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sloth in a box, chimpanzee getting buck topic.
« on: May 27, 2009, 09:39:07 PM »

having a rough day? feeling underappreciated? cannot find your niche? in debt? losing reputation over an incident of whiskey dick? gaining enemies? dont need enemies? getting allergy and tension headaches? fucked with the wrong bumblaclaat? remembering the better days with the girl? feeling in a haze, a bit out of it?


look at these pictures, focus on them....









and feel euphoric , if only temporary. it'll get better. i bet you feel better already.

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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2009, 09:52:55 PM »
YES. Finally. I will slothanize this topic to sloth.






my fav ninja sloth.







LUTZKA SUCKED HIS OWN DICK OFF
NOW HIS PUSSY IS 120 GRIT SOFT
I PEELED THAT NIGGAS SKIN OFF LIKE GRIPTAPE
ALIEN UNDERNEATH, EXPLODED JIZZ IN HIS BITCH'S FACE!

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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2009, 10:10:18 PM »
swimming sloth


road sloth


little sloths





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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2009, 10:36:45 PM »
sloths are the shit

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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2009, 10:53:06 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2009, 10:54:51 PM »
This is the greatest thing I have saw all day.  John never disappoints me

I must contribute











« Last Edit: May 27, 2009, 11:01:38 PM by Doctor Newton »

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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2009, 11:51:37 PM »


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Re: sloth in a box, chimpanzee getting buck topic.
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2009, 03:23:25 AM »
sloths are the best

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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2009, 04:19:04 AM »
my ex girlfriend told me that even if a sloth knows that its on a rotting branch that will fall, he would rather sit there and fall than put the effort to move

this thread made me think of her, bit a of a backfire but regardless

sloths are fucking dope


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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2009, 07:28:04 AM »
Dude, SO stoked on sloths! I did a report on them and made a diorama in like grade 5 and I've been obsessed ever since. If we're talking sloths in a box, I can't believe this precious little guy hasn't made an appearance yet:



Basically my favourite photo ever.

I also drew this graphic in black and white on the bottom of a blank board once based on a week-long debate me and my friend had over who would win in a fight. Me and my friends were so stoked on the graphic I ended up making it into this painting that I've had on my wall in the hallways for years.

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Re: sloth in a box, chimpanzee getting buck topic.
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2009, 10:41:27 AM »
even if a sloth knows that its on a rotting branch that will fall, he would rather sit there and fall than put the effort to move

I admire that

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« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2009, 10:43:29 AM »
Cats should step their game up. The sloths are slowly becoming the new favorite on slap!

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« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2009, 10:56:46 AM »


Is this some sort of human sized sloth, or is that a costume?


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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2009, 11:29:42 AM »


Is this some sort of human sized sloth, or is that a costume?


i'm 85% sure that the one on the left is a real sloth, don't know about the right one

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« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2009, 11:31:55 AM »
slap needs more of this.
LS stands for little sidekick, lil shit lil slug/slime etc etc

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« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2009, 02:43:46 PM »






I love this creature
Bitches call me pussy, the horse filler.

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« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2009, 04:03:39 PM »
i fuckin love sloths

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« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2009, 04:53:37 PM »
Cats should step their game up.
It is impossible for the greatness of kittys to go any higher.

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« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2009, 09:38:56 PM »
i miss the golden age of slothdom

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Re: sloth in a box, chimpanzee getting buck topic.
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2009, 11:44:51 PM »
Sloths are money, and so are Slow Loris.




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Re: sloth in a box, chimpanzee getting buck topic.
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2009, 12:01:21 AM »
Sloths are money, and so are Slow Loris.





im so glad i came back to this thread. the excitement of having its underarms scratched could never be met by a human.
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« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2009, 09:36:50 AM »
that chimp knows how to party.
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2009, 01:06:40 PM »
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2009, 11:37:00 PM »
sonya was a little cutie!

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« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2009, 11:43:49 PM »


CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!

I've watched that exact clip probably 12 times and every time I want to cry because it's so precious. I don't care if anyone makes fun of me, I'm 100% serious. I want to cry.
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Re: sloth in a box, chimpanzee getting buck topic.
« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2009, 11:52:08 PM »
sloths are pretty damn cool
but dogs are the best
look at this little guy..


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Re: sloth in a box, chimpanzee getting buck topic.
« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2009, 12:08:58 AM »
that chimp knows how to party.
hahaha! I think I just woke up my roommate
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« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2009, 06:37:04 PM »
Thank you BDJF for starting this thread and thank you to all who have contributed photos and video. Gnars all around.
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« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2009, 12:12:58 AM »
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