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Re: Asses
« Reply #600 on: December 09, 2009, 10:44:14 AM »

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« Reply #601 on: December 09, 2009, 11:23:33 AM »

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Re: Asses
« Reply #602 on: December 09, 2009, 11:48:20 AM »
Boring day rob?   ;D

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Re: Asses
« Reply #603 on: December 09, 2009, 12:34:24 PM »


haha first thing i did when i saw this was call my lady and recite it aloud for her horrified ears.

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Re: Asses
« Reply #604 on: December 09, 2009, 01:33:42 PM »

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« Reply #605 on: December 09, 2009, 03:47:25 PM »
i love naked females

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Re: Asses
« Reply #606 on: December 09, 2009, 05:00:48 PM »
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Re: Asses
« Reply #607 on: December 09, 2009, 05:11:06 PM »
Damn, dude.  Where's the clapping emoticon?

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Re: Asses
« Reply #608 on: December 10, 2009, 07:07:47 AM »
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haha first thing i did when i saw this was call my lady and recite it aloud for her horrified ears.

HAHAHA...Same!!  Well I sent it to her.  She wasn't too bummed though.  Pretty open minded about such things in fact.
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« Reply #609 on: December 10, 2009, 08:09:18 AM »
Jenny Hendrix in a Milk Bath: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=c87lwrgp

One of the best asses in porn, no doubt.

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« Reply #610 on: December 10, 2009, 12:36:06 PM »
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haha first thing i did when i saw this was call my lady and recite it aloud for her horrified ears.
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HAHAHA...Same!!  Well I sent it to her.  She wasn't too bummed though.  Pretty open minded about such things in fact.

haha lucky you

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Re: Asses
« Reply #611 on: December 10, 2009, 04:36:59 PM »
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haha first thing i did when i saw this was call my lady and recite it aloud for her horrified ears.
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HAHAHA...Same!!  Well I sent it to her.  She wasn't too bummed though.  Pretty open minded about such things in fact.
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haha lucky you

Yeah...honestly about a week ago she started asking me about porn.  She said she was looking at PLAYBOY and got bummed cause she was expecting to see more.  She's all into it now.

Basically I think the key with GF's and porn is to be upfront right from the beginning.  I was straight up about looking at porn way before I was even having sex with her.  And I'd always joke about it and shit.  So it's never been a big deal.  And now after a few months, she's getting all interested.  She wants more ideas in bed apparently.  What more could you want from your lady?

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Re: Asses
« Reply #612 on: December 10, 2009, 04:39:17 PM »
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haha first thing i did when i saw this was call my lady and recite it aloud for her horrified ears.
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HAHAHA...Same!!  Well I sent it to her.  She wasn't too bummed though.  Pretty open minded about such things in fact.
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haha lucky you
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Yeah...honestly about a week ago she started asking me about porn.  She said she was looking at PLAYBOY and got bummed cause she was expecting to see more.  She's all into it now.

Basically I think the key with GF's and porn is to be upfront right from the beginning.  I was straight up about looking at porn way before I was even having sex with her.  And I'd always joke about it and shit.  So it's never been a big deal.  And now after a few months, she's getting all interested.  She wants more ideas in bed apparently.  What more could you want from your lady?

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Re: Asses
« Reply #613 on: December 10, 2009, 05:57:20 PM »
 

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Re: Asses
« Reply #614 on: December 11, 2009, 10:05:19 AM »
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Have you ever seen girls try and find porn...its pathetic... they have no idea what they are doing... Whereas every single guy has a Master Degree in Internet Pornography searching techinques.
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A few weeks ago I got to my girlfriend's house and when I asked to use her computer a bit later she closed a RedTube window.  I started laughing and told her I saw it.  She was laughing and embarrassed.
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haha this is so true.
The key words are so funny.

Examples?

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Re: Asses
« Reply #615 on: December 11, 2009, 06:56:50 PM »
girl i talk to is really hyped on seeing girls squirting but shes also down for gay shit like seeing gurls makeout and shit.
of course i come throw and show her whats up with the cumshots and facials  8)
IF YOU HAVE SEX ONCE, YOU GET HERPES. IF YOU DO COKE ONCE, YOU DIE AND LOSE YOUR JOB.

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« Reply #616 on: December 11, 2009, 11:19:24 PM »
girl i talk to is really hyped on seeing girls squirting but shes also down for gay shit like seeing gurls makeout and shit.
of course i come throw and show her whats up with the cumshots and facials  8)

show her this: http://www.tube8.com/blowjob/peter-north-cum-shots/62889/

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« Reply #617 on: December 11, 2009, 11:24:23 PM »
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girl i talk to is really hyped on seeing girls squirting but shes also down for gay shit like seeing gurls makeout and shit.
of course i come throw and show her whats up with the cumshots and facials  8)
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show her this: http://www.tube8.com/blowjob/peter-north-cum-shots/62889/
funny you say that because i already showed it to her haha dudes my hero
IF YOU HAVE SEX ONCE, YOU GET HERPES. IF YOU DO COKE ONCE, YOU DIE AND LOSE YOUR JOB.

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Re: Asses
« Reply #618 on: December 12, 2009, 01:50:31 AM »

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« Reply #620 on: December 13, 2009, 03:11:29 PM »
Jenny Hendrix in a Milk Bath: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=c87lwrgp

One of the best asses in porn, no doubt.

You are my hero!

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« Reply #621 on: December 14, 2009, 10:37:57 AM »

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Re: Asses
« Reply #622 on: December 14, 2009, 09:19:11 PM »

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« Reply #623 on: December 14, 2009, 09:30:29 PM »
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I love the idea of febreezing an ass

ahahah i didn't look closely enough to notice that. i thought it was just water, which is still suspicious. that's fucking great.

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« Reply #624 on: December 15, 2009, 04:36:41 AM »

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« Reply #625 on: December 15, 2009, 02:38:08 PM »
GOOD LAWD!

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« Reply #627 on: December 15, 2009, 07:13:43 PM »
this one doesn't do her bum justice, but the muff shot is just epic.


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« Reply #628 on: December 15, 2009, 08:39:35 PM »

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« Reply #629 on: December 17, 2009, 09:41:15 AM »