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themosquitokillingmidsman

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have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« on: April 25, 2009, 11:53:24 AM »
i think it would be quite the experience.

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2009, 11:57:52 AM »
I tried to chat up a girl in a wheelchair once.

I wanted to recreate that scene from freddy got fingered that I used to wank over when I was 12.

See turned me down though.

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2009, 12:22:12 PM »
ya but she was way too touchy-feely for me LOL
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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2009, 01:43:14 PM »
Those are called potatos
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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2009, 02:57:43 PM »
this is pussy where are the stories/videos that make me throw up in my mouth
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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2009, 04:20:30 PM »
you'd lose a boner so fast i mean who wants to see stumps

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2009, 06:18:45 PM »
there is a whole genre of porn dedicated to people without limbs. shits kinda weird.

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2009, 07:47:34 PM »
Yah.

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2009, 07:49:11 PM »
I bet he will one day.


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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2009, 08:23:30 PM »
there's this really hot metal girl from jackson, Miss that was missing part of her arm just above the elbow. She would always come to New Orleans to party with her sister, she was into me but i never managed to pull it off. the funny part is i guess people never really pay that much cuz i had to friends that saw me chilling with her and didnt even notice she was missing most of her arm.
Later she found me on myspace but she had turned into some scary jesus freak by then, thats when i realized the dream was over.
She and her sister had crazy death metal names that they went by, hers was Curse i can't remember her sisters but it was even more retarded.

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2009, 08:55:27 PM »
hey i'd fuck a one armed chick named curse too

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2009, 10:22:24 PM »
Paul McCartney fucked an amputee for a while.

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2009, 01:29:54 AM »
"I'M NOT A NUGGET!"

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2009, 05:08:48 AM »
i waited tables in college with this really funny guy who always had good stories and he told me about hooking up with a girl with a missing leg from the knee down. he met her in a club and said she was dancing up a storm and you'd never know she was missing a leg. he got home with her and she was changing and asked him to run down to the car and get her foot for her. he ran down expecting to find a shoe and just thinking that she said it wrong and instead found prostetic leg. he said fuck it and fucked the shit out off her anyway. he claimed it was awsome and that he used her numb like a joystick the whole time.

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2009, 04:19:55 PM »
he claimed it was awsome and that he used her numb like a joystick the whole time.

fucking amazing

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2009, 08:34:50 PM »
i haven't had sex with a limbless woman...yet.

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2009, 08:56:06 PM »
i waited tables in college with this really funny guy who always had good stories and he told me about hooking up with a girl with a missing leg from the knee down. he met her in a club and said she was dancing up a storm and you'd never know she was missing a leg. he got home with her and she was changing and asked him to run down to the car and get her foot for her. he ran down expecting to find a shoe and just thinking that she said it wrong and instead found prostetic leg. he said fuck it and fucked the shit out off her anyway. he claimed it was awsome and that he used her numb like a joystick the whole time.
I supposed going at her sideways would be easy without needing to put her leg over your shoulder

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2009, 03:28:38 AM »
funny story, walked into work one morning to find my boss on redtube (like usual), he shows us the most fucked video. some guy fucks a chick with a half an arm, and she rams her stump up his ass. fucking gross. we were all sickened, the boss was laughing the whole time.

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2009, 05:42:35 AM »


You guys remember her?  Had a sighting over the weekend.  Bombing down the street on an electric scooter.  Mohawk rigid in the wind.  So punk rawk.

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2009, 07:26:47 AM »
I made out with a girl with 1 arm once, it was pretty neat, she was really hot so it didnt matter.

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2009, 05:03:11 PM »
how does she put her hair in a mohawk without hands?

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2009, 07:28:56 PM »
That is some gnarly zen buddhist type shit

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2009, 07:49:14 PM »
no, my friend always said itd be dope to bang a chick with no legs cause u could spin her

only good post in the thread

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2009, 11:14:23 PM »
how does she put her hair in a mohawk without hands?

wat

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2009, 06:17:14 AM »
I'm thinking it's some ingenious phantom limb technique.  Like opening the door a bit, putting her gelled hair in the door crack, then closing the door and pulling her hair out.  Voila, instant mohawk.

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2009, 08:35:48 AM »
a 6/10 deaf girl gave me a handjob in a bathroom once

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Re: have you ever had sex with a limbless woman?
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2009, 12:26:55 PM »
no one cares.