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Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« on: June 22, 2009, 07:25:47 PM »
I do if I have no internet access. Find a Hubba ad and start yankin'!

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2009, 07:30:54 PM »
maybe to a jimmy carlin ad

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2009, 07:52:13 PM »
if dylan reider is in there

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2009, 07:58:09 PM »
Why don't you just buy a Playboy or something? Playboy Special Editions are the best.

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2009, 08:10:19 PM »
Why don't you just buy a Playboy or something? Playboy Special Editions are the best.

I'm fuckin' 13.

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2009, 08:25:26 PM »
transworld was the first magazine i jerked off to.

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2009, 08:25:58 PM »
Why don't you just buy a Playboy or something? Playboy Special Editions are the best.

I'm fuckin' 13.

Well, you are wacking it at 13? Damn, I was still in the wet dream phase. Wet dreams get way better when you're older because you don't wake up and discover you have ejaculated in your sleep.

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2009, 09:17:09 PM »
Why don't you just buy a Playboy or something? Playboy Special Editions are the best.

I'm fuckin' 13.

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2009, 10:07:01 PM »
Why don't you just buy a Playboy or something? Playboy Special Editions are the best.

I'm fuckin' 13.

Well, you are wacking it at 13? Damn, I was still in the wet dream phase. Wet dreams get way better when you're older because you don't wake up and discover you have ejaculated in your sleep.

i have never had a wet dream but ive always wanted to have one i imagine it would be very nice

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2009, 08:44:08 AM »
for me, it feels super gnarly during the dream... like you're a geyser instead of a spout
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2009, 09:38:35 AM »
i have never had a wet dream but ive always wanted to have one i imagine it would be very nice
Me neither. I feel like I've missed out on so much....  :'(

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2009, 10:51:23 AM »
no i have never jerked off to a skate mag but the boobs thread is a different story

Why wouldn't you just look at porn?

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2009, 10:54:38 AM »
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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2009, 11:09:05 AM »
Pictures do nothing for me, it has to be video.
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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2009, 12:26:34 PM »
Wet dreams get way better when you're older because you don't wake up and discover you have ejaculated in your sleep.
so what happens exactly? do you not wake up or something?

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2009, 12:36:48 PM »
Wet dreams get way better when you're older because you don't wake up and discover you have ejaculated in your sleep.
so what happens exactly? do you not wake up or something?

haha Yeah it does sound like that. No, you just wake up with a boner (morning wood). Anybody else think Beebs had the case of the morning wood in that last Wednesday's with Reda when he grabs the pillow and is hugging it while laying down? I thought that shit was pretty funny.

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2009, 12:49:20 PM »
Why don't you just buy a Playboy or something? Playboy Special Editions are the best.

I'm fuckin' 13.

That says it all.

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2009, 05:30:19 PM »
No, just you do.

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2009, 06:17:26 PM »
Pictures do nothing for me, it has to be video.
tube8 has fucked my ability to get off on a pic for sure.

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2009, 06:55:14 PM »
Ha I jack off like 3 times a day.  ;D

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2009, 07:34:59 PM »
Only time i can do it to pictures is when im really baked and its of a picture of a girl i know, or fucked around with.

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2009, 09:43:35 PM »
Good news guys! I just came!

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2009, 08:47:52 AM »
Man I used to get the occasional wet dream in Iraq because there are certain living situations where you can't jerk off, you're sure as fuck not having sex, and sometimes we didn't have showers.

The first time it happened, I was all stoked because I hadn't had that shit since I was a kid.  After that you get bummed because clean up sucks or if it's dried you have to use a bottle of water because you're all crusty.

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2009, 09:25:42 AM »
Man I used to get the occasional wet dream in Iraq because there are certain living situations where you can't jerk off, you're sure as fuck not having sex, and sometimes we didn't have showers.

The first time it happened, I was all stoked because I hadn't had that shit since I was a kid.  After that you get bummed because clean up sucks or if it's dried you have to use a bottle of water because you're all crusty.

Wow... that's rugged.
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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2009, 09:26:07 AM »
Man I used to get the occasional wet dream in Iraq because there are certain living situations where you can't jerk off, you're sure as fuck not having sex, and sometimes we didn't have showers.

The first time it happened, I was all stoked because I hadn't had that shit since I was a kid.  After that you get bummed because clean up sucks or if it's dried you have to use a bottle of water because you're all crusty.

I've only had one wet dream in my life.  I was 17 and sleeping over my buddy's house on his couch.  I started to wake up a bit and the dream became lucid, and in the dream I was fucking this black chick in the ass and having a hell of a time.  I remember busting it and everything in my dream and it felt so real.  I woke up with nut all in my pants, it was crazy.  I went home right away.

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2009, 10:27:42 AM »
I can't believe Hansen isn't here yet.

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2009, 11:38:48 AM »
I remember about 6 years ago when I was 14 and staying at my grandparents house with no source of porn I made use of those old Duffs ads.  :-\

http://www.mediawatch.com/images/duff1.jpg

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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2009, 05:01:07 PM »
I remember about 6 years ago when I was 14 and staying at my grandparents house with no source of porn I made use of those old Duffs ads.  :-\

http://www.mediawatch.com/images/duff1.jpg
That's pretty awkward. At least it got the job done.
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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2009, 05:03:12 PM »
I remember about 6 years ago when I was 14 and staying at my grandparents house with no source of porn I made use of those old Duffs ads.  :-\

http://www.mediawatch.com/images/duff1.jpg


HAHAHAHAHA i did that shit too.
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Re: Anyone else jerk off to skate mags?
« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2009, 06:48:42 PM »
I remember about 6 years ago when I was 14 and staying at my grandparents house with no source of porn I made use of those old Duffs ads.  :-\

http://www.mediawatch.com/images/duff1.jpg


HAHAHAHAHA i did that shit too.

Hubba is the new duffs.