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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2009, 03:21:48 AM »
"I had it posted but decided to delete it, I don’t want to piss myspace off, but if you want to see it email me at [email protected], I will email it to you. Its ridiculously hot."

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2009, 03:43:12 AM »
I actually use this technique every time, but I always stop when she closes her legs. Next time I'm prying the fuckers open. I swear by it for giving them an orgasm though. My record is 3 but I think with his added information I or anyone could go higher.
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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2009, 03:58:53 AM »
No, but a girl today told me that a good trick was to play with girls ears. It "gets them all wet." I'll have to try that :]

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it does.
if you're getting some traction on a move you're making with a girl, move in as if you're about to tell her a secret, and kiss the fuck out of her ear for a second or two. pretty much failsafe.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2009, 04:57:58 AM »
No and I also would not like to be shit on, spit on or farted on.
the hells wrong with you?  Not even spit?!  

Call me crazy, but I am completely a fan of a freaky ass chick spitting on my dick while blowing me off.



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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2009, 07:09:59 AM »
Soooooooooo many sig worthy quotes in this thread.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2009, 07:14:15 AM »
at work so i havent read anyones replies but, yes i have and she was a lesbian too.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2009, 07:29:55 AM »
^ Have you ever made a girl squirt from her butt during sex?
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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2009, 07:57:51 AM »
girls can be pretty disgusting

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2009, 08:33:14 AM »
Fuck, I wish! I want to get blasted right in my motherfuckin goddamn face.

hahaha this thread is fucking priceless. and no i havent. i dont even think ive given a chick an orgasm from sex. they always stop and say they feel like they are going to pee.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2009, 08:51:43 AM »
unrelated but I have a "friend" who used to think that if you piss inside a girl's vagina while your cock is in there, the vagina closes up and cuts your cock off.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2009, 09:08:31 AM »
No, but a girl today told me that a good trick was to play with girls ears. It "gets them all wet." I'll have to try that :]

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it does.
if you're getting some traction on a move you're making with a girl, move in as if you're about to tell her a secret, and kiss the fuck out of her ear for a second or two. pretty much failsafe.
i always feel like such a little kid when i try the ear move

i've been on a mission to make a girl squirt all over my face. every time i hear that one of my friends did it i get pumped for them, so i can only imagine how psyched i am going to be when i get it to work

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2009, 09:13:07 AM »
unrelated but I have a "friend" who used to think that if you piss inside a girl's vagina while your cock is in there, the vagina closes up and cuts your cock off.

sounds like someone needs to test this theory..


and for the squirting, my last girlfriend did it all the time and it was a lot each time. It became more of a hassle than anything i would say because of all the sheet washing and prep work that had to be done. by prep work i mean laying towels down before we did the did. But i will agree with some of you that it can be pretty cool.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2009, 09:26:38 AM »
unrelated but I have a "friend" who used to think that if you piss inside a girl's vagina while your cock is in there, the vagina closes up and cuts your cock off.

sounds like someone needs to test this theory..


and for the squirting, my last girlfriend did it all the time and it was a lot each time. It became more of a hassle than anything i would say because of all the sheet washing and prep work that had to be done. by prep work i mean laying towels down before we did the did. But i will agree with some of you that it can be pretty cool.



dude thats why you buy one of those piss things that kids have for when they piss the bed.
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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2009, 09:53:49 AM »
You mean a chamberpot?  Those are da bomb.  Chamberpots all day.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2009, 09:59:06 AM »
i have never made a girl squirt  :'(

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #45 on: April 22, 2009, 10:24:22 AM »
I'm gonna try this on a girl I know this weekend.

I'll keep you updated on the results.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #46 on: April 22, 2009, 10:45:37 AM »
There was some dirty talk, with one of the statements being "I want your pussy to squirt all over me." 

I think I say that every weekend during drunk sex...I guess I say some pretty random shit, I should record said dirty talk...
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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #47 on: April 22, 2009, 11:06:39 AM »
yeah last year, it was so uncalled for, it poured all over my crotch, my dick smelt like her puss for 3 days, the end
Why did you not bathe?
I would guess its because it smells better than raisins soaked in vinegar.

And I had something like Unclebobo, where the girl is pouring juices all over me, but I don't think it was an actual squirt. I think it was just a juicy girl. Didn't wear a condom once with her, and when I pulled out, my dick looked like my fingers used  to when I would stay in a bath too long.
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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #48 on: April 22, 2009, 11:09:39 AM »
not quite a squirt, but i recall during some sexing, her being on top and just seriously letting go of something all over me and shaking.  it was the coolest thing ever.  orgasms a plenty, but never pulled off the spiderman clutch, and i certainly tried.  i'll get back to this thread in 2 weeks when she's home.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #49 on: April 22, 2009, 11:13:27 AM »
You mean a chamberpot?  Those are da bomb.  Chamberpots all day.

its more of a heating blanket with out the magical heat gnomes.
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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #50 on: April 22, 2009, 12:21:24 PM »
I've had my share of "juicy" girls...never a full-on squirter, though.

