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« Reply #604 on: December 09, 2009, 11:48:20 AM »
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« Reply #605 on: December 09, 2009, 12:34:24 PM »


haha first thing i did when i saw this was call my lady and recite it aloud for her horrified ears.

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« Reply #609 on: December 09, 2009, 05:11:06 PM »
Damn, dude.  Where's the clapping emoticon?

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« Reply #610 on: December 10, 2009, 07:07:47 AM »


haha first thing i did when i saw this was call my lady and recite it aloud for her horrified ears.

HAHAHA...Same!!  Well I sent it to her.  She wasn't too bummed though.  Pretty open minded about such things in fact.
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« Reply #611 on: December 10, 2009, 08:09:18 AM »
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« Reply #612 on: December 10, 2009, 12:36:06 PM »


haha first thing i did when i saw this was call my lady and recite it aloud for her horrified ears.

HAHAHA...Same!!  Well I sent it to her.  She wasn't too bummed though.  Pretty open minded about such things in fact.

haha lucky you

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« Reply #613 on: December 10, 2009, 04:36:59 PM »


haha first thing i did when i saw this was call my lady and recite it aloud for her horrified ears.

HAHAHA...Same!!  Well I sent it to her.  She wasn't too bummed though.  Pretty open minded about such things in fact.

haha lucky you

Yeah...honestly about a week ago she started asking me about porn.  She said she was looking at PLAYBOY and got bummed cause she was expecting to see more.  She's all into it now.

Basically I think the key with GF's and porn is to be upfront right from the beginning.  I was straight up about looking at porn way before I was even having sex with her.  And I'd always joke about it and shit.  So it's never been a big deal.  And now after a few months, she's getting all interested.  She wants more ideas in bed apparently.  What more could you want from your lady?

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« Reply #614 on: December 10, 2009, 04:39:17 PM »


haha first thing i did when i saw this was call my lady and recite it aloud for her horrified ears.

HAHAHA...Same!!  Well I sent it to her.  She wasn't too bummed though.  Pretty open minded about such things in fact.

haha lucky you

Yeah...honestly about a week ago she started asking me about porn.  She said she was looking at PLAYBOY and got bummed cause she was expecting to see more.  She's all into it now.

Basically I think the key with GF's and porn is to be upfront right from the beginning.  I was straight up about looking at porn way before I was even having sex with her.  And I'd always joke about it and shit.  So it's never been a big deal.  And now after a few months, she's getting all interested.  She wants more ideas in bed apparently.  What more could you want from your lady?

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« Reply #615 on: December 10, 2009, 05:57:20 PM »
 

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« Reply #616 on: December 11, 2009, 10:05:19 AM »
Have you ever seen girls try and find porn...its pathetic... they have no idea what they are doing... Whereas every single guy has a Master Degree in Internet Pornography searching techinques.

A few weeks ago I got to my girlfriend's house and when I asked to use her computer a bit later she closed a RedTube window.  I started laughing and told her I saw it.  She was laughing and embarrassed.

haha this is so true.
The key words are so funny.

Examples?

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« Reply #617 on: December 11, 2009, 06:56:50 PM »
girl i talk to is really hyped on seeing girls squirting but shes also down for gay shit like seeing gurls makeout and shit.
of course i come throw and show her whats up with the cumshots and facials  8)
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« Reply #618 on: December 11, 2009, 11:19:24 PM »
girl i talk to is really hyped on seeing girls squirting but shes also down for gay shit like seeing gurls makeout and shit.
of course i come throw and show her whats up with the cumshots and facials  8)

show her this: http://www.tube8.com/blowjob/peter-north-cum-shots/62889/

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« Reply #619 on: December 11, 2009, 11:24:23 PM »
girl i talk to is really hyped on seeing girls squirting but shes also down for gay shit like seeing gurls makeout and shit.
of course i come throw and show her whats up with the cumshots and facials  8)

show her this: http://www.tube8.com/blowjob/peter-north-cum-shots/62889/
funny you say that because i already showed it to her haha dudes my hero
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« Reply #622 on: December 13, 2009, 03:11:29 PM »
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« Reply #625 on: December 14, 2009, 09:30:29 PM »


I love the idea of febreezing an ass

ahahah i didn't look closely enough to notice that. i thought it was just water, which is still suspicious. that's fucking great.

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« Reply #627 on: December 15, 2009, 02:38:08 PM »
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« Reply #629 on: December 15, 2009, 07:13:43 PM »
this one doesn't do her bum justice, but the muff shot is just epic.