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« Reply #2700 on: June 19, 2018, 05:56:31 AM »
Infinity Chris Henson is gonna body yo ass man

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« Reply #2701 on: June 19, 2018, 10:12:49 AM »






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« Reply #2702 on: June 19, 2018, 10:13:44 AM »
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I never understood Taylor swift as a sex symbol.
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me neither, its just the easiest evidence of tiny booty I could find.

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« Reply #2703 on: June 19, 2018, 02:24:54 PM »
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She's a Polish Playboy model named Jennifer Humphrey

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« Reply #2704 on: June 19, 2018, 05:12:48 PM »
lol. That's photoshopped right?

looks like it's got you questioning your principles
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« Reply #2705 on: June 19, 2018, 10:04:22 PM »
I never understood Taylor swift as a sex symbol.

i would love to fill her ass with my seed

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« Reply #2706 on: June 20, 2018, 08:54:40 PM »
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I never understood Taylor swift as a sex symbol.
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i would love to fill her ass with my seed

She’d sign a prenup.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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« Reply #2707 on: June 21, 2018, 08:58:11 AM »
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lol. That's photoshopped right?
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looks like it's got you questioning your principles

Principles? Maybe "lol" was inappropriate. I'd take that back.
Maybe I was trawling for more information on those more-than-convincingly feminine cheeks, happening to pinch back cornfed, grade-A Nebraska hog. Maybe I've already pulled my pud toward that picture. Maybe I wanted to print it out on quality stock paper and tack it up between my Budos Band concert poster and my Nate Jones IPath ad, c. 2003 (back smith).
Maybe your concern with my "principles" belies a tingle in your own weenie.

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« Reply #2708 on: June 21, 2018, 10:25:40 AM »
I never understood Taylor swift as a sex symbol.

she's the aryan ideal that drives normies crazy, and another good reason that the white race needs to die out
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« Reply #2709 on: June 21, 2018, 02:40:50 PM »
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I never understood Taylor swift as a sex symbol.
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she's the aryan ideal that drives normies crazy, and another good reason that the white race needs to die out

that doesnt mean i still wouldnt like to pump her ass full of my seed.  her little brown eye winking at you

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« Reply #2710 on: June 21, 2018, 02:57:11 PM »
I never understood Taylor swift as a sex symbol.

if you did ...you'd want to fuck skinny white chicks who always play the victim ...so more power to you

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« Reply #2711 on: June 21, 2018, 08:22:07 PM »
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I never understood Taylor swift as a sex symbol.
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if you did ...you'd want to fuck skinny white chicks who always play the victim ...so more power to you

what wrong with wanting to fuck skinny white chicks who alway play the victim?  they have tight assholes.  you should ax first before putting it in girls butt anyway

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« Reply #2712 on: June 22, 2018, 07:02:16 AM »

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« Reply #2713 on: June 22, 2018, 07:44:56 AM »
We don't deserve him

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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« Reply #2714 on: June 26, 2018, 10:52:10 PM »
I'm into Taylor swift bootys too, cause sometimes I wanna do damage instead of damage being inflicted on me


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« Reply #2715 on: August 12, 2018, 12:37:26 AM »
I never understood Taylor swift as a sex symbol.

The most average girl. Not top 100 girls I would smash, if getting Oprah rich wasn’t a consideration.

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« Reply #2716 on: August 12, 2018, 12:38:57 AM »
Also her name should never be mentioned in a thread called “asses”

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« Reply #2717 on: August 14, 2018, 02:06:44 PM »
Leave Taylor alone!!!

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« Reply #2718 on: August 14, 2018, 09:39:40 PM »
Also her name should never be mentioned in a thread called “asses”


Maybe we can make an assless thread?
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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« Reply #2719 on: August 22, 2018, 07:39:58 PM »
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I never understood Taylor swift as a sex symbol.
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Never have, never will.

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« Reply #2720 on: August 22, 2018, 09:00:26 PM »
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Also her name should never be mentioned in a thread called “asses”
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Maybe we can make an assless thread?

With just 5 squats a day you can help these people have an ass
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« Reply #2721 on: August 23, 2018, 09:25:03 PM »





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« Reply #2722 on: September 18, 2018, 10:27:20 PM »
"Giovanni Reda sleeps with the fishes"


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« Reply #2723 on: September 18, 2018, 10:49:33 PM »

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« Reply #2724 on: October 03, 2018, 02:52:33 PM »
hopefully ty evans was there to film him laying on the ground in HD

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« Reply #2725 on: October 03, 2018, 06:27:40 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy2qEfAAwyo

Absolutely nothing but wifey material, in front of (perhaps) the finest dining establishment known to man. Bravo
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« Reply #2726 on: October 09, 2018, 09:56:29 AM »



from my ex


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« Reply #2727 on: October 09, 2018, 04:12:43 PM »
Fucking awesome thread

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« Reply #2728 on: October 09, 2018, 08:05:01 PM »
Ima gonna post a picture of Brett Kavanaugh get a lil saucy I figure

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« Reply #2729 on: October 10, 2018, 07:01:04 PM »



from my ex

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