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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #60 on: June 27, 2009, 12:43:02 PM »
Cole should win the sportsmanship award for humoring Mike V's bullshit tricks.

That was fun to watch for one round but if MV pulled that Ho Ho and beat Cole I would have been pretty sour. Stomaching those tricks for another round would have been painful.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #61 on: June 27, 2009, 12:45:12 PM »
i was nervous when chris cole got up to skat ki thought i really was gonna have to eat my turd

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #62 on: June 27, 2009, 12:55:32 PM »
To make it a little more exciting, we should have turd eating wagers on every game.

Mike V is such a rankled bumbaclaat.  He was taking it so serious with his stink garbage.  I would've been more entertained seeing him get blown out of the water like the old flotsam that he is.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #63 on: June 27, 2009, 01:02:03 PM »
Ya'll have to thank that denim vest for that failed Ho-ho.




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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #64 on: June 27, 2009, 01:02:58 PM »
Fully backing Battle at The Berrics 2, Stereo video looks super sick too.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #65 on: June 27, 2009, 01:04:38 PM »
Summary:

'who makes the rules for skateboarding?'

'I refuse to play by the rules'

'I'm just a different type of beast'

'it's like, hey chris how you doing?'

'At least I skate into the street plants!'

'two things I'm just not down with - switch and heelflip'

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #66 on: June 27, 2009, 01:07:32 PM »
I'm actually impressed Mike V landed more than one normal trick

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #67 on: June 27, 2009, 01:29:05 PM »
the funniest thing about all this is donovan sleeping thru all of it and then sleeping right next to them during post game interviews lol

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #68 on: June 27, 2009, 01:34:07 PM »
Mike V is the biggest kook in skateboarding.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #69 on: June 27, 2009, 02:04:27 PM »
"oh i just got texted!"

vallely humor? i dont get it.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #70 on: June 27, 2009, 02:35:16 PM »
being from georgia, i really hope mikes car gets jacked for having that old georgia flag front plate.


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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #71 on: June 27, 2009, 02:44:25 PM »
Mike V is the biggest kook in skateboarding.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #72 on: June 27, 2009, 02:49:57 PM »
Mike V is the biggest kook in skateboarding.

pshh and out of skating!
fuckin pro wrestler-hockey-band-poet-hippy-nice guy-asshole-movie star...that covers it right?

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #73 on: June 27, 2009, 02:50:29 PM »
Summary:

'who makes the rules for skateboarding?'

'I refuse to play by the rules'

'I'm just a different type of beast'

'it's like, hey chris how you doing?'

'At least I skate into the street plants!'

'two things I'm just not down with - switch and heelflip'


WOULD NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #74 on: June 27, 2009, 02:57:58 PM »
Didn't he say something about "seeing him on the ice"  or something?

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #75 on: June 27, 2009, 03:07:14 PM »
Didn't he say something about "seeing him on the ice"  or something?
no one plays hockey. fuck mike vallely.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #76 on: June 27, 2009, 03:11:41 PM »
i fucks with mike v

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #77 on: June 27, 2009, 03:13:29 PM »
Even if these are staged, they're fucking fun to watch. Mike Vallely almost beating Chris Cole was good, but I would have been fucking mad if someone that seriously "skates into streetplants!" beat a real skateboarder.
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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #78 on: June 27, 2009, 03:18:06 PM »
Wow, Mike bitches about the rules and gets them changed, what a dick. Go play skate with fuckin' Bam if you don't like it, there''s 10 Gs on the line. Chris Cole should've pulled out the Whirling Dervish.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #79 on: June 27, 2009, 04:12:54 PM »
Can someone pin this to the top?  Hopefully it will avoid 30 topics started on it.  kthxbye

Don't worry title says official thread. Hopefully they'll read.
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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #80 on: June 27, 2009, 04:17:28 PM »
It will have been set up the same as the MJ / legion of doom match. They probably let them dick about as much as they want as long as the non-gimmick goes through. If Vallely was really out to win he probably could have ended it just as easily as Cole with weird handstands. Should've built a stack of amps for him to jump off.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #81 on: June 27, 2009, 04:22:56 PM »
Mike angrymother Vallely  has some kind of inflated sense of self and took himself waaay too seriously. i think everyone BUT him knew it was a joke match. he was actually had the vagina to complain about cole not doing streetplants proper, and in the postgame interview, he sounded like he really thought he could take cole down with streetplants. in short, dude's a faggot and needs to go down to the south with his trucker hat, vest and firebird and see if he lives.
i'd be pissed too if i skated that way for decades and all of a sudden people look at my tricks as a joke; Marks didn't even pay attention at one point.
Now a days it seems like we're a part of some skateboarding elite who bash other niggas cause they do their shit differently.

bull shit.
i stilll fucks with mike v.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #82 on: June 27, 2009, 04:32:49 PM »
since this is the official thread let's try to get links posted whenever a new match is available.  anyone know if the jamie and dennis match is up yet?

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #83 on: June 27, 2009, 05:22:14 PM »
Cole should win the sportsmanship award for humoring Mike V's bullshit tricks.

That was fun to watch for one round but if MV pulled that Ho Ho and beat Cole I would have been pretty sour. Stomaching those tricks for another round would have been painful.

Nah, Berra said that it was a one-time only thing.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #84 on: June 27, 2009, 06:07:33 PM »
if jamie thomas wins and plays chris cole does cole have to go easy in his boss
I WASNT BEFORE AND IM STILL NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #85 on: June 27, 2009, 06:10:44 PM »
Chill with the spoilers, much of the appeal is not knowing.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2009, 06:19:16 PM by robasheep »

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #86 on: June 27, 2009, 06:15:19 PM »
if jamie thomas wins and plays chris cole does cole have to go easy in his boss

no, jamie will have to go easy on cole, unless he wants to lose zero's best skater
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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #87 on: June 27, 2009, 06:16:48 PM »
Ass lickers.
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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #88 on: June 27, 2009, 08:11:03 PM »
busenitz and jt pre game interview is up. this is gonna be sick.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #89 on: June 27, 2009, 08:16:26 PM »
busenitz and jt pre game interview is up. this is gonna be sick.
jamie's fs crooks are amazing