sitting outside on the balcony, puffing on a virginia slim. i walked up to her and started talking, just the normal chit-chat. all of a sudden we kissed. then she started blowing me out there, overlooking broadway st. it was a beautiful thing. we went back into her bedroom and immediately got down to business. being slightly drunk, and i guess just out of habit i went in unwrapped. it was a bad move, but i suffered no consequences from it. anyways, we humped for about 15 minutes before she said "im a squirter". i didnt really think much of it.

it happened a couple minutes later, felt awesome, then i came in her mouth and got up. thats when i looked in the mirror. from about nipple level down to mid theigh i was covered in what looked like watered down blood. with darker, thicker blood around my soldier. it made me get that face jim carrey gets in dumb and dumber, he sees harry kissing mary swanson. the gagging, near puke face. it was by far the nastiest sexual expirience i have ever had. i looked like i stood in front of the elevator from the shining. i dont know how it happened without me noticing. but apparently i did a mom, on her period, and she squirted bloody piss all over me. jesus christ.

this being said i would very much be down to have a young lass shoot her bloodless juice on me.

holy fuck i want to be your friend. this thread is comedic GOLD.

[sweets]

i have made one. it was not as good as it sounds. i will explain why.

i was at my friends girlfriends house for her birthday party. her mom was apparently some cougar who some dude i knew lost his virginity to a few years back. having always had a place in my heart for filthy tramps i was intrigued by the idea of taking her down. needless to say i was not prepared for the results.

i walked upstairs to find the mom sitting outside on the balcony, puffing on a virginia slim. i walked up to her and started talking, just the normal chit-chat. all of a sudden we kissed. then she started blowing me out there, overlooking broadway st. it was a beautiful thing. we went back into her bedroom and immediately got down to business. being slightly drunk, and i guess just out of habit i went in unwrapped. it was a bad move, but i suffered no consequences from it. anyways, we humped for about 15 minutes before she said "im a squirter". i didnt really think much of it.

it happened a couple minutes later, felt awesome, then i came in her mouth and got up. thats when i looked in the mirror. from about nipple level down to mid theigh i was covered in what looked like watered down blood. with darker, thicker blood around my soldier. it made me get that face jim carrey gets in dumb and dumber, he sees harry kissing mary swanson. the gagging, near puke face. it was by far the nastiest sexual expirience i have ever had. i looked like i stood in front of the elevator from the shining. i dont know how it happened without me noticing. but apparently i did a mom, on her period, and she squirted bloody piss all over me. jesus christ.

this being said i would very much be down to have a young lass shoot her bloodless juice on me.

+ motherfuckin' 1. Goddamn!