Either way, here's a technique I use to pleasure a woman that seems to do the trick during sexin': When you're on top facing one another, position yourself in a way in which your hip bones are a little higher up than hers.  When you do this you'll be thrusting in a downward motion, rubbing up on her clit the whole time.  The women will love you for this.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #51 on: April 22, 2009, 12:37:03 PM »
unrelated but I have a "friend" who used to think that if you piss inside a girl's vagina while your cock is in there, the vagina closes up and cuts your cock off.


I once fucked a girl while needing to piss, and I was 80% sure I did in in her, and I was just thinking to myself like.. "my god i justpissed in this girls pussy. she's going to die." or this is just going to be the most embarassing thing. luckily I didn't.. I heard they can really die from that.

and as for squirting, I like my share of freaky-weird stuff but I think squirting is nasty. I thnk I would just retaliate with some vomit honestly.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #52 on: April 22, 2009, 12:48:43 PM »
Full on rushing waters is pretty high on my Bucket List.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #53 on: April 22, 2009, 03:14:09 PM »
One night with a German girl, in college.  Eating my way to her heart,  She came,  a big mouthfull.
I looked like a chip munk and kissed her with it, cause I didn't know what was going on,
and it didn't taste like anything.  I asked her if she came and she laughed, trembling.
I didn't know shit,  but apparently I had some amount of skill.

Art Class Alyson too.  She would just gush and I'd think about baseball while she would repeatedly cum.
11 times once,  and Im just a normal dude.
That was kinda cool.  But every girl is different and they don't all gush like that,  or we'd all be washing our
sheets more than once a month.  SOme girls can't even eeek out a single orgasm,  and that is a bummer.

P.S. I like this thread.  Good memories.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #54 on: April 22, 2009, 03:25:41 PM »
One night with a German girl, in college.  Eating my way to her heart,  She came,  a big mouthfull.
I looked like a chip munk and kissed her with it, cause I didn't know what was going on,
and it didn't taste like anything.  I asked her if she came and she laughed, trembling.
I didn't know shit,  but apparently I had some amount of skill.

Art Class Alyson too.  She would just gush and I'd think about baseball while she would repeatedly cum.
11 times once,  and Im just a normal dude.
That was kinda cool.  But every girl is different and they don't all gush like that,  or we'd all be washing our
sheets more than once a month.  SOme girls can't even eeek out a single orgasm,  and that is a bummer.

P.S. I like this thread.  Good memories.
Its funny how different girls react so differently to the same stuff. Some girls make you feel gangster as fuck, the others make you feel like you can't. I've been there when your mouth fills up with her woman juice. I just start spitting it out all over the place. She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.
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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #55 on: April 22, 2009, 03:56:06 PM »
She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #56 on: April 22, 2009, 05:02:04 PM »
unrelated but I have a "friend" who used to think that if you piss inside a girl's vagina while your cock is in there, the vagina closes up and cuts your cock off.


I once fucked a girl while needing to piss, and I was 80% sure I did in in her, and I was just thinking to myself like.. "my god i justpissed in this girls pussy. she's going to die." or this is just going to be the most embarassing thing. luckily I didn't.. I heard they can really die from that.


Fucking while having to piss real bad will just make you bust easier. And i wonder what would happen if you did actually piss while inside.  All i know is it would probably feel great.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #57 on: April 22, 2009, 05:02:22 PM »
One night with a German girl, in college.  Eating my way to her heart,  She came,  a big mouthfull.
I looked like a chip munk and kissed her with it, cause I didn't know what was going on,
and it didn't taste like anything.  I asked her if she came and she laughed, trembling.
I didn't know shit,  but apparently I had some amount of skill.

Art Class Alyson too.  She would just gush and I'd think about baseball while she would repeatedly cum.
11 times once,  and Im just a normal dude.
That was kinda cool.  But every girl is different and they don't all gush like that,  or we'd all be washing our
sheets more than once a month.  SOme girls can't even eeek out a single orgasm,  and that is a bummer.

P.S. I like this thread.  Good memories.

wait, you're telling me you cupped your mouth over one of those porno style pussy volcano eruptions? somebody gnar this man.

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Re: Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?
« Reply #58 on: April 22, 2009, 07:09:32 PM »
oh my god-this thread is amazing. hilarious. make this classic slap. please.

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« Reply #59 on: April 22, 2009, 07:30:51 PM »
"my god i justpissed in this girls pussy. she's going to die."