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« Reply #874 on: March 24, 2011, 01:53:45 PM »
I feel extremely gay when lurking this thread.
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Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
I'm so high right now, what's going on??

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« Reply #875 on: March 24, 2011, 03:01:00 PM »



Oh shit. I want to print that out, and hang it on my ceiling above my bed. Waking up, seeing that first thing, you could never have a bad day.
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« Reply #876 on: March 24, 2011, 03:35:06 PM »



Oh shit. I want to print that out, and hang it on my ceiling above my bed. Waking up, seeing that first thing, you could never have a bad day.
Exactly my first thought. Second thought: That dog has bad grammar.

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« Reply #877 on: March 24, 2011, 07:55:18 PM »
Mouse punks Leopard

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1190772/What-squeak-Daring-mouse-whos-boss-scares-leopard-steals-lunch.html

It's not so much snatching victory from the jaws of defeat as dinner from the jaws of danger.
But even the imposing presence of an adult leopard at feeding time is not enough to get between plucky young Rattus Norvegicus (better known as the brown rat) and a free meal.
This extraordinary series of images were captured by photography student Casey Gutteridge, as he trained his camera on the leopard for a course project.


The little rat - thought to be only two to three months old - was spotted scampering into the leopard's enclosure shortly after feeding time at the Santago Rare Leopard Project, in Hertfordshire.
So intent was the plucky rodent on its mission to snatch a tasty snack, that it seemed not to notice that its path was taking it within a whisker's breadth of 12-year-old Sheena.
Clutching a corner of raw meat with its tiny paws, the rat busily tucked in, until it sensed one of those whiskers moving in.
Sheena, bemused by the interloper coming between her and the remains of dinner, padded over on paws big enough to wreak vengeance with a single swipe.

But rather than giving the thief at very least the hearty set down it deserved, she gingerly lowered her nose for an exploratory sniff.
Rattus paused, lifted its dainty pink claws in submission, then - obviously deciding on a nothing-ventured-nothing-gained approach - continued to tuck in.
And after another tentative investigation, Sheena gave the leopard equivalent of a shrug and turned away.



Mr Gutteridge, 19, from Potters Bar, Hertfordshire, thought the rodent was a mouse.
Mr Gutteridge said: 'I have no idea where it came from - he just appeared in the enclosure after the keeper had dropped in the meat for the leopard.
'He didn't take any notice of the leopard, just went straight over to the meat and started feeding himself.
'But the leopard was pretty surprised - she bent down and sniffed at it and flinched a bit like she was scared.
'It was amazing, even the keeper who had thrown the meat into the enclosure was shocked - he said he'd never seen anything like it before.'
An expert at the Wildlife Trust said the creature was in fact a young and 'inexperienced rat', identifiable by its big paws and ears and more importantly its bald, scaly tail with a thick base.
Leopard project owner Jackie James added: 'My son threw meat in for the photographers and it just appeared. Sheena batted it away but it just came back. The determined little thing took no notice and just carried on.'




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« Reply #881 on: March 26, 2011, 10:12:24 AM »


i think i was,anyways

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« Reply #882 on: March 27, 2011, 08:44:43 PM »


I was hoping one of his deer buddies would walk by and he would just whistle and look around until he walked out of frame, then jump back in.

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« Reply #884 on: March 28, 2011, 11:23:25 AM »


that would be awesome if he had a 40 of king cobra in a brown bag next to him
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« Reply #885 on: March 30, 2011, 06:46:52 AM »
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HAAHAH o man I miss my guinea pigs. Such a hilarious, dopey animal.


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« Reply #887 on: March 30, 2011, 10:15:24 AM »
I cant believe I only just found this thread, my lurk game is really slipping, apologies if this gem is ABP.



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« Reply #889 on: April 01, 2011, 04:55:07 AM »
Fuck! I lost my shit at 0:39. Thanks for posting.



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« Reply #891 on: April 02, 2011, 08:12:21 AM »


oh my god I want to kick this parrot so bad, he rapes and punishes a men in the head

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« Reply #892 on: April 02, 2011, 08:40:28 AM »
^ I wanna kick you so bad, that parrot is great.

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« Reply #894 on: April 02, 2011, 11:13:57 PM »
i love this thread...
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« Reply #895 on: April 03, 2011, 02:15:33 AM »
Friend of mine made this.




THEY ARE TAKING OVER.
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« Reply #896 on: April 03, 2011, 05:18:42 AM »
^ thats pretty good  ;D

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