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Why don't you just buy a Playboy or something? Playboy Special Editions are the best.
Quote from: Bugs on June 22, 2009, 07:58:09 PMExpand QuoteWhy don't you just buy a Playboy or something? Playboy Special Editions are the best.[close]I'm fuckin' 13.
Why don't you just buy a Playboy or something? Playboy Special Editions are the best.[close]
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.
Quote from: 13callsBS on June 22, 2009, 08:10:19 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Bugs on June 22, 2009, 07:58:09 PMExpand QuoteWhy don't you just buy a Playboy or something? Playboy Special Editions are the best.[close]I'm fuckin' 13.[close]Well, you are wacking it at 13? Damn, I was still in the wet dream phase. Wet dreams get way better when you're older because you don't wake up and discover you have ejaculated in your sleep.
Quote from: Bugs on June 22, 2009, 07:58:09 PMExpand QuoteWhy don't you just buy a Playboy or something? Playboy Special Editions are the best.[close]I'm fuckin' 13.[close]
I must have been tripping last night
i have never had a wet dream but ive always wanted to have one i imagine it would be very nice
no i have never jerked off to a skate mag but the boobs thread is a different story
Wet dreams get way better when you're older because you don't wake up and discover you have ejaculated in your sleep.
Quote from: Bugs on June 22, 2009, 08:25:58 PMExpand QuoteWet dreams get way better when you're older because you don't wake up and discover you have ejaculated in your sleep.[close]so what happens exactly? do you not wake up or something?
Wet dreams get way better when you're older because you don't wake up and discover you have ejaculated in your sleep.[close]
Pictures do nothing for me, it has to be video.
Man I used to get the occasional wet dream in Iraq because there are certain living situations where you can't jerk off, you're sure as fuck not having sex, and sometimes we didn't have showers.The first time it happened, I was all stoked because I hadn't had that shit since I was a kid. After that you get bummed because clean up sucks or if it's dried you have to use a bottle of water because you're all crusty.
I remember about 6 years ago when I was 14 and staying at my grandparents house with no source of porn I made use of those old Duffs ads. http://www.mediawatch.com/images/duff1.jpg
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius
Quote from: ALT on June 24, 2009, 11:38:48 AMExpand QuoteI remember about 6 years ago when I was 14 and staying at my grandparents house with no source of porn I made use of those old Duffs ads. http://www.mediawatch.com/images/duff1.jpg[close]HAHAHAHAHA i did that shit too.
I remember about 6 years ago when I was 14 and staying at my grandparents house with no source of porn I made use of those old Duffs ads. http://www.mediawatch.com/images/duff1.jpg[close]