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BORING ALERT!
« on: July 28, 2006, 05:30:36 PM »
The top threads are a one year old trick, Alex Olson, and where are they now?! 

BORING ALERT!  BORING ALERT!  BORING ALERT!  BORING ALERT!  BORING ALERT!  BORING ALERT!
we're in serious need of some pro beef or new shoe pics.

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2006, 05:34:52 PM »
hahaha
Ha SLAP's resident libtard and NY pro cocksucker.

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2006, 05:40:49 PM »
we can talk about all our cool animated gifs haha

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2006, 05:42:27 PM »
but mizzark still has the best animated gif here

because i still dont know what the fuck it is

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2006, 06:42:55 PM »
but mizzark still has the best animated gif here

because i still dont know what the fuck it is

system of a down

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2006, 06:49:45 PM »
boring.

SLAP is for the haters.

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2006, 08:43:13 PM »
team boring is making a comeback???????????

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2006, 11:25:54 PM »
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but mizzark still has the best animated gif here

because i still dont know what the fuck it is
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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2006, 01:09:37 AM »
FUCK YEA! ERRBODY LOOK AT THE BLINKING GIF!

anyone who claims that that's boring is obviously regular.
« Last Edit: July 29, 2006, 01:11:08 AM by L.S »
LS stands for little sidekick, lil shit lil slug/slime etc etc

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2006, 03:16:14 AM »
FUCK I can't find the SOAD blinking .gif appreciation thread.

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2006, 03:19:55 AM »
Hey guys, what\'s up?

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2006, 03:23:51 AM »
Hey guys, what\'s up?

HA! YESSSSSS......
LS stands for little sidekick, lil shit lil slug/slime etc etc

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2006, 03:25:06 AM »
I guess schmitty hasn't quite figured out the ban function yet...

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2006, 03:33:37 AM »
You\\\'d be surprised. Other things Schmitty hasn\'t quite figured out yet:

*Sex with a women. \"Am I supposed to eat her pussy first, or will she eat mine first?\"

*Wiping after taking a shit. \"I always go too far and get feces in my vag, which ends up casuing a terrible bladder infection\"

*That time of the month. \"I swear, I like can\'t help but cut myself. I JUST WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING, ANYTHING! IS THAT SO WRONG? WELL THEN FUCK YOU MR. FASCIST PIG ASSHOLE!\"
« Last Edit: July 29, 2006, 03:47:41 AM by Alexactly »

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2006, 04:20:37 AM »
hahahahaha.......wow.

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2006, 05:57:59 AM »
Mizzarks avatar is some anime flash alien fuck girl thing I've seen it somwhere? You can probably find it if you google it.
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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2006, 07:48:27 PM »
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, BUMP!

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2006, 08:07:32 PM »
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, BUMP!

why/ aren'/t you typing/ like this /? / / / / / / / / / /

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2019, 01:37:19 PM »
This website is still boring.

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2019, 01:48:10 PM »
This website is still boring.

Idk I think your thread really attributed...

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2019, 03:19:47 PM »
fuck it I’ll bite

There’s literally a thread about a dude in the industry being outed for being a pedo, a female pro transitioning, a dork falling out due to drugs and rain, baker fucking four, and autistic candles. Not to mention photos/video and the music section always delivering and the whatever section where you can talk about rimming yourself and no one blinks and eye.


You’re boring, baby!

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2019, 04:08:30 PM »
fuck it I’ll bite

There’s literally a thread about a dude in the industry being outed for being a pedo, a female pro transitioning, a dork falling out due to drugs and rain, baker fucking four, and autistic candles. Not to mention photos/video and the music section always delivering and the whatever section where you can talk about rimming yourself and no one blinks and eye.


You’re boring, baby!
You bit all right. And he only had to wait 13 years.

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2019, 07:24:16 PM »
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fuck it I’ll bite

There’s literally a thread about a dude in the industry being outed for being a pedo, a female pro transitioning, a dork falling out due to drugs and rain, baker fucking four, and autistic candles. Not to mention photos/video and the music section always delivering and the whatever section where you can talk about rimming yourself and no one blinks and eye.


You’re boring, baby!
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You bit all right. And he only had to wait 13 years.

These things take time.

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2019, 07:33:03 PM »

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2019, 07:55:57 PM »
alex olson is pretty boring

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2019, 08:01:56 PM »
Certain type of fucking up where we can't really say anything meaningful to you

Like a dog licking it's wounds, you'll have some shit rebuttal to any criticism

You're fucking up dude
i need a break from this thread dawg. knowledge doesnt feel like power anymore

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2019, 08:03:55 PM »
Some dickhead in a redneck truck tried to flex by tearing ass on my street,  I made a jerk off motion directly at driver and shook my head in disapproval manner.
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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2019, 05:36:05 AM »
Some dickhead in a redneck truck tried to flex by tearing ass on my street,  I made a jerk off motion directly at driver and shook my head in disapproval manner.

I usually just give them a big ol' thumbs up gesture. Let's them know I'm really ok with what they're doing.

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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2019, 06:43:55 AM »
Some dickhead in a redneck truck tried to flex by tearing ass on my street,  I made a jerk off motion directly at driver and shook my head in disapproval manner.

You know he’s up in a deer stand right now getting all eaten up inside about it.  He’s also thinking something along the lines of “Why am I up in this stand right now?  Is this really fun?  I don’t even know why I’m doing this.  Is it just to fit in with my peer group?  When I look upon God’s creation and see a beautiful, innocent creature walk by, do I really have the urge to kill it?  I don’t need it’s meat for sustenance.  When will I ever break from this guilded cage of redneck decadence I’ve constructed for myself?  It’s always been a lie.  When will I find the courage to be who I want to be?  Sequined one-piece jumpsuit?  Yes please!  And I would put on that fabulous, blood red sequined jumpsuit and that white feather boa and I’d go out to the big city and see the people I like to see and listen to the music i want to hear and I would DANCE damn it... I would DANCE until dawn!”
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Re: BORING ALERT!
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2019, 07:06:15 AM »
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Some dickhead in a redneck truck tried to flex by tearing ass on my street,  I made a jerk off motion directly at driver and shook my head in disapproval manner.
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You know he’s up in a deer stand right now getting all eaten up inside about it.  He’s also thinking something along the lines of “Why am I up in this stand right now?  Is this really fun?  I don’t even know why I’m doing this.  Is it just to fit in with my peer group?  When I look upon God’s creation and see a beautiful, innocent creature walk by, do I really have the urge to kill it?  I don’t need it’s meat for sustenance.  When will I ever break from this guilded cage of redneck decadence I’ve constructed for myself?  It’s always been a lie.  When will I find the courage to be who I want to be?  Sequined one-piece jumpsuit?  Yes please!  And I would put on that fabulous, blood red sequined jumpsuit and that white feather boa and I’d go out to the big city and see the people I like to see and listen to the music i want to hear and I would DANCE damn it... I would DANCE until dawn!”
you just posted cringe bro
Olympic athletes have diets and train really hard.
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