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Re: Boobs
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2009, 04:03:11 PM »
Probably my most favorite natural tits ever:







and a vid of her just playing with them for like 10 minutes: http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/angel-dark/68179/

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2009, 04:55:51 PM »
http://www.vbs.tv/shows.php?show=1673358

just skip ahead to her rubbing lotion on her tits.

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« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2009, 05:08:26 PM »
Yeah that was nice.  VBS is so rad.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2009, 11:01:29 PM »

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2009, 11:18:25 PM »


this picture is the perfect explanation of tits. "hmm i wonder what tits look like under a shirt.". well, here you go.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2009, 07:34:55 AM »
That picture of the girl looking down her shirt instantly reminded me of this You Tube clip:



I have no idea how I ever found it, but it was years ago and I watch it regularly since then. Don't know what it is about it, but it's so fucking hot.

Zero to boner in 17 seconds.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2009, 05:02:40 PM »

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2009, 05:36:11 PM »
Keeley Hazell





http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4164u_keeley-hazell-naked-2_sexy

I currently don't have internet, and I have to look at this thread and the ass one at the library while considering if I really want to whack off in a public restroom. For those of you who can whack off in the comfort of your home, enjoy it for those of us who can't.

What's your problem? Jack off in the library and then post about it in the perverted thread.
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2009, 08:19:56 PM »


haha fuck i thought i posted a picture of her on the past page... turns out i didn't

fully agree with them boobtayss...boobs beer bud, bud; the three b's

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2009, 09:45:18 PM »
how weird are fake tits. its like theres no tits....then they have big tits. never touched fake tits but its on my list. any of you guys done it? are they boring? they seem boring and only for the novelty aspect and not for real genuine titty fun.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2009, 09:57:44 PM »
how weird are fake tits. its like theres no tits....then they have big tits. never touched fake tits but its on my list. any of you guys done it? are they boring? they seem boring and only for the novelty aspect and not for real genuine titty fun.

fake as in... imaginary? or what...

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2009, 10:16:40 PM »
i think he means implants.

i havent touched fake boobs before, but given the opportunity i would. probably wouldnt like them as much though, nothing can beat
real boobs.

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« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2009, 10:49:42 PM »
I'm so happy I made this thread.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #43 on: May 21, 2009, 07:34:47 AM »
how weird are fake tits. its like theres no tits....then they have big tits. never touched fake tits but its on my list. any of you guys done it? are they boring? they seem boring and only for the novelty aspect and not for real genuine titty fun.

The thing that I think that's fucked up about fake tits is that they are not even organic human flesh. It's just skin stretched over globs of chemicals. Think about it, you're just squeezing a bag of man made chemicals that they've cut someone open and implanted under their skin. Might as well get them implanted on your legs so you can feel them up all the time. Put water balloons under a t-shirt and feel those up. Same concept.

When I'm watching fake tits in porn it doesn't seem to bother me much because they're all fake filthy whores anyway, but I'd be bummed to date a girl with fake tits. I'd prefer small natural titties to big fake ones any day.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2009, 12:19:04 PM »
how weird are fake tits. its like theres no tits....then they have big tits. never touched fake tits but its on my list. any of you guys done it? are they boring? they seem boring and only for the novelty aspect and not for real genuine titty fun.

They have to be broken in. After years they feel great...out of the box, they're like football helmets.

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« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2009, 01:00:35 PM »
^^^^^^^^^^
I guess you could always just punch em around for a while.  The best is when a fake titter is lying on his/her back and they look like half inflated basketballs with the rankle sesh bumps on the side, so hot.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #46 on: May 21, 2009, 03:36:09 PM »
how weird are fake tits. its like theres no tits....then they have big tits. never touched fake tits but its on my list. any of you guys done it? are they boring? they seem boring and only for the novelty aspect and not for real genuine titty fun.

I've never personally touched a fake titty.  BUT, my cousin hooked up with this babe who had fake tits and the next day she sent him a picture of them.  He then sent it to me, so WHO WANTS TO SEE EM?!

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #47 on: May 21, 2009, 03:53:33 PM »
throw em up robot
It was seriously like seeing Jesus on a skateboard.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2009, 03:59:51 PM »
i wanna see these fake tits

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #49 on: May 21, 2009, 04:11:15 PM »
i cant see them all i see is an x

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #50 on: May 21, 2009, 04:29:38 PM »
Fixed.

She went from a B to a C.  These are the fake Cs.

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« Reply #51 on: May 21, 2009, 04:31:53 PM »
Someone gnar robot for me

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #52 on: May 21, 2009, 05:42:47 PM »
1. Have there ever been any topless pictures of Scarlett Johanssen? I've been assuming that there are not. Mr. Skin lists only one instance of her nude:
http://www.mrskin.com/Movies/19342/A_Good_Woman.htm

2. I never knew VBS had anything else that skate stuff! Rad.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #53 on: May 21, 2009, 05:49:34 PM »
That's no C unless she's swollen and over 130lbs, and a chemical ball still has flesh on top of it and a normal nipple if it went in through the arm pit. It still has no orifice to penetrate properly. Besides, she had a good story about the tiny (left or right I can't remember) tit syndrome, a defect that was corrected, if you will.
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Re: Boobs
« Reply #54 on: May 21, 2009, 10:34:37 PM »
Fixed.

She went from a B to a C.  These are the fake Cs.



those are really nice fake tits. closest to natural that ive seen.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #55 on: May 21, 2009, 11:50:24 PM »
Fixed.

She went from a B to a C.  These are the fake Cs.



those are really nice fake tits. closest to natural that ive seen.

that is a good looking set of fake tits for sure, and i'm not for em

personal fave:

Faye Valentine's


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Re: Boobs
« Reply #56 on: May 22, 2009, 12:51:15 PM »


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Re: Boobs
« Reply #57 on: May 22, 2009, 12:55:40 PM »
scarlett johansson has the best tits EVER!

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #58 on: May 24, 2009, 03:46:12 PM »






Bitches call me pussy, the horse filler.

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Re: Boobs
« Reply #59 on: May 24, 2009, 10:16:50 PM »
from that tittaycittay blog