Author Topic: Confession: I'm still a virgin (Read 4570 times)

Bobby Peru · « **Reply #30 on:** April 30, 2009, 09:39:39 PM »

Quote from: frankallen on April 30, 2009, 06:13:24 PM

Ok, so I'm 19, a graduated a year ago, and live in one of those towns where the choice girls leave after they graduate. The only opportunity seems to be a party, but am i strange for wanting it to be special? I know it's not going to be with a 'for real' girl friend. I'm married to my skateboard. Some of my homies hook up left and right though. And it's summer time so I know girls will be coming back from college etc. It's kind of a stupid question to ask in general, but I definitely can't ask a friend. I just can't step it up, you know?

dude, am i making a fool of my self or what?

It sounds like you know what you wanna do and that's fine. Just don't let it dictate your life and the opportunity will fall into your lap quicker than you think.

wake and bacon · « **Reply #31 on:** April 30, 2009, 10:45:53 PM »

most chicks want the d... simply put...

frisco · « **Reply #32 on:** April 30, 2009, 10:55:07 PM »

Getting a girlfriend will put an end to your woes, then you can slay her twice a day everyday for a long ass time, get her to do freaky shit, its the best

fattygay · « **Reply #33 on:** May 01, 2009, 08:03:42 AM »

lie, lie and lie some more
especially if its a girl you don't know

Ben Throttle · « **Reply #34 on:** May 01, 2009, 08:12:51 AM »

Quote from: My penis is on my forehead on May 01, 2009, 08:08:27 AM

"thats fucking disgusting man"

Yeah really, why the fuck do you have a dick on your forehead?

Hola · « **Reply #35 on:** May 01, 2009, 08:23:38 AM »

Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on April 30, 2009, 08:57:32 PM

You guys make it harder than it is. Just get fly, and act like you're fly, and the bitches will come to you. You niggas have 0 self confidence, and I'm sure it stems from sucking at skateboarding and being ugly. Go learn some tricks, and buy some new clothes, then go get some bitches. It's that easy.

this is good advice. you should be able to pick the bitches that you want and be able to get them. dont need to dress nice, just dress well.
almost all the times i randomly got laid were after skating all day, and no shower. asian girls like sweaty ass dudes maybe.

beeda weeda · « **Reply #36 on:** May 01, 2009, 08:28:32 AM »

do what robertson did, fuck some fat trailer trash

Doctor Newton · « **Reply #37 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:15:55 AM »

Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on April 30, 2009, 08:57:32 PM

You niggas have 0 self confidence, and I'm sure it stems from sucking at skateboarding and being ugly.

This is the funniest cotg post I've saw in a long fucking time, not counting ones where you laugh at him rather than with him.

When I lost my red wings she wanted to lay something down on the bed. I had a Black Label death before dishonor shirt that was too big, and laid it down. I don't think anything even got on it, but we didn't look to see. We didn't know wtf to do with it, sense it would be weird to throw it in my closet and anywhere else my mom might have found it and picked it up to wash it. So we put it in a plastic grocery bag and hucked it off a bridge as I was driving her home. Drive by period blood shirt throw.

skate_bored · « **Reply #38 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:22:24 AM »

Quote from: Doctor Newton on May 01, 2009, 09:15:55 AM

Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on April 30, 2009, 08:57:32 PM
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You niggas have 0 self confidence, and I'm sure it stems from sucking at skateboarding and being ugly.
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This is the funniest cotg post I've saw in a long fucking time, not counting ones where you laugh at him rather than with him.

When I lost my red wings she wanted to lay something down on the bed. I had a Black Label death before dishonor shirt that was too big, and laid it down. I don't think anything even got on it, but we didn't look to see. We didn't know wtf to do with it, sense it would be weird to throw it in my closet and anywhere else my mom might have found it and picked it up to wash it. So we put it in a plastic grocery bag and hucked it off a bridge as I was driving her home. Drive by period blood shirt throw.

god damn did you reallllllllllllly do it?! what was it like man? ive fucked when a chick was on her period and it was disgusting thick dark blood that i would never want my mouth near.

busey · « **Reply #39 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:30:26 AM »

rawbertson, please never leave slap.

i lost my virginity to a chick while listening to afi. THAT'S HOW FUCKING COOL I AM!

ALT · « **Reply #40 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:32:28 AM »

Quote from: able on April 30, 2009, 06:55:31 PM

Lower your standards. Practice on a chubby.

Fat girls give good head cus they are always hungry.

angryfacedman · « **Reply #41 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:18:38 AM »

Quote from: My penis is on my forehead on May 01, 2009, 09:51:12 AM

Quote from: ALT on May 01, 2009, 09:32:28 AM
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Quote from: able on April 30, 2009, 06:55:31 PM
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Lower your standards. Practice on a chubby.
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Fat girls give good head cus they are always hungry.
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totally an acceptable way to go i dont even give a shit

Quote from: Ben Throttle on May 01, 2009, 08:12:51 AM
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"thats fucking disgusting man"
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Yeah really, why the fuck do you have a dick on your forehead?
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haha good one fagget, too bad ur dick is fucking exploding with fag

HAHAHAHHAHA

Canuck · « **Reply #42 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:32:19 AM »

Quote from: beeda weeda on May 01, 2009, 08:28:32 AM

do what robertson did, fuck some fat trailer trash

Yah, if you can't wait then just roll to the outskirts of town and pick-up some fat girl. Becareful, they'll love you forever and probably get pregnant, even through she's on the pill and you use a condom.

