Alright il sack up and tell my fat chick story.
Let me start off with saying she wasnt a big Fat chick(sloth) she was pretty, big tits etc, just could stand to lose weight.. bigger than chicks i would sleep with sober, for sure. Damn this was like 8 yrs ago...
Anyway this chick that i was fuck buddies with lived in this party house with 2 other chicks(lets call them regular girl, bigger girl). Me and this girl were good friends from high school, worked togheter, partied every night and would hook up whenever, but werent like attached and banged other people. We would rage her house out in the woods back in Maine, crazy partys. Cops never came etc. Pass out random places, breaking shit, wildin out. One night she was getting her mack on with some other dude, so i hooked up with her "regular girl" roommate. booty was whateves and my homegirl friend still did our thing not a big deal.. This other night like month later or whatever their having a huge party, me and my homey get all wasted/faded. His GF had brought this hot chick that i was "full court press" mackin on but I got totally black out wasted and blew it. I think good ol stand by girl was with some other dude, and reg roommate chick was drunk passed out. Dont know how it happend but i woke up early morning in the pretty, but bigger girl roommates bed. It was one of those like WTF wake ups?? Took me a min to realize were i was, still drunk. I Grabbed my gear which was like thrown all over her room, she must have pulled classic fat girl move"waited till everyone left party and took advantage of me." So got dressed and snuck downstairs to the couch and no-one was none the wiser. Next day kinda rememberd some of it, and it was good for sure, but never told my friends and kept it on the DL.. But rookie mistake happend few days later drunk on the phone talking to my homie from outta town, he was coming to visit, and i told him about the party house and how i banged all the roommates. Few weeks later, he came to visit, partying at said house, he put two and two toghether and busted my balls for years to come. Moral of the story is just like the moped one, fun to ride, just dont let ur friends find out