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Re: Asses
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2009, 01:03:05 PM »
I would do dirty things with that ass, dirty things.

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« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2009, 03:52:54 PM »
would you rather hear "woo" from the omar salazar pack? i wouldn't. their "yeahs" are genuine, and cool. "yeah" has been the battle cry of skaters for as long as i can remember.

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Re: Asses
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2009, 05:22:20 PM »
Ass thread made it to two pages before boobs thread. That means we like asses one page more than we like boobs as of this writing.

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« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2009, 07:38:37 PM »
i would fucking love to like these girls buttholes  :P

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« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2009, 09:49:18 PM »

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« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2009, 01:20:33 AM »
Ofcourse slap loves asses more than tittays. A great ass will last years after growing old, a good pair of tits has limited shelf-life. People always trying to grab them off the "rack" but they never get them...

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« Reply #37 on: May 18, 2009, 01:46:04 AM »
...making them all the more elusive and valuable. i love tits.

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Re: Asses
« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2009, 01:50:15 AM »
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« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2009, 02:03:19 AM »
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Re: Asses
« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2009, 02:09:07 AM »
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that Rachel Starr, is one piece of AYYSSee
I know from experience, dude

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Re: Asses
« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2009, 10:09:47 AM »
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that Rachel Starr, is one piece of AYYSSee
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I know from experience, dude

No you dont

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« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2009, 11:42:26 AM »
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that Rachel Starr, is one piece of AYYSSee
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I know from experience, dude

No you dont
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well not me but a buddy of mine and her got it on, woooooeeeeeeee!


i was gonna post a picture but got distracted looking for one.

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Re: Asses
« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2009, 12:17:23 PM »
...but you could imagine what it would be like if they did

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Re: Asses
« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2009, 01:50:14 PM »

when ever i watch TPB i can't help but stare at Sarah's butt
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« Reply #45 on: May 18, 2009, 02:21:44 PM »

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Re: Asses
« Reply #46 on: May 18, 2009, 05:09:32 PM »
I think I was a tit man before I lost my virginity, then slowly I learned how much more useful asses are, and began to appreciate them more. Still like boobs, but they are secondary. Also, asses are easier to check out.
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Re: Asses
« Reply #47 on: May 18, 2009, 08:17:00 PM »
Face down ass up!

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Re: Asses
« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2009, 08:22:01 PM »
i would fucking love to like these girls buttholes  :P

Well you can like their buttholes all you want. Personally I'd rather cram my face in there and toss their fuckin salads.

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Re: Asses
« Reply #49 on: May 18, 2009, 09:07:12 PM »
I love how this and the Boobs thread are always at the top even though it isn't stickied (in a sense). I would've expected this to have grown up to a billion pages by now, however.

EDIT: oh crap they are stickied.
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ALIEN UNDERNEATH, EXPLODED JIZZ IN HIS BITCH'S FACE!

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Re: Asses
« Reply #50 on: May 18, 2009, 09:31:38 PM »
I'm an ass man. Tits are secondary to a nice ass.

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« Reply #51 on: May 19, 2009, 12:15:42 PM »
somebody give stabbin a fucking cookie
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Re: Asses
« Reply #52 on: May 19, 2009, 07:38:05 PM »

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« Reply #53 on: May 19, 2009, 11:09:40 PM »
...but you could imagine what it would be like if they did

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im with the asses thread

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« Reply #54 on: May 19, 2009, 11:21:12 PM »
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« Reply #55 on: May 20, 2009, 03:43:13 AM »
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that Rachel Starr, is one piece of AYYSSee
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I know from experience, dude

No you dont
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well not me but a buddy of mine and her got it on, woooooeeeeeeee!


i was gonna post a picture but got distracted looking for one.
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.....noooo they didn't....


...i know.. but you can imagine what it'd be like, right?



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Re: Asses
« Reply #56 on: May 20, 2009, 05:14:03 PM »

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« Reply #57 on: May 20, 2009, 10:20:25 PM »

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« Reply #58 on: May 21, 2009, 03:15:15 PM »

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« Reply #59 on: May 21, 2009, 04:04:15 PM »