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Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« on: April 21, 2009, 07:27:10 PM »
Long story short, I hooked up with this chick last weekend.  There was some dirty talk, with one of the statements being "I want your pussy to squirt all over me."  We tried to get her to 'squirt', didn't happen.  So the next day she tells me to check out this short story that was just written by her friend.  I finally checked it out last night.  I enjoyed it so much that I linked it to a few friends and every single one of them are now on a mission to master the technique.

So is it true?  Can all chicks squirt?  Have you ever made it happen?  Share your stories and ideas, as I am now interested as all hell in the subject after reading about it.  Be sure to read the tutorial towards the end and you too will be on a mission to bring this shit to the table with the next dame you snatch up.

Makes for a hilarious, informative and inspiring read - http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=31022755&blogId=484322305

« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 07:35:39 PM by starvingrobot »

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2009, 07:35:52 PM »
yeah last year, it was so uncalled for, it poured all over my crotch, my dick smelt like her puss for 3 days, the end

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 07:37:55 PM »
Why did you not bathe?
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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2009, 07:42:12 PM »

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 07:44:44 PM »
two girls
only asian girl i've ever had sex with did it every time she'd orgasm, and then the other girl would do it only when i'd work both holes and her clit
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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2009, 07:50:15 PM »
None of the 7 girls I've ever been with has squirted. Either I don't know what I am doing or they don't have the mechanics.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2009, 08:01:07 PM »
I think only select girls can do it, or have learned to release the squirt hatch.
Cause there is like three videos i can think of where I've seen the girl blow her load. And since pornstars are professional fuckers you think they could all do it.

No, I've never made a girl do it, but after learning it's mostly urine I don't know if i want to.

Edit:
After reading that guys story it seems pretty bad ass, I might have to give it a try,
« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 08:10:56 PM by Boobies »

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2009, 08:04:58 PM »
No and I also would not like to be shit on, spit on or farted on.
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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2009, 08:13:47 PM »
Fuck, I wish! I want to get blasted right in my motherfuckin goddamn face.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2009, 08:22:26 PM »
damn man, i gotta try this. no fat chicks though. fat chicks squirting has got to be gross as fuck. ugh.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2009, 08:54:33 PM »
No, but a girl today told me that a good trick was to play with girls ears. It "gets them all wet." I'll have to try that :]

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2009, 08:54:52 PM »
No and I also would not like to be shit on, spit on or farted on.
the hells wrong with you?  Not even spit?!  

Call me crazy, but I am completely a fan of a freaky ass chick spitting on my dick while blowing me off.

« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 09:08:07 PM by pube tube »

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2009, 08:56:19 PM »
i made my lady squirt last week, she was quite suprised. with the right dick pressure on the right vaginal spots, and maybe some clitoral stimulation, it is, in my short but ever so excited experience, easily do-able.

to be straight i love porno's with girls squirting whether it be fake or not it definitely makes cum shoot out my dick at breakneck speeds
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2009, 08:58:06 PM »
No, but a girl today told me that a good trick was to play with girls ears. It "gets them all wet." I'll have to try that :]

you're the raddest dude
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2009, 08:58:28 PM »
i made my lady squirt last week, she was quite suprised. with the right dick pressure on the right vaginal spots, and maybe some clitoral stimulation, it is, in my short but ever so excited experience, easily do-able.

so she just pisses all over you?

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2009, 09:09:31 PM »
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i made my lady squirt last week, she was quite suprised. with the right dick pressure on the right vaginal spots, and maybe some clitoral stimulation, it is, in my short but ever so excited experience, easily do-able.
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so she just pisses all over you?
No doubt... if it isn't piss, will someone please explain what the liquid gushing out of these ladies is?

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2009, 09:11:48 PM »
it wasn't a big load. it definitely wasn't entirely piss, and it definitely smelled mildly like some tenecian sea bass.

i don't doubt one bit that there is some urine in the mixture, but it's definitely not completely comprised of it. i don't really care, i think it's rad as fuck either way.
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2009, 09:18:08 PM »
it wasn't a big load. it definitely wasn't entirely piss, and it definitely smelled mildly like some tenecian sea bass.

i don't doubt one bit that there is some urine in the mixture, but it's definitely not completely comprised of it. i don't really care, i think it's rad as fuck either way.
Shit yeah!

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2009, 09:23:22 PM »
I had sex with some girl on a bathroom floor one night and she squirted all over my pants. I wish we had the lights on so I could have seen it. I also fingered her later on that night and she did it again all over my hand. Squirting is tight! I wish every girl could do it.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2009, 09:26:59 PM »
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No, but a girl today told me that a good trick was to play with girls ears. It "gets them all wet." I'll have to try that :]
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you're the raddest dude
it does.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2009, 09:31:17 PM »
good blog. that dude is a babe slayer
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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2009, 09:41:22 PM »
I don't find anything a Slap Pal I've meat here saying anything perverted, thangs happen. There's nothing wrong with a squirt story to me if it's not my couch.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2009, 09:59:53 PM »
^ Have you ever made a girl squirt from her butt during sex?

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2009, 10:07:34 PM »
once in my car and it left a small stain and i got my buddies to sit on it and when they sat down then told them their sittin in squirt but now i have a new car
it's okay to hate but you need to apply all hate evenly and fairly.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2009, 10:15:53 PM »
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i made my lady squirt last week, she was quite suprised. with the right dick pressure on the right vaginal spots, and maybe some clitoral stimulation, it is, in my short but ever so excited experience, easily do-able.
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so she just pisses all over you?
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No doubt... if it isn't piss, will someone please explain what the liquid gushing out of these ladies is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation#Relation_to_urinary_incontinence

Apparently it's a mystery of science!!! I don't get it. How fucking hard is it to test whether a liquid is piss or not?

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2009, 10:27:09 PM »
once in my car and it left a small stain and i got my buddies to sit on it and when they sat down then told them their sittin in squirt but now i have a new car
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2009, 10:27:43 PM »
My cock has never made a girl squirt.

probably never will.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2009, 10:38:38 PM »
There was some dirty talk, with one of the statements being "I want your pussy to squirt all over me." 

wait... what?
I used to post

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2009, 10:51:43 PM »
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There was some dirty talk, with one of the statements being "I want your pussy to squirt all over me." 
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wait... what?
Yeah, I think it's quite obvious I'm not normal in bed, based on my previous threads.

My cock has never made a girl squirt.

probably never will.
There is hope.  Read the tutorial, now just apply that to your cock motions.  Works best with the chick on top so you can go lightning fast.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2009, 11:08:13 PM »
Thread and article are both the shit.   ;D