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Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« on: June 26, 2009, 08:27:42 PM »
Like last time lets keep all the games and commentary posted up in here.

I'll start with the Mike Vallely/Chris Cole pre game interview.

http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=1144

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 08:55:20 PM »
why the fuck would you come dressed like to skateboard?

like obviously he's not gonna be able to skate flatground too well in a fucking jean vest, and trucker hat(although this might actually make it easier keeping his dumb long hair out of his eyes)

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 09:22:14 PM »
I like how he came rolling up in a sweet firebird with Confederate license plates, dude aren't you from Jersey?


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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 09:33:53 PM »
That game is going to be boring and quick. Really not looking forward to it.


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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 09:37:15 PM »
pregame talk....weird

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 09:40:10 PM »
i don't even understand why mike v got invited to or even wanted to do this...  he's not really from the era where people had to know like a million different tricks and had to have them all on lock (which is where skateboarding is at now).  and the berrics doesn't allow any grabbing or old school shit so he can't pull any of the sweeper shit he knows.  don't get it.  rodney mullen would have destroyed everyone at this in his plan b days. 

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 11:38:15 PM »
remember when mike v released that book of poems?

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2009, 12:10:49 AM »
Only because I have insomnia.
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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2009, 12:20:06 AM »
lmao chris made him look really dumb...
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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2009, 12:25:21 AM »
Well
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NOW HIS PUSSY IS 120 GRIT SOFT
I PEELED THAT NIGGAS SKIN OFF LIKE GRIPTAPE
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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2009, 12:26:39 AM »
they should just post the other 20 games where cole smashed him flawless before they felt sorry and decided to tape one with grabs

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2009, 12:29:08 AM »
He doesn't need chris for that

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2009, 12:34:40 AM »
they should just post the other 20 games where cole smashed him flawless before they felt sorry and decided to tape one with grabs

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2009, 12:43:06 AM »
I know this will not be a popular opinion but that might have been my favorite game so far.

I mean, fuck me, Mike V. landed a pretty damn nice-looking tre flip 1st try - admit it, you didn't see that coming...:)

Plus, I like that Mike is the ONLY one so far to just say "fuck that" to the Berrics rules.

And Cole gets major class points, not only for going easy on Mike, but also for landing a bunch of Mike's crazy tricks.

All in all, some good fun.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2009, 12:47:52 AM »
i love how chris was doing tricks that he knew mike v could just so he wouldnt feel bad, minus the switch heel, and mike v doesn't do tricks, he does different dances with one trick
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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2009, 01:10:26 AM »
playing a game of skate against people who only do grabs, bonelesses and no complies makes me angry.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2009, 01:15:01 AM »
they should just post the other 20 games where cole smashed him flawless before they felt sorry and decided to tape one with grabs

was wondering the same thing.  you can see mike v starting to get agitated when cole does one of the hand plants, not rolling into it.
have to admit almost thought cole wasn't going to win.
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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2009, 01:16:36 AM »
iim so glad i got this drunk enough to stay awake and see this. i was on the edge of my seat!!!! my brackets were about to be fuuuuuuuucked.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2009, 01:18:10 AM »
i love how chris was doing tricks that he knew mike v could just so he wouldnt feel bad, minus the switch heel, and mike v doesn't do tricks, he does different dances with one trick

hahah

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2009, 01:19:31 AM »
i cant believe vallely landed some of those flip tricks

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2009, 01:19:36 AM »
its like they did this just to make mike v look like a shithead

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2009, 01:39:59 AM »
mike v did a fucking 360 flip?
people claiming to have not done something in a ridiculous amount of time when they obviously have is really annoying.
i don't think the guy (or much of anyone besides dudes like guy) could step on a skateboard after 3 years of no flip tricks and do a fucking 360 flip first go?
fuck mike v. don't care how many bullshit tricks he has invented if he ever did, they don't count & the guy is a fraud.

He always has a smile on his face so he's gotta be making 6 figures

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2009, 01:58:39 AM »
i honestly think it would have been worth chris cole losing to see cookie monster eat his own turd. pretty crazy game though

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2009, 02:09:35 AM »
I was really surprised when that clip didn't end with Mikey V. punching everyone in the face

but for how we all thought that was going to turn out, it was pretty entertaining

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2009, 02:16:15 AM »
hahhaaha i enjoyed all of that. i knew chris would win but it was rad to see mike say fuck it and do the wierd shit he does. chris cole rocked that finger flipped and mike grabbed his nuts with the snapped pop shove. good times.
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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2009, 02:39:45 AM »
this was the best way this game could have been done, next time, just don't invite mike v.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2009, 03:02:00 AM »
what makes this the "official thread"?
Sorry if I'm depressing snickers/ice nine/whoever.  We can't all be tatted up, broad-slaying, OC, cool guys.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2009, 03:22:04 AM »
I fucking KNEW they would make allowances for Mike 'special needs' Valley. They better not make a habit of this!
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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2009, 03:27:45 AM »
I know this will not be a popular opinion but that might have been my favorite game so far.

I mean, fuck me, Mike V. landed a pretty damn nice-looking tre flip 1st try - admit it, you didn't see that coming...:)

Plus, I like that Mike is the ONLY one so far to just say "fuck that" to the Berrics rules.

And Cole gets major class points, not only for going easy on Mike, but also for landing a bunch of Mike's crazy tricks.

All in all, some good fun.

Agreed.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2009, 03:29:53 AM »
"you fucking asshole" hahaha. such an enjoyable game.