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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2009, 04:13:07 AM »
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I fucking KNEW they would make allowances for Mike 'special needs' Valley. They better not make a habit of this!
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I thought that game was such an anti-climax to this whole thing. So fucking stupid. Why the fuck does Vallely enter when he knows exactly what the rules are gonna be? He should've just let Cole annihilate him and take it like a man that he pretends to be. But what does he do? Cries like a bitch: "Who makes rules in skateboarding?" Boo-hoo.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2009, 04:28:29 AM »
what makes this the "official thread"?
the 100% irrefutable seal of officialness.
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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2009, 05:16:39 AM »
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I fucking KNEW they would make allowances for Mike 'special needs' Valley. They better not make a habit of this!
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I thought that game was such an anti-climax to this whole thing. So fucking stupid. Why the fuck does Vallely enter when he knows exactly what the rules are gonna be? He should've just let Cole annihilate him and take it like a man that he pretends to be. But what does he do? Cries like a bitch: "Who makes rules in skateboarding?" Boo-hoo.

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I think Vallely deserves a bit more respect.

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He would have gotten 110% more respect if he had just let Cole beat him fair and square instead of moaning until they bent the rules especially for him. At least he didn't punch anybody.
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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #33 on: June 27, 2009, 05:31:22 AM »
i was way more entertained by watching cole try mike's goofy tricks than i would have been watching mike try a switch frontside 360 kickflip, so for my taste they made the right call on that.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2009, 06:11:12 AM »
Berra is such a turd

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2009, 07:03:49 AM »
Jesus Christ. Please don't invite Mike V next time.
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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #36 on: June 27, 2009, 07:18:36 AM »
mike v is the biggest square i have ever seen

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2009, 07:38:01 AM »
wow i actually was worried for a sec.

that was a joke for chris tho.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #38 on: June 27, 2009, 08:06:14 AM »
chris coles heelflips and bs 360s are friggin ridiculous

mike v's 360 flip was pretty damn high

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #39 on: June 27, 2009, 08:09:24 AM »
Billy Marks, best ref ever.

Bill was the best part of the whole clip. Dude was just texting, not even trying to pay attention.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #40 on: June 27, 2009, 08:11:09 AM »
Why did mike v's tricks look better than chris coles? Even more proof that chris cole is extremely terrible.


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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #41 on: June 27, 2009, 08:12:30 AM »

At least he should have punched Berra.


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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #42 on: June 27, 2009, 08:14:22 AM »
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Billy Marks, best ref ever.
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Bill was the best part of the whole clip. Dude was just texting, not even trying to pay attention.

ha what a dumb game. glad hes out and we dont have to see any more affliction clothing

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #43 on: June 27, 2009, 08:36:37 AM »
That was obviously a blatant attempt to be entertaining. Still...they would have to give it to Cole just cayuse of the nature of the game. If Vallely won, mother fuckers would be e-mailing the Berrics like their life depended on it. I hope Jamie and Dennis actually have a real game. 
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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #44 on: June 27, 2009, 08:41:08 AM »
you just bring it back like oh hey see ya later

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #45 on: June 27, 2009, 08:49:21 AM »
That game was amazing. I was laughing throughout the entire thing. So many funny things. I loved it.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #46 on: June 27, 2009, 09:11:10 AM »
I wanted Mike V to win so bad just to see everyone get really pissed off. I was surprised he actually landed some of that stupid shit.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #47 on: June 27, 2009, 09:23:59 AM »
at least cole was man enough to try it.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #48 on: June 27, 2009, 09:57:08 AM »
looks like my first bracket is fucked up now, i lost so early into this

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #49 on: June 27, 2009, 10:27:19 AM »
I like when cole is about to try that streetplant trick and he trips over a bottle or somethin

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #50 on: June 27, 2009, 10:35:13 AM »
talk about embarrassing

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #51 on: June 27, 2009, 10:52:37 AM »
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Billy Marks, best ref ever.
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Bill was the best part of the whole clip. Dude was just texting, not even trying to pay attention.

mike v wasn't too pumped on his calls.
but i was.
i do agree it was funny to see cole try that nonsense.
but that game was a complete joke.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #52 on: June 27, 2009, 10:54:31 AM »
At least it was fun to watch Mike V and Cole do stuff you'd never normally see them attempt. No way the game was going to be that entertaining if it wasn't staged, and EVERYBODY knows Cole would rape Mike in every game no matter how many rematches, so why not have some fun with it? Most dudes on these boards would have been complaining about the match whether Cole annihilated him in his first 5 tricks or not.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #53 on: June 27, 2009, 10:58:04 AM »
That was obviously a blatant attempt to be entertaining. Still...they would have to give it to Cole just cayuse of the nature of the game. If Vallely won, mother fuckers would be e-mailing the Berrics like their life depended on it. I hope Jamie and Dennis actually have a real game. 
Yeah, I'm sure if Mike V actually won with those rules, Berra would say it's official because they agreed blahblahblah but first thing next game he'll switch it to Cole since everyone would be fucking pissed and he'd have to let Mike V do his bullshit dancing throughout the whole game.

All in all I loved the match. Sure I'd love to see Mike V get fucked over, but the shit was entertaining. And Billy should be the ref for every game.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #54 on: June 27, 2009, 11:10:41 AM »
All in all I loved the match. Sure I'd love to see Mike V get fucked over, but the shit was entertaining. And Billy should be the ref for every game.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #55 on: June 27, 2009, 11:17:43 AM »
wait, i just realised since some of this stuff is most likely staged- the stereo kids will probably go further than nowhere.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #56 on: June 27, 2009, 11:17:58 AM »
Shoulda invited doug brown..

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #57 on: June 27, 2009, 12:28:11 PM »
Can someone pin this to the top?  Hopefully it will avoid 30 topics started on it.  kthxbye

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #58 on: June 27, 2009, 12:37:03 PM »
Was funny watching Cole do Mike's tricks, epically the finger flips.

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Re: Battle At The Berrics 2 Official Thread
« Reply #59 on: June 27, 2009, 12:43:02 PM »
Cole should win the sportsmanship award for humoring Mike V's bullshit tricks.

That was fun to watch for one round but if MV pulled that Ho Ho and beat Cole I would have been pretty sour. Stomaching those tricks for another round would have been painful.