Hi my name is Cory Martinez. Let me take you on a journey through pictures of myself.
Here's some info quoted straight from my Myspace!
About me:
Steez-0-matic dank air addict. I Skate and I Film. DUH!! (doesnt EVERYBODY!?!) I Like Traveling And Chilling With The Homies!! (you know who you are!!!))HOLLA!!
Who I'd like to meet:
YOU!!! LOYAL PAWNS TO THE SHRED SLED! Anyone thats open minded and down to have a good time!! Mostly Motivated People Though, So if your a whiner or a pussy, and cant hang, DONT BOTHER!! WATCH MY VIDEOS WATCH MY VIDEOS WATCH MY VIDEOS!!! (enter subliminal message here)
Here is some of my biggest lifetime achievements other than having an account with almost 1,000,000 hits before Thrasher got my shit locked
Gangsta ass mall crew
Normally shameless self-promoters like me love the smell of their own farts, but this one was strange...
What video can I upload today...
Real niggas like me get paid per youtube hit, dats why I'm up in ur SLAP whoring out muh vids
Chris Hansen will never stop me from photographing Curren Caples!
I gif up muh trampoline sessions yo
PS - I'm actually like twenty fucking five years old. So if you were under the impression based on my threads that I was 11, you were incorrect.