Doctor Newton · « **Reply #43 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:03:16 PM »

Quote from: skate_bored on May 01, 2009, 09:22:24 AM

Quote from: Doctor Newton on May 01, 2009, 09:15:55 AM
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Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on April 30, 2009, 08:57:32 PM
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You niggas have 0 self confidence, and I'm sure it stems from sucking at skateboarding and being ugly.
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This is the funniest cotg post I've saw in a long fucking time, not counting ones where you laugh at him rather than with him.

When I lost my red wings she wanted to lay something down on the bed. I had a Black Label death before dishonor shirt that was too big, and laid it down. I don't think anything even got on it, but we didn't look to see. We didn't know wtf to do with it, sense it would be weird to throw it in my closet and anywhere else my mom might have found it and picked it up to wash it. So we put it in a plastic grocery bag and hucked it off a bridge as I was driving her home. Drive by period blood shirt throw.
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god damn did you reallllllllllllly do it?! what was it like man? ive fucked when a chick was on her period and it was disgusting thick dark blood that i would never want my mouth near.

It was like normal sex but she was hot and gooey already. Fuck, I thought red wings just meant you fuck a girl on her period. I would never touch my mouth to a period vag man - Never.

skate_bored · « **Reply #44 on:** May 01, 2009, 01:47:56 PM »

Quote from: Doctor Newton on May 01, 2009, 12:03:16 PM

It was like normal sex but she was hot and gooey already. Fuck, I thought red wings just meant you fuck a girl on her period. I would never touch my mouth to a period vag man - Never.

haha yea i had always heard red wings was eating a girl out on your period.

gentle. · « **Reply #45 on:** May 01, 2009, 02:14:59 PM »

Quote from: CeeyMar on April 30, 2009, 06:57:44 PM

Quote from: starvingrobot on April 30, 2009, 06:44:31 PM
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I have no idea how you got through high school without bangin' out one chick. That shit's actually pretty damn difficult to avoid.
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Man are you kidding me? Nailing a random chick in high school is actually pretty hard....bitches in my school won't put out. Man Frank just get a girlfriend and practice. I'm in your boat buuut like 3 years younger and the opportunity is going to present itself soon, I'm nervous as fuck but yeah if you just get a girlfriend you might be able to lose it in a couple of months.

ceeymar giving advice on girls is like ceeymar giving advice on girls

CeeyMar · « **Reply #46 on:** May 01, 2009, 02:19:55 PM »

Oh hey gentle.!

Livin The Psychedelic Lif · « **Reply #47 on:** May 01, 2009, 02:27:31 PM »

we are the uncles that your family warned you about.

CeeyMar · « **Reply #48 on:** May 01, 2009, 02:30:45 PM »

Damn dude! 2 dicks? I better be getting payed money for doing that shit. Hey man it's all good, wouldn't doing this be like making child pornography?

Livin The Psychedelic Lif · « **Reply #49 on:** May 01, 2009, 02:33:49 PM »

the jailbait pics that you dont want to see.

Chris Hansen is back · « **Reply #50 on:** May 01, 2009, 03:20:08 PM »

My ears are burning. What the fuck is going on here?

Dr. Newton 2.0 · « **Reply #51 on:** May 01, 2009, 03:53:15 PM »

Just practice by first soliciting a child on-line.

Livin The Psychedelic Lif · « **Reply #52 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:15:45 PM »

fool deleted the pics

kilgore. · « **Reply #53 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:56:18 PM »

ceeymar, stay out of the way, please. i think Rawb is officially legend status with that fat girl story.

Boston. · « **Reply #54 on:** May 01, 2009, 05:19:04 PM »

Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on April 30, 2009, 08:57:32 PM

You guys make it harder than it is. Just get fly, and act like you're fly, and the bitches will come to you. You niggas have 0 self confidence. Go learn some tricks, and buy some new clothes, then go get some bitches. It's that easy.

Another tip, I know this may sound like a joke or something, but if you're not opposed to getting tattoos, Get a bunch, like a sleeve or some shit, That's automatic hoes.

cotg is kind of dead on from what i've dealt with. whether or not i would have worded it like so is a different thing

get in a good mood, go to a party, talk to some people, shotgun a few, go back to the people, start talking to the chick about absolutely anything and make a few innuendos. you'll be in the zone for sure

kilgore. · « **Reply #55 on:** May 01, 2009, 05:55:37 PM »

Quote from: Boston. on May 01, 2009, 05:19:04 PM

Quote from: ChildoftheGhetto on April 30, 2009, 08:57:32 PM
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You guys make it harder than it is. Just get fly, and act like you're fly, and the bitches will come to you. You niggas have 0 self confidence. Go learn some tricks, and buy some new clothes, then go get some bitches. It's that easy.

Another tip, I know this may sound like a joke or something, but if you're not opposed to getting tattoos, Get a bunch, like a sleeve or some shit, That's automatic hoes.
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cotg is kind of dead on from what i've dealt with. whether or not i would have worded it like so is a different thing

get in a good mood, go to a party, talk to some people, shotgun a few, go back to the people, start talking to the chick about absolutely anything and make a few innuendos. you'll be in the zone for sure

spot on.

Author Topic: Confession: I'm still a virgin (Read 4570 times)

frisco

fattygay

beeda weeda

Doctor Newton

angryfacedman

Doctor Newton

CeeyMar

Livin The Psychedelic Lif

CeeyMar

Livin The Psychedelic Lif

Dr. Newton 2.0

Livin The Psychedelic Lif

Boston.